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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012

He's back! In pog form.



i love that the Switch is turning into an indie game treasure warehouse

just give me Spelunky and i'll be set for life

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Parker Lewis
Jan 4, 2006

Can't Lose

alf_pogs posted:

i love that the Switch is turning into an indie game treasure warehouse

just give me Spelunky and i'll be set for life

I'm really glad that it has taken up the mantle from the Vita as "best hardware to play indie games on".

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass


I'm glad it has not taken the mantle from the vita of "best anime pervert console"

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004



Give it time

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013


Wretched Harp

Gal Gun 2 is coming to Switch so it's not long now.

jetpackhewy
Mar 30, 2010



I don't know, isn't PSVR going to support Senran Kagura? Sony seems to not want to lose that title.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

The Senran Kagura guy already announced a Switch game that uses HD rumble to simulate fondling huge anime titties.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012


We've got this thing licked!



jetpackhewy posted:

I don't know, isn't PSVR going to support Senran Kagura? Sony seems to not want to lose that title.

Four words for the Switch version; HD Rumble Boob-fondling. The Switch is gonna claim that title eventually anyway, because it'll be cheaper for the Vita crowd to develop for than the PS4.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Lightning... It flashes bright, then fades away. It can't protect; it only destroys.


PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

The Senran Kagura guy already announced a Switch game that uses HD rumble to simulate fondling huge anime titties.

God bless him.

Meldonox
Jan 13, 2006

Hey, are you listening to a word I'm saying?


PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

The Senran Kagura guy already announced a Switch game that uses HD rumble to simulate fondling huge anime titties.

Hail Satan.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?



PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

The Senran Kagura guy already announced a Switch game that uses HD rumble to simulate fondling huge anime titties.

Surprised it has taken so long.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013


Wretched Harp

The Senran Kagura game where you massage the anime ladies is actually a sports medicine edutainment game, I'm sure

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

All this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man


sure hope there's a demo so i can create a burner account and try it out and then delete it without it forever tarnishing the record of my switch profile and nobody will know i touched digital boobie except everyone reading this post right now

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013


Wretched Harp

Kaubocks posted:

sure hope there's a demo so i can create a burner account and try it out and then delete it without it forever tarnishing the record of my switch profile and nobody will know i touched digital boobie except everyone reading this post right now

You can hide or delete your play activity and online status in friend settings. I guess then you couldn't brag about your hundreds of hours of Zelda but that's the price you pay for your anime boob game.

jetpackhewy
Mar 30, 2010



PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

The Senran Kagura guy already announced a Switch game that uses HD rumble to simulate fondling huge anime titties.

I forgot that that was a thing being made. It's slowly coming back to me as it was mentioned either here or in the Switch thread a while ago. I take back what I said.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



He should make another Half Minute Hero instead

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

How do you simulate bags of sand with hd rumble

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

EU MN has discounts so new they haven't put the on the front page yet.
Advance Wars 1 and Pandora's Tower 40% off.

And where did those Halloween themes come from?

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009


g0lbez posted:

How do you simulate bags of sand with hd rumble

Is this the part of the thread where we try really hard to convince each other that we don't know what a huge titty feels like

Fremry
Nov 4, 2003


g0lbez posted:

How do you simulate bags of sand with hd rumble

Got any good Terry Schiavo jokes?

Al Borland Corp.
Mar 4, 2017

I don't think so Tim

What's Terry Schaivo's favorite Nintendo game?

1-2 Switch Off My Feeding Tube

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Head over to the pledge box and don't be dumb!


In Training posted:

He should make another Half Minute Hero instead

Senran Kagura and Valkyrie Drive actively take away from HMH3's existence, and I will not stand for it.

nerdman42
Dec 23, 2014



"Pandora's Tower" and "Sin and Punishment" are things on the my nintendo sale list. What are those about? My coins are about to expire in a few weeks.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Al Borland Corp. posted:

What's Terry Schaivo's favorite Nintendo game?

1-2 Switch Off My Feeding Tube

I was going to make a lovely ayb rickroll meme post but brand new Schaivo jokes in 2017 is far superior

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.

nerdman42 posted:

"Pandora's Tower" and "Sin and Punishment" are things on the my nintendo sale list. What are those about? My coins are about to expire in a few weeks.

