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Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

I said as much in an email to the site, but I'll repeat that I can't hear John without hearing Kevin Murphy.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2012 05:59

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:50

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

I'm going through the series, and I just got to the crazy Asian God. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 22:04

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

The Suffergettes.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 01:35

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

JUST THEN

It worked.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 09:31

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

TetsuoTW posted:

I can understand the confusion, USAF, but Bunnybread's voice does not count as pornography.

I don't know about that. I'm sure there's a nice market for that nerd voice.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2013 21:49

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Bunnybread posted:

Well if you know of folks who'd like to have some words smutted out for their masturbatory needs then point em my way. I need money and this show has eradicated any shame that I might have had.

And who you callin' a nerd?

I meant your nerd voice. Whatever you "actors" call your characters. :v:

Bunnybread posted:

Stog is Howling Mad Murdock.

Stog is Hesh. Watch out for when he mutates later on.

Bunnybread posted:

Just send me some rich horny people so I can get out of debt.

Speaking of..when are you guys covering the prostitution reviews/forums?

# ¿ Apr 17, 2013 03:24

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

But then there's episodes that you can go back to and listen to over and over again. Like clingfilm, JUST THEN! and anything involving Lemon's impression of Kumoquotxop/John's terrible Canadian accent.

# ¿ May 14, 2013 05:47

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

The episode is far more palatable* if you picture them using Creepy Crawlers/Doctor Dreadful type stuff instead.

* Still pretty drat bad.

# ¿ May 20, 2013 14:42

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Isfahan you are the worst salesman.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2013 16:32

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

To draw away from all things disgusting, Episode 100.2(-1-1.-1-1) was amazing. Especially the bunnybread voice juggling.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2013 19:12

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Lonely Skaland
Ska Patrol
London Skaharmonic

# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 01:59

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Amish of the Internet amuses me way more than I'd like to admit.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2013 23:43

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Squint posted:

Dude's a fuckin' pogue, he ain't never shot nobody. We can smell our own.

As it happens, I was in South Korea in 2001 and OIF in 2003 and he's got the pogue chub going big time. His Korea picture's way zoomed out and tiny and he's not wearing his DCU blouse in his OIF picture so you can't see his unit patch. Also those pogue-rear end wire-frame sunglasses, gimme a break.

Even if he was 11 series, I guarantee you he was the smug barely-passing-his-PT-test shitbag nobody liked.

You know all those pos you read that use obscure fanfiction terms?

Yeah.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2013 04:48

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Lemon must use clingfilm.

Also Bunnybread will you accept money to make a voice pack that I can mod into SRIV?

Captain Capacitor fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Sep 12, 2013

# ¿ Sep 12, 2013 02:45

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Now I'm picturing a John Toast pack for his fat nerd voice.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2013 08:08

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Now we just need an all dumb girl voice episode.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 10:18

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

That's odd, I don't see Portaxx listed on the readers list.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 02:46

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Wait does that mean Portaxx is just a tulpa for the rest of the ridiculists?

# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 20:31

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Squint posted:

it's not like I have a who's-who in bronydom written down on a Post-It next to my monitor.

Liar.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2013 05:53

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Everyone mentioning their favourite episode and nobody mentioned Garfield? Shame on you all.

VVVVV That's what I get for reading this thread while listening to the podcast.

Captain Capacitor fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Feb 2, 2014

# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 00:31

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Next time you guys record an episode can you make Jack Chick listen to this wonderful thing? I gotta wonder what Japanese metalheads are like.

# ¿ May 15, 2014 07:57

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

I'm Stogromantic. It means that can only love those who love Stog.

Also Portaxx's dumb girl voice is a personal favourite.

Also when John gets excited by puns.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 08:35

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

I had forgotten that I had tagged Bozarth with SALR a while back so I managed to surprise myself while catching up on the thread.

Complete with Lemon's voice.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 05:05

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

I have to say I think this is my new favourite episode. It's a beautiful blend of all the right funny things.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 15:53

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

They should crowdsource people reading the content in their best Ridiculist voice.

A cacophony of fat voices all at once. Just imagine it.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 23:14

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

So I posted this on Ballpit, but I've been slowly building a F-Plus bot. I intend on eventually creating an episode of F++, a terrible podcast read by terrible TTS robots.

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Although, if you are worried about slurping or stroking noises, sleep with a woman, it could be a stunner for a dinner sick of eating the same thing with her and crying on the floor.

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Blow jobs are wonderful and simple gifts that you can easily disinfect and wipe with toilet tissue and use it as a form of noise pollution and do not improve safety.

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It is just as taboo as speaking about how much my grandpa loved dogs.

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Sonic pinned her to the bus stop.

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This would be for small-breasted women who are tired of always getting pregnant, and have forced men to have their e-mail addresses if they wouldn't mind.

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It is not a pedophile fantasy, it is a prelude to an orgy.

Targeted individuals-bot chimes in.

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All of a sudden I remembered I was supposed to be tested for blood pressure and excessive blood sugar, because they have my address.

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This is where you and other Cuddle Party participants can� introduce yourselves, learn about the Cold War-- though I can assure you I did not read the warning on the bag.

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Gary is in and out of the anus from time to time.

And finally, a recpie:

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INGREDIENTS
1. 1 strip crisp, cooked HORMEL� BLACK LABEL� Brown Sugar bacon
2. 1 strip crisp, cooked HORMEL� BLACK LABEL� Canadian Bacon Unsliced
3. 4 slices cooked HORMEL� BLACK LABEL� Canadian Bacon Unsliced
4. 24 slices HORMEL� BLACK LABEL� Canadian Bacon Unsliced
5. 4 slices cooked HORMEL� BLACK LABEL� Brown Sugar bacon
6. 1 strip crisp, cooked HORMEL� BLACK LABEL� Canadian Bacon Unsliced
7. 1 strip crisp, cooked HORMEL� BLACK LABEL� Brown Sugar bacon
STEPS
1. For each s�more, layer 1 graham square, 1 bacon square, 1 toasted marshmallow, 1 bacon square and 1 graham square.
2. Cook the beef in a 12-inch skillet over medium-high heat until the sausage is well browned, stirring often to separate meat.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 07:19

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

This robot is getting good.

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This means that physically, no matter what, this is a bodybuilder, dark as a toddler.

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The cell fell apart due to steroids and gay porn.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 02:56

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

I'm not a smoker, good bye!

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 23:54

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

My text generator has regressed somewhat, but it's getting better. Machine learning is hard, yo.

F++ posted:

It's seat and spears and amazing out the rest of the hearby called on the personal puts and really have her and the close, school their searchus. Look it.

The issue in the Blessing is power care that have in sturbed in the other way.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 09:40

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

How much do I have to pay to have Kumpot record my voicemail message?

# ¿ May 5, 2016 04:11

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Someone needs to make a doc from 9gag comments or know your meme so we have an entire episode of Lemon's pain.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 21:36

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:50

Captain Capacitor: Jan 21, 2008; The code you say?

Can anyone link me to the Kumquatxop supercut?

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 08:03

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