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Soviet Commubot posted:There was a plan to have a conservative standup show on the failed Right Network. It's as painful as it sounds. There was exactly one joke that could be described as funny in there, when the guy talked about his dental plan being "chew on the side that doesn't hurt". All of the rest of them were either not funny, or not even jokes. It proves my thought (which is hardly original) about conservative comedians, which is that they really do think of themselves as conservatives who are comedians, rather than the other way around. That is to say, they didn't get into comedy because they like making people laugh, they got into it to use it, as the head guy says, "as a weapon" to spread conservative ideology. You see the same problem with Christian rock music, if you get into rock music not because you love playing but because you wan't to spread Jesus' message, it's going to suck compared to people who actually love what they do for its own sake.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2013 14:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:25 |
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Bill Whittle, noted smug rear end in a top hat, is back with another insightful commentary, this time about BENGHAZI!!!!!!Bill Whittle posted:Hi everybody. I’m Bill Whittle and this is the Firewall. I admire his bold admission that he doesn't give a poo poo about the lives of anyone who isn't an American, but as for the rest, does anyone who's more plugged into the details of the Benghazi incident have a succinct refutation?
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 23:48 |
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I think his stuff has been mentioned here before, but for those of you who don't know him, I'd like to introduce you to Matt Walsh. Mr. Walsh is a blogger that's, if my facebook feed is any indication, widely read amongst conservative Christians. His schtick is a typical one, based largely on hyperbole, a willingness to say incendiary things and an overall aversion to facts. Some sample headlines include: "Satan is a liberal" "Want birth control? Go buy it. Nobody is stopping you." Referring to the recent lion hunting controversy "Just pretend this dead lion is a human baby, and then you won’t be so upset" and so on. What brought him to mind is that today he published an article entitled, "If you want to prove you don’t hate gays, all you have to do is worship at their feet" regarding the Dungy/Sam controversy. I won't copy past the entire thing because it's massive, but here are some choice bits: Matt Walsh posted:I have never in my life encountered a religion as oppressive, cold, and stiff as Progressivism. I’ve never known a faith more eager to burn heretics at the stake. Even a fundamentalist Iranian Muslim would flinch if he came face to face with a western liberal’s rigid dogmatism. I imagine that even a Saudi Arabian Islamic cleric would take one look at how American left wingers react when anyone deviates ever so slightly from their established orthodoxy, and say to himself, “man, these people REALLY need to chill.” Matt Walsh posted:So I suppose my point here is simple: if you aren’t willing to become a liberal, you might as well finally stand up and condemn it. There is no middle ground anymore. There never was to begin with, but even the illusion is fading. Either fight for life, family, and Truth, or else join the ranks of the nihilists and hedonists. The distinction between the two sides is not a murky no-man’s land colored in hues of gray; it is a stark and sudden line in the concrete. You are either for truth or you are not. Matt Walsh posted:Is an unspectacular player worth the media circus that will follow? Would any coach in their right mind relish the thought of being accused of bigotry if Sam has to be cut to make room for better players? Does any football organization want to be tossed into the middle of a ‘gay rights’ fight when their only concern is winning football games? One poor team answered ‘yes’ to these questions, but 31 did not. Tony Dungy echoed the sentiments of the 31 teams — the sane ones. Tony Dungee's comment could be written off as "just business" if not for his history. This is the man who made it a point to mentor and lobby for Michael Vick's second shot at an NFL career. Now it's true, Michael Vick never did anything so heinous as telling people he's gay and kissing his boyfriend on TV, he merely tortured dogs for money and spent 23 months in federal prison. Apparently, Tony Dungee believes that Michael Vick, a convicted felon, drug user, and animal abuser, is worthy of a second chance at an NFL career, but Michael Sam isn't even worthy of a first chance. How do you square that circle as anything other than either personal animus towards homosexuality, or abject cowardice at the fear that his team might suffer the slings and arrows of the conservative movement? Just a note...I love animals & would never participate...but it is big in certain cultures...as is cock fighting...as is bull running...& excuse me if I'm wrong but I don't believe Vic got on National TV & said I'm a dirty dog fighter love me as I am...cause nobody would...but he "invested" in something factions of his culture have participated in for generations...he got caught...he got convicted...her served his time...he obviously has talent so why should he not be given a chance...as far as I'm concerned if you put it out there...your asking for opinions...if not f who you want but keep your mouth shut its not our business or your coach until you make it that way which he did! Your comment is a bit confusing, but did you really mean to equate animal cruelty to homosexuality? And what's more, are you also saying that your problem isn't with Sam's homosexuality, but with the fact that he came out? If so, why should he have to remain closeted? What's wrong with being honest about who you are? excuse me you equated the 2 and personally i could care less if he sucked his own Dck ….but do not tell me you suck your own & not expect some commentary from the people around u…some will be hey thats cool dude some will say eeew thats gross, some will say don' sneeze at the wrong time & by drat if you have the right to say it they have the right to respond…if your to much of a chicken poo poo to take the comments then for sake Shut-UP….i believe the crux of this article was that people such as yourself want no dissenting positions….our children…our families should have only the influence of liberals….NOT! Even after reading this thread from beginning to end, it amazes me how many people still think that gays are oppressing them merely by existing out in the open. This lady seriously thinks that Michael Vick is more morally upright than Michael Sam, for no other reason than that Sam is honest about who he is.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 03:33 |