Sin and Punishment is a great rail shooter. Worth it for the crazy rear end story alone. It was originally a Japanese only N64 game but it still had English voice acting.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.

Fun Shoe

nerdman42 posted:

"Pandora's Tower" and "Sin and Punishment" are things on the my nintendo sale list. What are those about? My coins are about to expire in a few weeks.

Is it Sin and Punishment or Sin and Punishment: Star Successor? One's a really good N64 game and the other's a really good Wii game. They're both rail shooters and are quite difficult, and I will warn you that the Wii U N64 emulation has a darkening filter which makes the game a bit uglier than it would be otherwise. Also, Sin and Punishment, the original N64 game, is really nice-looking for an N64 game, but it's an N64 game, so if you're allergic to those graphics, then that's an issue.

Pandora's Tower is a fairly short action JRPG for the Wii and...well...I'm not the hugest fan of it, but a lot of people really like it. It's fairly short for a JRPG (20-30 hours), but it doesn't have a lot of downtime, so that's good. Your character's lover is slowly turning into a monster and you need to get the meat of various monsters to feed her to turn her back into a human.

There's a game-breaking bug towards the VERY end that will make the game unwinnable, so if you get it, make sure you look up how to avoid that.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012


We've got this thing licked!



Patter Song posted:

There's a game-breaking bug towards the VERY end that will make the game unwinnable, so if you get it, make sure you look up how to avoid that.

Minor side-note, but this bug is only in the US version. You're fine if it's the PAL one.

Also if you're in a PAL region, Sin and Punishment: Star Successor is subtitled "Successor to the Skies" (The original being subtitled "Successor to the Earth").

nerdman42
Dec 23, 2014



Patter Song posted:

Is it Sin and Punishment or Sin and Punishment: Star Successor? One's a really good N64 game and the other's a really good Wii game.

Pandora's Tower is a fairly short action JRPG for the Wii and

Both are up, maybe I'll try the N64 one before trying the Wii one

Kind have my hands full on too many JRPGs but if it's a shorter one I wouldn't mind giving it a look.

Thanks guys!

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga


Both Sin & Punishments are good, but imo the Wii one is better and I even want to call it Treasure's best game. It's one of those games that make Wii controls absolutely magical.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda



This week's drop


Switch
    88 Heroes: 98 Heroes Edition ($29.95 / £29.99 / €29.99) [NA eShop] [PAL eShop]
    It's 8:08am on 8th August 1988, and the evil Dr. H8 has brought the world to the brink of total annihilation! His demands are simple: pay $88 octillion within 88 minutes, or Dr. H8's 88 thermo-nuclear warheads will wipe out the Earth! But who will save us in our time of need? The bravest? The boldest? No... The 88 Heroes (plus 10 of their friends)!

    Prepare to infiltrate Dr. H8’s lair with the help of the strangest, dumbest and most pointless superheroes ever! With 88 levels between you and Dr. H8, only 88 seconds to complete each level and the 88-minute Doomsday clock already ticking, lead 98 unique characters – each with their own special abilities – on a platform-hopping, enemy-smashing, danger-dodging mission to save Earth from complete destruction!


    ACA NeoGeo The King of Fighters '95 ($7.99 / £6.29 / €6.99) [NA eShop] [PAL eShop]
    THE KING OF FIGHTERS '95 is a fighting game released by SNK in 1995.

    In addition to the characters of popular games such as FATAL FURY and ART OF FIGHTING, the sequel to THE KING OF FIGHTERS '94 sees Yagami participate as the rival of the main character Kyo Kusanagi.

    With the team edit function, it became possible to form a team with the player's favourite characters.


    Neon Chrome ($14.99 / £12.99 / €14.99) [NA eShop] [PAL eShop]
    Experience a ruthless top-down cyberpunk shooter and blast your way through enemies and walls. Upgrade, enhance and build up your strength. The path to stopping the Overseer is ever changing.

    Neon Chrome is a ruthless top-down cyberpunk shooter with roguelike elements. Blast your way through enemies and walls with guns and cybernetic abilities. Experiment with different roles like the Hacker or the Cyber Psycho. Upgrade your character stats, discover new cybernetic enhancements and build up strength. Every death is a new beginning – the path to stopping the Overseer is never the same.


