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hello? hello is anyone there? *logs in to bedside terminal* empty? there's... no one online?? oh my god HELLLOOOOO???? IS ANYBODY THEREEEE
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Day 1 The forums are abandoned. It makes no sense. They can't all just be gone. Maybe they're posting in a subforum somewhere. There might be one I didn't check. But all of them? At once? What could cause that? I mean, the chickencheese thread was getting good, but... I posted in that thread myself, and I'm still here. Maybe I'm immune? Or... oh poo poo. Was Hellbanning brought back? Is this the new Hellban? Am I being punished? HELLO?? CAN ANYBODY HEAR MEE ... ... well. night time is coming. I'll figure this out, but for right now I need to hunker down and make a safe place so I can keep an eye on my surroundings. I'll build a fort from some shitposts and use YOSPOS as my home base. maybe I can venture out and find some meaty preserved threads in D&D to sustain me.
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Nov 16, 2012 23:11
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Day 1, addendum It didn't take long to realize that every post I find is garbage. Wherever they went, they must have taken every quality post with them. I'm going to have to think strategically, maybe look in closed threads or see if maybe somebody snuck in a good post somewhere unlikely and nobody thought to go back for it. Once I get my strength back up, I'll try to make it down to the goldmine. If anybody's left, I bet they'll be heading there as well. P.S. - My mod button doesn't work. It just clicks and makes a little spark, not even enough to start a fire with. I couldn't even change a thread title. I think the power source is out... I could probably recharge it in the temple of the admins, but nobody knows where that is. I feel powerless, but then, there is nothing to be done with those powers anyway. I'm a mere man -- and maybe the only one left in the world. If I was being punished, they wouldn't leave my mod buttons, would they? Better not worry about it.
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Nov 16, 2012 23:24
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Day 2. Or is it still day 1? It's hard to keep track. Earlier I thought I saw a new thread in GBS. Looked like another police abuse/gun control thread, but I didn't care. As I drew closer, though, I thought I could see posts that didn't fit. A yoscat picture. A long effortpost about some European political scandal. A string of PYF rear end posts. An argument about dogfood. The face of z0r loomed above in the fog and rumbled "MILKIE"... then it disappeared, replaced by what first seemed to be tiny snowflakes; on closer examination, they were post buttons and 1's. A larger thing floated down, a pink post telling me to go back to GBS... yes, I remembered GBS, is that where I belong? I reached out - suddenly, the ground shook and a stream of posts shattered through the earth and streamed like a jet of water into the sky. A never-ending stream of GBS posts, I clutched at my face and shouted in terror. I would be crushed, drowned. I had to get away. I scrambled, tripped, looked over my shoulder and saw the torrent of terrible posts bearing down on me, I shut my eyes tight and thought THIS IS IT And it was gone. Empty again. Nothing. No posts. Just emptiness. I sat for a long time just staring at the void Then, I came back to my shitpost fort.
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Nov 16, 2012 23:48
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Day 3 I awake. The post clock has hardly changed. I don't think time works the right way anymore. Today, I set out for the goldmine. I hope to find others there, but if there is no one, I will search for clues and find the Secret Chamber of the Administrators. And when I wield the powers of a god, I shall bring them back myself. I leave this journal behind in case someday it is found. If I'm not an administrator when you read this, lonely traveler, I didn't make it. Follow my notes. Succeed where I have failed. Become the One True Poster. Good luck.
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Nov 16, 2012 23:55
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also Ｄｅｈｕｍａｎｉｚｅ Ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ Ａｎｄ Ｆａｃｅ Ｔｏ Ｂｌｏｏｄｓｈｅｄ
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Nov 17, 2012 00:46
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hi toby
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Nov 17, 2012 01:18
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personally i still blame radium
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Nov 17, 2012 01:19
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oh oh whew it was all a dream
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Nov 17, 2012 01:19
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Nov 17, 2012 01:20
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Nov 17, 2012 01:20
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Nov 17, 2012 01:21
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i'm here for you toby
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Nov 17, 2012 01:21
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toby posted:oh *takes off mask* *eats spiders* 
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Nov 17, 2012 01:22
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toby am legend
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Nov 17, 2012 01:23
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Nov 17, 2012 01:23
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finally my life can continue Coocockachoo how could you do this to me
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Nov 17, 2012 01:24
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bad news toby. the good posters were raptured up.
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Nov 17, 2012 01:24
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Necc0 posted:*eats spiders*
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Nov 17, 2012 01:25
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i once was lost, but now i'm found
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Nov 17, 2012 01:25
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where were u during the lack of posting i was getting the best old fashioned ever 
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Nov 17, 2012 01:26
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mjs6643 posted:bad news toby. the good posters were raptured up. whew, we didn't lose any regulars then
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Nov 17, 2012 01:26
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Nov 17, 2012 01:26
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i loving hate this thread. the looting was better.
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Nov 17, 2012 01:27
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> search forum You find a bunch of gay thread > take thread It has a bee on it. > open thread A strong scrent of poo and pee emanates from the thread.
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Nov 17, 2012 01:27
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i rampaged around the forums but chooch cleaned it up good guy, that chooch
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Nov 17, 2012 01:27
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WHOIS John Galt posted:> search forum > lick thread
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Nov 17, 2012 01:28
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> ford the river
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Nov 17, 2012 01:28
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toby posted:i rampaged around the forums but chooch cleaned it up i like choochoochoose you
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Nov 17, 2012 01:28
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it was just a bad dream, just a bad dream
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Nov 17, 2012 01:32
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Nov 17, 2012 01:34
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Nov 17, 2012 01:34
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Toby can u pls change my username to something z0r and make my av this it's me... z0r this is my at work account and i can't buy a posting account because the forumseses store is down tia (thanks in advance) god bless
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Nov 17, 2012 01:36
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birth certificate
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Nov 17, 2012 01:36
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changelog in english please
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Nov 17, 2012 01:36
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Nov 17, 2012 01:37
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Nov 17, 2012 01:37
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during the downtime, i turned off my computer. & beceause my hands werent heated by the warm glow of my screen, they froze to death in the cold winter shivers. rip.
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Nov 17, 2012 01:39
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toby posted:i rampaged around the forums but chooch cleaned it up there's pollen on the forums?
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got dat wmd posted:post post post same
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