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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Warchicken posted:

Who exactly buys this other than people who already drank the kool-aid?

Seniors who don't read too closely, because it would mean pulling out reading glasses.

As for a new Ollie book, I assume he's trying to time it's release near the Call of Duty franchise, while his name is still fresh in recent (gaming) news.
It would've bumped up awareness with voting-age and politically aware gamers, the majority of which are pretty connected with blogs/twits/podcasts these days.

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Alex Jones is a loving idiot paranoid who, despite lacking any credentials whatsoever, suffers under the delusions that he is expert in:
- engineering (Inside Job :laffo: )
- domestic policy
- foreign policy
- finance

The man is a certifiable loving joke.

And when he is right, as all clocks are at some point (namely, the erosion of constitutional and amendment rights), he still completely misses the loving target, blaming the U.N, New World Order, Bilderburg Group, liberal media ( :freep: ), foreigners, and on, and on.
You know, anybody except every administration since FDR died, which is to say, the people who actually have the power to make and break rules of government.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Dec 7, 2012

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Why don't they save money: instead of hiring more teachers to protect state troopers, they could just arm the state troopers with gu- oh wait.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

AircraftNoise posted:

Can somebody explain to me the reason Alex Jones and/or Infowars exists? Seriously, who the gently caress actually takes this type of

I blame the Reagan administration, and his elimination of the Fairness Doctrine (in '87); which required that news sources at least try to be truthful about controversial issues, and matters of public interest.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Jan 7, 2013

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Not to be too facetious, but there is a game that is almost literally just that: Payday: The Heist
Habermann did a VLP of two of the maps.

Art aside, I can't help but get a LDS vibe from it.
"Do more than hug your children.
"Isn't it about... time?"

As a socialist, I hate to use the personal responsibility defense, but kids don't have disposable income unless a parent gives it to them.
What loving parent gives their kids cash and doesn't ask/monitor what they're going to spend it on?

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Jan 22, 2013

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Cordyceps Headache posted:

Video games are just a scapegoat, though. Conservatives will do anything to keep from admitting that young white males might ever be bad people, always searching for a reason that otherwise "good kids" just suddenly snapped.

Yeah, I know that part, but what parent buys things for their kids, or gives them money without knowing what's being purchased?
In general, I mean.
Not just games, everything: music, stupid t-shirts, junk food, toys, gifts for relatives... Parents easily have power to control that. It's their bank card after all.

I dunno, I just really want to grab Ramirez by the scruff of his neck, give him the ol' skunk-eye :raise:, and say, "This kid has all this :airquote: violent media eh? Well, who paid for it, you stupid gently caress! The person hugging him! For a guy who's every other cartoon is about debt, you sure have a limited loving grasp of where adolescent kids get cash!" :rant:

Is this reaction normal when viewing his comics? :ohdear:

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Jan 22, 2013

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
I just watched an Alex Jones vid after viewing the "Alex Jones is Bill Hicks!" theory page.

Specifically, I watched this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlkAjKk_4f8&t=218s

:pwn:

I am so, so sorry for you in America. I am sorry for ya'll, as I have never been at any time in my life, and I have family there.

Seriously, you guys need to bring back the Fairness Doctrine.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Spacedad posted:

Let me give you a transcript: memememe meep meep memememe mee mememe meep me memememe...(repeat for about a half hour.)



I see Beaker has retired from science, and has entered the field of politics.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
^ ^ ^ That's because golf is a terrible, Old Man sport. :corsair:
Not an indicator of virile, manly presidential power and authority!

Crasscrab posted:



Thanks a lot, science!

Higgs boson find may spell doom for universe

I really love the vague wording that is used in the beginning of this article. It's definitely been written with the intent to trick people into looking at it.

Man, I was hoping it would be a paraphrase of Douglas Adams' famous line:

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers everything that the Universe is made of, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Minorities posted:

Yes to both. Jack Swagger's gimmick hits the nail pretty much on the head and exposes the Tea Party for what it really is (at least as much as you can do so in a popular TV-13 rated show). This of course drives actual Tea Partiers insane because the dogwhistle has now been turned into a regular whistle that they can't silence.