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Matt Walsh is back with another article, and I don't know why, but this one really got my blood boiling. I won't quote the whole thing because it's, as usual, way too long and verbose. That said, I honestly had trouble sleeping after reading this, I was so angry with it. A sample: Matt Walsh posted:The synopsis on your website says that the pro-infanticide film After Tiller paints a “humanizing” portrait of the “doctors” who openly kill fully developed babies who could survive outside of the womb — if they weren’t first poisoned or dismembered by these very “courageous” medical professionals. The lies I can handle, Matt Walsh is a liar by trade. What bothers me significantly more is the overheated rhetoric that's so common to pro-life people. Despite his protestations to the contrary, it's clear that Walsh really doesn't have a problem with the guy who shot Dr. Tiller, and that angers me more than just about anything else. Because if he actually doesn't, and he (and those like him) really believe that abortion is equivalent to murder, then why do they act so shocked when someone hauls off and kills one of these doctors? And, more to the point, why aren't they killing them themselves? He casually compares these people to slavers, klansmen and nazis, and yet somehow tries to pull the reigns at the last second and suggest that he doesn't think killing them is morally right (although being pro-choice is significantly worse, in his estimation, than killing a doctor). gently caress this rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 21:24 |
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LloydDobler posted:My favorite part of that O'Reilly bit is where he goes "They would be a US trained force operating under the Geneva convention" or something like that. Don't we already have that? Called the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines? It's surprisingly stupid, even by O'Reilly's standards.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 16:32 |
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PerniciousKnid posted:Does anybody have a clip of this? I want to rewatch and weep for humanity. http://mediamatters.org/research/2007/09/21/oreilly-surprised-there-was-no-difference-betwe/139893 The best part about the story to me is that he was at dinner with Al Sharpton.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 17:45 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Conservative The Blaze correspondent Matt Walsh
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2014 18:01 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:P.S. If there is still anyone out there like myself, people who still find strong female characters appealing, a white male Republican directed this movie called “American Sniper,” and gave Sienna Miller a part Barbara Stanwyck would have killed for.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2015 00:46 |
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This article has been making the rounds on facebook, with the typical, "See, even liberals think SJWs have gone too far!" kind of nonsense attached. Apologies in advance for the formatting.Aristotelis Orginos posted:Social Justice Bullies: The Authoritarianism of Millennial Social Justice It's got almost everything you could hope for in a pseudo-intellectual piece of tripe: Conflation of the violence of actual bigots with the "violence" of people speaking out against the same, horrible invocations of 1984 specifically and George Orwell generally, and projection out the rear end. I worry though, because this article wasn't just posted by the usual stable of conservatives, but by a lot of folks who I think are otherwise sympathetic to generally liberal ideas, but are being increasingly convinced that we've somehow swung "too far" in the direction of tolerance. Has the right wing been successful in poisoning the "social justice" well? JohnClark fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Apr 19, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 05:24 |
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VitalSigns posted:Hahaha. I have to admit, even by Limbaugh's standards, this is pretty shockingly racist. He doesn't usually just come out and say that blacks are unqualified to do professional work and that hiring them to do so turns them into murderers by dint of their incompetence. Jesus loving Christ.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 12:30 |
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We've gotten some recent stuff from Matt Walsh and Steven Crowder, so why not Milo Yiannopoulos too?! http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/21/scientists-who-are-actually-really-stupid-1-neil-degrasse-tyson/ Noted racists Milo posted:Neil deGrasse Tyson made the decision a long time ago to be a sort of media cheerleader for science instead of an actual scientist, and although he isn’t a great communicator, it was the right decision because he was unlikely ever to trouble the Nobel committee. Also, he is stupid and his politics are dumb. Liberals are the real racists? Check. Blacks only succeed because of their race? Check. "Some observers say..."? Check. Wildly dishonest assertions about Tyson's history and statements? Check. Liberals are all idiots? Check. You don't even need a free space to get a conservative hack piece bingo!
