The F Plus: Terrible Things Read with Enthusiam

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Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

My first episode was Roy Orbison and I was hooked immediately. I then proceeded to listen to every episode in the series.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 04:06

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 15:49

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Rumda posted:

I am the cock dragon!

BIG MAN 7: YOUR MOUTH IS A COCK HOTEL

Come here, flour face, and let me put a dollar bill in between your voluptuous rear end pancakes!

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 15:42

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

That was the weirdest episode I've heard in a while. A lot of these weird fetish episodes somehow make more sense to me than this one did. This was just utterly confusing the entire way through. Hilarious, but confusing.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 16:45

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Focacciasaurus_Rex posted:

They already did. For the raw food episode.

That's one of my top favorite episodes, too.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 20:44

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

X-Ray Pecs posted:

It's a review podcast about bad books with good hosts and guests, and some neat games. It's only had its two-cohosts setup for a few months, but the style has remained consistent throughout, which is goofy people mocking goofy/awful books with the occasional dramatic reading. It's not exactly the same as the F Plus, but it does cover some of the same ground. If you want a taste of the show, go with the episodes on Ready Player One, Those Who Trespass (aka Bill O'Reilly's thriller), or Candy Girl (which features Lemon as a guest).

Rad, I just downloaded like 6 episodes of this podcast having never listened to it before. I know what I'm doing tomorrow! Thanks dude

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 23:45

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

RyokoTK posted:

Shut Up Aaron

e: I'm pretty sure that Bozarth turned into Kumquatxop, not STOG, now that I've listened to the entire episode.

I was thinking the exact same thing. I had to reread the list of readers and make sure that Kumquat wasn't on there.

e: "Yarrr, I be a congressman from the 7th District! :pirate:

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Aug 19, 2015

# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 18:00

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

The Monster Mash bit practically had me in tears from laughing so hard at work.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 22:28

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Jesus Christ, STOG's story is more offensive and tasteless than I could have ever imagined. It's also funny as gently caress.

Madtrixr posted:

It's either a troll or someone who doesn't quite doesn't understand how the world works. Either way, like you said, its loving funny.

Y'all don't know how to be cool because you're stuck in an attic hiding from nazzys.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 18:38

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

WU TANG
WU TANG
WU TANG
WU TANG

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 19:37

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Bunnybread posted:

Hell, baby. I don't know poo poo about no alt/punk stuff.
Also, I kept thinking of more horrible names as I was doing the recording and that thing could have ended up being 20 minutes long if I didn't exercise a lot of self control.

Some of the cut-for-timers:

JNCOFUBULUGZ

Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike, Ralph and Captain Planet Too.

Ain't Nobody Jortin' Around.

We're Still Rocking the Rachel Green!

pi minus .03

Micro Machines of Loving Grace

Cypress Over the Hill

The Skinny Steven Seagals

I really have a problem with this poo poo.

This is the exact opposite of a problem :allears:

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 19:50

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

X-Ray Pecs posted:

This week also brings us a new IDEOTV on Condominium, which is apparently about New York yuppies buying a condo and doing lots of drugs. That's all I gathered from Chris' Plot In 60 Seconds.

Apparently a lot of lazy/groanworthy indie rock references too.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 21:45

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I'm just under 20 minutes in and this is already some kind of horrifying endurance test :barf:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 16:47

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

ROB SMITH!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 17:13

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Imagine your fave finding a snake in the ballpit.

That's ballp.it!

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 17:20

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Invincible Doctor Spouse Inappropriate Judge CNN Attorney Spokesperson Relationship Against Powerless Wife

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 16:29

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

X-Ray Pecs posted:

The episode's not showing up in my podcast feed. Is anyone else getting that, or is it just on my end?

I haven't gotten it yet either. I refreshed Downcast a few times and nothing new came up. I wouldn't listen to it until tomorrow morning at work anyway, so hopefully it'll download by then.

e: Downloading now!