What the Tea Party thinks of themselves - Lex Luger: The Man Made in the U.S.A. :911:
What even Vince McMahon realizes - Jack Swagger :freep:

Probably just trying to attract smart people back, just to see what the fuss is all about.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

BiggerBoat posted:

Is this thread about wrestling now?

Dittoheads, Great Americans, Fairness and Balance - Right Wing Media :patriot:

Seriously though, this is an audience that has always had more patriotism/national pride than sense.
I know I'm showing my age here, but I remember watching the audience chant, "USA! USA!" during a Yokozuna v. Lex Luger fight.

Both of them are American citizens.
I think they did the same thing in Wrestlemania X with Yokozuna v. Bret Hart. :canada:
It's also the last time I watched wrestling.

Irony abounds.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

edit: turns out he was educated in the UK and that's where is accent comes from.
It's just so weird how a Canadian citizen who was educated in the UK gets to talk to the Dittoheads about how terrible the Democrats are.

Anyone who thinks Canadians can't be as right-wing as Republicans never lived through the Mike Harris Premiership.
He cut social programs and Ontario's safety net to the bone.

Lost your job?
Run out of Employment Insurance?
Single?
Better sell your car and have less than $600 in the bank if you want welfare Ontario Works™! :fuckoff:
He also seriously believed in the "beer buying welfare mom" argument.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Mar 11, 2013

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

A DENVER FAX posted:

Yeah stuff like that are literally written scripts the host has to read. Its like a commercial the host is forced to star in.

Is having talk radio hosts read commercials a big thing in the States?
In my modest (350+K :canada: ) city, the talk radio hosts I listen to just cut to commercials like normal FM radio.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
I just want to thank the Amerigoons who linked Maddows blog.
It's the most entertaining thing I've put in my Facebook feed since George Takei. :v:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

The Angry Bum posted:

Didn't you know Obama puts DIJON MUSTARD ON HIS HAMBURGER!?!?!?!

Hamburger? What, is the MUSLIM too good for a hotdog?
Where did this fixation on presidential eating habits come from, anyways?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The clip is worth watching for one thing: Glenn Beck saying he's been in broadcast and TV long enough to recognize when someone is not being genuine. Really dude?

Well, as the saying goes; it takes one (a fraud) to know one.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Dr Cheeto posted:

Fox News knowingly and habitually obfuscates the truth, misrepresents the GOP's opposition, and generally does Very Bad Things in the name of their corporate overlords.

I really wish you guys would reinstate the Fairness Doctrine. :sigh:

loving Reagan.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Yeah that's been an increasingly common theme lately. Reagan wasn't conservative enough. The Republicans of the past were all RINOs. If you aren't so far to the right you make Stalin look like a dirty liberal you are wrong.

So, who's the fallback president if Reagan loses his cachet amongst conservatives? Nixon? Hoover?
This Ouroboros they've created is going to get there eventually...

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

platedlizard posted:

But is he USDA Approved?

FDA. He's man-made, not farm-grown. :haw:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

AShamefulDisplay posted:

So is infowars out of place in this thread? My bad.

Alex Jones falls under the heading "Great Americans" in the thread title.

As in, great at getting people to unquestioningly believe his conspiracy theory bullshit, despite lacking any education past high school. :911:
The man who created "Loose Change" and "Prison Planet", despite lacking any: engineering, physics, chemistry, forensic, criminal investigation, political science, journalism, religion, history, medical, psychology, or sociology degrees.

Yet he is an expert who reveals to us the truth that the intellectual masters of your country struggle to keep hidden from the brave men and wom- you get the idea.

gently caress that idiot.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Phone posted:

You know that orange juice you have every morning? You know what's in that? Corn. And you know what's in the maple syrup you put on your pancakes? You know what makes it taste so good? Corn. And when you're good and help with the trash, you know what makes the big, green bags biodegradable?

