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Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

The other morning I remember waking up from a dream in which I was buying egg rolls from a small stand that had just opened up in my city. The name of the stand?

gently caress TEXAS :v:

I'm not sure what my subconscious is telling me but those were some drat good gently caress Texas egg rolls.

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Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

There was a new gum on the market and the selling point was that it made your arms go numb after chewing it. I was driving down the interstate and someone (I guess a buddy of mine, I don't remember that part clearly) had given me a piece. I was able to pull over and berate him for giving me the gum while I was driving.

Later I remember being at home and being pissed because I had lost a bundle of heroin in the ordeal.

I don't use heroin. :confused:

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