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 03:50 |
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ManlyGrunting posted:Wait, I know Adams thinks some people are "wizards" or whatever, but does he really thing he is a master persuader type? The man couldn't talk his way out of jury duty, much less figure out how to influence large swaths of people.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 20:02 |
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tacodaemon posted:Trump is having a Sunday afternoon tweetfest, and welp: Other people have said this, but statements of this sort are the scariest thing about Trump. Much as we venerate it, our system of "checks and balances" actually kind of sucks and relies a great deal on norms of behavior rather than actual procedural limits. We've sent the problems with this approach for the last 8 years as the republicans have all but destroyed the government's ability to accomplish meaningful things, and now we're going to see what it means when those same people control all 3 branches and don't give a poo poo about previous political norms or even basic human decency.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 22:39 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:Noted shithead Adam4d drew a comic illustrating that Jews don't actually believe in God and are all going to burn in Hell.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 06:32 |
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GutBomb posted:California and middle America are not the same thing and don't have the same values. Eliminate New York and California (2 states she would have won even if each state had several million fewer Hillary voters and 2 states that don't reflect the values of the typical republican voter) Because, you know, they voted for Clinton. Or do excess votes in blue states not count somehow, because they're not real america (presumably precisely because they consistently vote in a left-leaning way)?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 02:14 |
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Remember the common right wing complaint (read: lie) that the ACA exempted congress? I doubt this will surprise you: http://www.vox.com/2017/4/25/15429982/gop-exemption-ahca-amendment Vox Headline posted:Republicans exempt their own insurance from their latest health care proposal The article lays out exactly how the statute is conceived, but goddamn, the hypocrisy of the Republicans never cease to amaze.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 17:39 |
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Matt Walsh on facebook posted:They tore down a Robert E Lee statue in New Orleans last night. I'm sorry, this is madness. General Lee was opposed to slavery. He called it a "moral evil." He never purchased a single slave and the slaves he inherited from his father-in-law, he freed. Which is more than can be said for the numerous Union generals who owned slaves. General Lee was also opposed to secession. He was offered the job commanding the Northern Army, but he declined because, as a Virginian, he could not bring himself to march an army against his home and his sons. Tell me: would you do differently? Would you take up arms against your family? Is that such a simple choice? Can you really not appreciate the complexity of the situation that General Lee faced? Can we not appreciate the difficult decision Lee faced? Is it not disgraceful for us to judge him a traitor, simply because he lead the armies of a traiterous rebellion? Is there no room in our hearts for compassion? BTW liberals are evil and abortion doctors should be shot.
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 18:01 |
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The GOP leadership sends out email blasts now and then, and they recently rebranded it "The Everyday American". You'll never guess what they have to say about the CBO's score of the AHCA! Link here: http://mailchi.mp/mail/the-everyday-american-tax-reform-634193?e=2a6c082ca1 The Everyday American posted:THE AHCA GOT A NEW REPORT CARD The whole thing is transparently dishonest, but the bolded part is perhaps the mast galling. "Hey, we cleaned up the bullshit a little, so it's not as awful straight away as the previous noxious poo poo we released". I see no way around concluding that the GOP, at its core, is a completely immoral, disgusting institution. You don't see their members coming out against any of this sort of lying, to say nothing of the bill itself.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 20:04 |
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Greg Gianforte is currently leading over his democratic challenger in Montana, ~50-45. Is there anything republicans can do that their voters will view as disqualifying?
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 04:58 |
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Sentiments like this are my favorite. They always pull up just short of saying what they'd change, but it's increasingly clear that what they mean is genocide.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 20:19 |
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KickerOfMice posted:e- wait that Louder with Crowder rear end does comedy?
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 20:23 |
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Not exactly right wing media, but I feel like you could change a few details and the RWM would have an absolute conniption fit. Two sheriff's deputies stole marijuana from their evidence room and sold it through a CI. The judge was so moved by their contrition that he went under the already laughable 9 month sentence recommendation from the prosecutor, and gave them probation and community service. http://www.bakersfield.com/news/for...11bab0efca.html
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 02:06 |
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:dinesh is amoral and shameless, he's consciously chasing outrage dollars. It's too deliberate...dont think he's stupid per se. Although, jail. I read something a while back (which sadly I can’t find now) in which the author argued that Dinesh is desperate to be liked by the academic and journalistic world, and the fact that the only people who take him seriously are idiots has curdled into a supreme hatred of those two spheres. It makes sense to me; the guy is really nothing but a failed historian who can’t stand that no one who knows anything is interested in even speaking with him.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 01:08 |
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/16/nyregion/senator-robert-menendez-corruption.html Bob Menendez got a hung jury, so I'm sure the hot takes from RWM will be coming fast and furious. Still, it does point out just how much of a cruel joke our bribery laws are, made crueler still by the Supreme Court and poo poo like the McDonnell ruling.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 01:15 |
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Koalas March posted:Form in real time? Dude Oprah's been a thing for decades.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 18:51 |
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Tatsuta Age posted:lets see what well adjusted the_donald thinks of the memo
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 22:54 |
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Editorial standards?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 22:32 |
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It's unfortunate that Grant, in the 19th century, understood the need for adjusting to the present circumstances in terms of how we apply the constitution better than many current federal judges. To wit:US Grant posted:The framers were wise in their generation and wanted to do the very best possible to secure their own liberty and independence, and that also of their descendants to the latest days. It is preposterous to suppose that the people of one generation can lay down the best and only rules of government for all who are to come after them, and under unforeseen contingencies. At the time of the framing of our constitution the only physical forces that had been subdued and made to serve man and do his labor, were the currents in the streams and in the air we breathe. Rude machinery, propelled by water power, had been invented; sails to propel ships upon the waters had been set to catch the passing breeze–but the application of steam to propel vessels against both wind and current, and machinery to do all manner of work had not been thought of. The instantaneous transmission of messages around the world by means of electricity would probably at that day have been attributed to witchcraft or a league with the Devil. Immaterial circumstances had changed as greatly as materials ones. We could not and ought not to be so rigidly bound by the rules laid down under circumstances so different for emergencies so utterly unanticipated. The fathers themselves would have been the first to declare that their prerogatives were not irrevocable.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 17:49 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Ah, Ok. I mis-read that post. Then wtf is he trying to imply though? ALMOST appointed? So? *Note: If she does what they want instead this will be used as a point in her favor, ie "Bill Clinton considered her for AG and she agrees with us, how about that libtards?!".