I know you're being quasi-facetious, but for the maple syrup one, please tell me how one feeds corn to a tree. :allears:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
I guess I'm spoiled then, what with living next to a province that provides 80% of the world market for the real thing.

And if it ain't 100%, then it's table syrup. :colbert:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
He's obviously counting the proliferation of convenience stores on nearly every block :btroll: in the distribution equation.

Because yeah, chips and a Big Gulp are a valid meal option.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

agarjogger posted:

I don't know what else to say. This is an attempt at political genocide. She's forcing a right-wing boycott of loving water. Keep on dazzling me, First Lady.

Actually, she's just gonna drive them to drink 2 litres of Coke whenever they would've gone for a mere can.
Diabetes will shoot up, forcing the GOP to accept Obamacare just to keep their frothing, rabid, hydrophobic base from dying of Type 2 diabetes and morbid obesity.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

rkajdi posted:

Here's the wiki article : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Mother_Teresa

Short points:
* Took money from well known shithead Charles Keating, then refused to return it after people realized it was stolen.
* Was cool with Baby Doc, versus being a human being and calling for his head on a pike.
* Supported martial law set up by Indira Ghandi with a "keeps the trains on time" style dismissal.
* Pissed away 93% of donations to her organization while the people she was there to serve existed in squalor.
* In related points, had some hosed up religious cover for sadism directed at the people under her care.
* Administered forced baptisms of dying people under her care

In short, the kind of shithead that doesn't deserve a footnote in a history book, but we'll have to hear about her forever because she has some decent people spinning her life story.

Would Albert Schweitzer be a better choice?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

He also wrote a book



If you keep just the title and the first line, the book has a new meaning.

Is that a literal blood gate on the cover?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

SilentD posted:

It looks like one of those big rear end multi story columns in the nice offices downtown. As if you were standing under it looking up at the ceiling... just with a red tint and somebody forgot to pay their electric bill.

I got my Mac hooked up to the TV and I'm sitting 8 feet away.
I didn't know it was a column cause it's a pretty dark pic.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Putting it anywhere but "Fiction" is giving too much credit to Rush, if you ask me.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

ReindeerF posted:

Since this is the Great Americans & Right Wing Media thread, Tom Clancy is dead. RIP dude who wrote some fairly entertaining technothrillers early on and went completely off the rails after the cold war ended.

The man was a master at licensing his name too.
There are entire book series that don't have a single contribution by him.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Orange Devil posted:

One party wants to take care of all the sick kids, the other party only wants to take care of the kids who have cancer.

This is how you do messaging on this Democrats, pay attention.

"Everything or Nothing." "No child left behind." "All of them."
These are the mottos I'd use, but then I have no skin in the game or political experience. v:geno:v

- James Bond game, - Bush (I think), - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, respectively.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Walter posted:


I should add that I most definitely qualify for foodstamps and seriously considered it at one point. I decided against it when I was in a local grocery store one day and a person in the self-checkout next to me used her EBT card. The loving automated voice announced to the world that she was using EBT.

I decided that what pride I have left after being a grad student for several years couldn't take another hit if that happened randomly someplace when I was checking out. And frankly, there are people who need it more than I do, so I decided not to enroll. Sometimes - particularly when I'm coaxing my 22 year old Jeep to campus in the morning - I still wonder if that was the right choice.

One would assume that if you qualify for it, you need it.
Contrary to conservative opinion, the Dems aren't handing EBT cards to everybody to make you a dependant so you keep voting for them.

In the unlikely event anyone gives enough of a poo poo to complain, tell them the truth, "You don't know my life, so gently caress off."

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

No no no, this time they've truly found that Tea Party savior in Ted Cruz and they'll surely congratulate him on a battle well fought when this is all over and he says "Oh well best I could do!".

