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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Apparently I talk a lot in my sleep. I've known this for years but every now and then I'm reminded of it. This morning my girlfriend and I woke up and she asked me what I was dreaming about. I'm usually really good with remembering dreams, but I could only remember bits and pieces of this one.

Vietnam! I was mowing down Charlie left and right. It was like the coolest parts of Apocalypse Now, Platoon and The Terminator all rolled into one! I remember thinking in my dream, "This war is pretty cool. I don't know what all the fuss is about :fsmug:" I stepped on a booby trap and a wooden spike went through my shoulder. I really felt the pain in my body, it was weird. I pulled out the spike and dove behind a fallen tree. Then I spent five minutes shooting shadows around the forest.

My girlfriend said in the middle of the night I was talking about needing to get helicopters to land.

Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Nov 24, 2012

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

You need to post here more often.

Last night I dreamt I was having an interview with Will Ferrell in an airport terminal. I bombed it.

The interview, not the terminal.

On the same note, I once had a dream that I had to interview Bill O'Reilly in a bar. I kept trying to tell him what a douche I thought he was, but the other people in the bar kept talking over me and asking him questions. I couldn't get a word in. All of a sudden Glenn Beck walks in the bar and Bill and I start throwing punches at each other.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Pretty horrible nightmare last night. I dreamed about my German Shepard that's been dead for about five years now. For some reason I was in a room with him and I was supposed to kill him. I had nothing in the room to do it with, so I tried to beat him to death. It wasn't working. Then I found a plastic bag and suffocated him with it. The whole time I was crying and hugging him.

:stare:

:qq:

I've been in a pretty sad mood all morning. The rare occasion I have a nightmare, it's always something really horrible.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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I work at Sears and last night I had a dream we had a Christmas party in the store. Out of nowhere, Dave Mustaine shows up and starts playing all those weird Alex Jones conspiracy theory videos on the big-screen TVs. I told him it's supposed to be a Christmas party and he should put something else on. He turned off the TVs and drove away in a giant white van. I woke up laughing.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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razamataza posted:

I stabbed my uncle to death and even some more after then smeared his blood over some strange rocky surface in a wavy pattern. I'm a little concerned, I've never had a dream like that before.

That's a bad sign.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Another dream about smoking a cigarette for me. It's been about a month since my last one.

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