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 15:34 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:looks like he found the final solution. The comments on this tweet are fantastic. Do you think it ever bothers Peterson that so many of his most ardent supporters are out-and-out anti-semites?
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 20:31 |
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https://twitter.com/FoxNewsInsider/status/994018362710634496 I don't even know what to say. Is the Fox News social media person subtly mocking Fox News, or are they just that blinkered?
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# ¿ May 9, 2018 20:25 |
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Enough people have pointed out the stupidity of this clip that I have to ask: what in the gently caress is Crowder wearing? He looks like an extra from MadMax who got done filming 3 hours ago but has yet to change out of his costume.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 15:55 |
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BiggerBoat posted:And it begins. I'm gonna cross post this here: I live just down the road from WORT and know a number of folks who volunteer there. It's leftist in the sense that it's a largely volunteer run community radio station, which is to say that a lot of their talk programs are about queer issues, poverty, police misconduct, etc. I say talk programming specifically because quite a lot of their stuff is just music or local happenings. It's incredibly sad that this happened to them, and I hope that whoever did this is quickly caught and punished, and turns out to just be some random nut. If this is some QAnon or pizzagate bullshit that's going to be bleak, cuz WORT is a deep pull for the anti-left crowd. JohnClark fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Aug 6, 2018 |
# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 23:41 |
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BiggerBoat posted:What do you mean?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 23:54 |
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Cythereal posted:Wonder how the RWM will spin this. https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1268181584886337536
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 13:59 |
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Race Realists posted:ThatGuyT wants to be the next larry elder so bad The replies to that post are genuinely frightening. Not only do these people believe things which are completely false, but they are prepared to kill based on those false beliefs.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 06:18 |
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:It's not really an option. Unlike in some systems of government, where the chief executive is chief executive until replaced, the President is only the president for a set period of time unless re-innaugurated. Even if he stamps his feet and contests the outcome of the election, to the point where the electoral college can't meet to certify the results, he still stops being the president on January 20th, 2021, at which point President Pelosi gets to tell the secret service to bundle him out of the office. Why, in other words, do people still believe that our system is anything other than an absolute house of cards, just waiting for the slightest breeze to topple it completely?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 16:14 |
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I understand that Trump is, himself, and incompetent moron. But there are a lot of people who have entirely cast their lot with him, who are not that. Just look at this: https://twitter.com/sparrowmedia/status/1283436911307218948 Someone gave the order to have this poo poo done, likely Bill Barr. Why are we so confident that Republican senators or whoever else is going to stop him, if he makes a move come election time?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 20:02 |
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This has become something of a cause celebre in Madison, a little girl was shot in the head during what seems to have been a shootout between multiple cars, and she tragically died. I don't understand how this implicates defunding of the police at all. All their grenade launchers and M4s didn't protect this girl, and police generally suck at solving crimes that don't have an obvious culprit. How is this meant to demonstrate that defunding the police is not just an incorrect policy, but so terrible that it should be beyond the pale?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 23:09 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:25 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:loving newsweek allowed the op ed Stuff like this is incredibly irritating, because either the editors of Newsweek are absolute drooling morons, or they think we are. This crap about it just being a debate in constitutional law and having nothing to do with birtherism is obviously fatuous, and it's insulting that they would dare to make that argument. gently caress these people who, to borrow from Judge Judy, constantly piss on our legs and then get annoyed when we won't accept their claim that it's raining.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 01:51 |