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Dec 7, 2015

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 05:49

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

"Do you have any sources that you cited for that?"
"I do. My sources are 'good luck with that'."

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 16:02

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Jesus Christ, that penix question reads like a Harry Potter spell.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 17:02

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

RyokoTK posted:

yeah it was

phuck yeah it was*

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 16:42

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

FoxTerrier posted:

Oh my God, I'm so excited. I had to read this book in college and it was god awful.

I didn't think anything could make me happier than them doing The Alchemist. I was wrong.

I only read the book once, 10 years ago. I listened to the IDEOTV episode today at work and I had forgotten the extent of that book's insanity. I was remembering stuff about it as they were mentioning it and just having a blast recalling all the crazy moments.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 06:17

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Improbable Lobster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82CuPpK2ho

I still can't stop laughing at this from last night:

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/ZhJvLP3.jpg :nws:

# ¿ Jan 17, 2016 22:15

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

The voice collage is amazing :allears:

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 00:29

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

FREE

PETTING

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 07:19

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Djeser posted:

Lemon's said that if they can cast another episode they'd do it, but presumably not enough people have stepped up.

I started listening to it and got real excited because I had found a new, interesting podcast, but then there were only 3 episodes and they were over before I knew it and then there were no more.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 11:22

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Ixjuvin posted:

the key to listening to the ultra awful episodes is to be alone at home so you can squirm with wild uncomfortableness and shout "oh NO" a lot

I think the bug episode was the one that made me the most uncomfortable and I listened to it at work, so I did exactly that but at work.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 19:49

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Jesus gently caress, I just finished listening to my first Lou Reads episode: 145 - Naughty Confessions.

That was disgusting, probably even moreso than a lot of F Plus episodes :barf:

I will absolutely listen to more of these.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 06:56

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

chaos rhames posted:

Listen to Tales of Anal Destruction next.

Downloading that one now, along with like 10 other tantalizing episodes I found while looking for that one :shepicide:

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 07:35

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Is that Hitler's?

# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 08:38

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Rapidly Going Deaf > The F Plus: Step 1 - Put Your Dick In It

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 18:54

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

God loving damnit, I'm less than 10 minutes into this poo poo Skin episode of Lou Reads and I can't stop groaning. This is obnoxious :cripes:

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 03:47

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

MOUTH SOAP THE GAY OUT OF YOU

# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 09:45

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Death Dealer posted:

I'm just glad I wasn't working with any power tools while listening to this episode at work. The loving Death Grips joke caught me off guard, as did the Lazytown one that was just awful. Hilarious but holy poo poo.

I was eating lunch while listening to the episode and I almost choked on my food from laughing at the Death Grips joke.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 21:41

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh my god, I just got to the Guy Fieri Ejaculation part and I'm dying laughing in my car. Fortunately I'm parked.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 04:56

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

That was seriously one of the grossest episodes they've ever done and I loving loved it. I nearly choked from laughing so hard a bunch of times, and my jaw fell open multiple times too :allears:

# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 01:53

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Ixjuvin posted:

oh my god the final reading. i want to die

Jesus Christ I'm listening to that part now :barf:

This is disgusting, even by Lou Reads standards. gently caress.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 08:21

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Hot, horny Kraft singles

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 04:36

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Sham bam bamina! posted:

New-ish Lou Reads. Either topical or the opposite of topical.

I listened to this and was wondering which I'd prefer more: being beaten and dragged off a plane by United or being on a flight where somebody poo poo in the middle of the aisle or died.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 21:39

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

sout posted:

Kumquatxop

UHHHHHHHHHHH

UHHHHHHHHHHH

# ¿ May 12, 2017 16:52

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Digirat posted:

Kumquatxop is the F plus to me. He puts the enthusiasm in terrible things read with enthusiasm

Seriously, every episode with Kumquatxop is automatically better than any episode without him.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 20:18

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 15:49

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I looked up "FREE PETTING ZOO" on YouTube last night because I wanted to hear that soundbite but it wasn't on there

# ¿ May 15, 2017 22:02

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