They even have that picture of him in front of the stained glass after his fauxlibuster, giving him a halo effect. :angel:

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Oct 11, 2013

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Good lord. Are we finally at the point where these guys are promoting honest-to-god fascists?

I'd love to hear his explanation as to how the loving Golden Dawn isn't a fascist organization.

Greece is the great democracy upon which the Founders™ based the Constitution™, therefore Golden Dawn is merely a democratic party exercising it's Free Speech Rights™ of protest, against the Government That Has Failed The People™ and-





- you know what, I really, really wish a meteor would crush Fox out of existence. I don't care what springs up in its place at this point. :smith:
I mean, is there anything they won't spin into a story about how (Democratic Party) government is evil/incompetent/corrupt/rife with cronyism, with the great Satan Obama leading America and the Republic on a one-way trip to islamo-socialism?

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Oct 19, 2013

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Spacedad posted:

What's up with Fox making an absurd amount of basic reporting errors lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilpBeGbkUY0

It's like their sloppy fact-checking with editorial shows has pretty much seeped completely over into their most basic fact-checking capabilities. One wonders what their raison d'etre is if they can't even get these very basic things right. Then again, there are lots of people who eat McDonalds believing it to be food rather than filler...

There's obviously more than one Atheist mole in the FOXhole than even they suspected... sabotaging The Message. :tinfoil:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

VitalSigns posted:

Probably just some old-fashioned fuddy-duddys who think that a sandwich shop should make its money selling sandwiches, and can't see the immense profit to be made packaging sandwich sales into sandwich-sale-backed-securities, then pooling those SSBS into even larger securities which are divided into tranches, with the top tranche getting a AAA rating so even pension funds can gamble on Americans' love affair with sandwiches.

Then you take the remaining junk-rated tranches, pool them all together, and retranche them into AAA and other levels as many times as you like. Since these are guaranteed to fail, you sell them to a sucker and secretly bet against them on the sandwich swap markets.

You can goose profits by tripling the price of sandwiches, which you'd think would hurt demand, but if you accept IOU's from "Liar Buyers" and take their word to pay you Tuesday for a sandwich today, then sales will be brisk.

:patriot:

That was the best paraphrase of Michael Lewis' The Big Short I've ever read. :golfclap:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Infomaniac posted:

gently caress your family. gently caress your life. gently caress other countries. gently caress vacation. BUY A CADILLAC! - a good ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNzXze5Yza8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I love that bit where he says "Because we're the only ones going back up there (the moon)!", because my money's on China, India... or literally anybody other than the States; to be honest.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Spacedad posted:

Of course, this is a person defending florida because a racist shot a black kid and walked. I wouldn't expect them to know or care much about the state beyond whatever their extremist political blinders present for them. Choosing to defend the state of florida of all places for whatever the reason is a hilariously losing battle.

The state is loving broken, in a shameful way that should make anyone of any political stripe feel ashamed.

Speaking of which, how's that whole Tomato-pickers are literally slaves problem been lately?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Could you guys help me settle an argument? I need examples of how the WSJ has become increasingly right wing since it's purchase by Murdoch.

IT's in relation to this thing: , which is the same bill as I recall.
I'm in Canada and have no post-secondary education, sourcing isn't my strong suit with american political issues.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Mar 2, 2014

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
What I think is impressive is how Rush passes off his misogyny as "comedy material", in the eleventh paragraph.

Yeah okay, walk it back when you get called out bro. We believe you. :rolleyes:

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

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comes along bort posted:

Southerners are a little less in favor, but still 83% overall are okay with it compared to 87% nationwide:

http://www.gallup.com/poll/163697/approve-marriage-blacks-whites.aspx

I would guess isolating southern whites that number would be a bit lower. Also kinda astonishing (though not surprising) to think a majority disapproved of miscegenation until the late 90s.

I no-poo poo remember the episode of Murphy Brown wherein she gets a black boyfriend, and it made the news.

Canadian news.

I might be misremembering that last part.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Apr 8, 2014

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