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on time for once posted:There was a machine that let humans communicate with cats and I found out mine was really upset that I'd had her spayed. I agreed to be a surrogate mother for her and ended up giving birth to kittens all over the place while attempting to go about my everyday life like there weren't hundreds of kittens coming out of me. This is hilarious to me, I could see this as a Robot Chicken sketch or something. Few nights ago I dreamed my roommate worked at my company for some reason, and we were in the labs in our lab coats and goggles having a dance-off to the Bowie-Jagger version of "Dancing in the Streets." The custodians eventually got involved, and me and my roommie were busting out sick dance moves and high-fiving and being all "gently caress yeah!" until I woke up still drunk at 5:30 in the morning with Dancing in the Streets blasting on my speakers and a dip in my mouth. I had been asleep for like 3 hours. Downed a bottle of Listerine and passed the gently caress out.
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