    Sine Mora EX (£24.99 / €29.99) [PAL eShop]
    Sine Mora EX is a side-scrolling shoot-'em-up that provides a unique challenge, where time is the ultimate factor.

    Mixing classic shooter sensibilities with contemporary presentation, Sine Mora EX is a gorgeous shoot-'em-up offering both a Story Mode that weaves an over-the-top tale and an Arcade Mode that provides deep, satisfying gameplay to challenge fans of the genre.

    With many ways to manipulate time, Sine Mora EX features over 50 weapon combinations to complete each beautiful stage that fits to the player's skills with scaling difficulty.

    Soundtrack composed by Akira Yamaoka and featuring boss designs by Mahiro Maeda.


    Squareboy vs Bullies: Arena Edition ($4.99 / £4.49 / €4.99) [NA eShop] [PAL eShop]
    Squareboy vs Bullies is an old school beat-'em-up by Rohan Narang that follows the titular Squareboy and his quest for justice!

    For far too long the Bullies have gone unpunished and with no one else to put them in their place, Squareboy finds himself standing up against them to do what is right, not just for himself, but for everyone the Bullies victimised. Will you help Squareboy fight off the Bullies?


    The Flame in the Flood: Complete Edition ($14.99 / £14.99 / €14.99) [NA eShop] [PAL eShop]
    The Flame in the Flood: Complete Edition is a wilderness survival game in which a girl and her dog travel on foot and by raft down a procedurally-generated river.

    Scrounge for resources, craft tools, remedy afflictions, evade the vicious wildlife and, most importantly, stay healthy in a dangerous wilderness. This Complete Edition includes various gameplay enhancements and a Director’s Commentary mode.

    The Flame in the Flood also features an original soundtrack by acclaimed alt-country rocker Chuck Ragan featuring The Camaraderie, The Fearless Kin and other special guests.


    Tiny Barbarian DX (£26.99 / €29.99) [PAL eShop]
    Steel yourself for a relentless display of might and muscle...of brawn and bravery...of magic and mayhem! Can you defeat your enemies, plunder all the booty and flex to impress the barbarienne of your dreams?

    Inspired by heroic fantasy fiction, Tiny Barbarian DX combines engaging 2D platform action and combo-based hack and slash combat with retro-style pixel art, and a loincloth-stirring chiptune soundtrack.


    Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle (£29.99 / €29.99) [PAL eShop]
    Jump into the world of Touhou and unleash bullet-hell upon your enemies in the 1v1 shoot-'em-up Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle!

    Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle is a bullet-hell battle game that takes place in the Touhou universe. Take control of one of nine Touhou characters and eliminate your opponent using bullet-hell patterns, melee attacks, or spell cards!


    Unbox: Newbie's Adventure (£24.99 / €29.99) [PAL eShop]
    Unbox: Newbie's Adventure is a unique 3D platformer for Nintendo Switch!

    Assuming the guise of Newbie, a cardboard box, players must bounce and roll their way through glorious 3D worlds filled with scenic vistas, mountains, islands and the like. Newbie’s lot in life is to prove his worth as a sentient, self-delivering package and in doing so save the Global Postal Service from bankruptcy.

    As a living cardboard box, Newbie can explore epic worlds accepting missions and challenges as he goes. Along the way he’ll meet new friends, discover a plethora of collectables and uncover oodles of super-secrets. Of course, there are unfriendly inhabitants out there too, the Wild Cards and their boss are out to ruin the GPS. Only by completing challenges and collecting reward stamps will Newbie be able to square up to menacing world Bosses!

    In addition to a single-player adventure mode, Unbox: Newbie’s Adventure also offers classic split-screen action. Up to four friends can gather together and challenge each other in madcap speed races and last-man-standing battles. Endless cardboard carnage awaits as players create their own customisable Tournaments, playing on dedicated multiplayer maps.


    Wulverblade ($19.99 / £14.99 / €16.99) [NA eShop] [PAL eShop]
    Help Britannia defeat the Romans in Wulverblade – a hardcore side-scrolling beat-'em-up inspired by classics such as Golden Axe, Sengoku, and Knights of the Round!

    Experience a historically accurate storyline across eight campaign levels – or test your skills in the game’s deadly arenas.

    Go it alone or team up with a friend in local two-player co-op. It’s time to show the Ninth Legion what you’re made of!


    Yono and the Celestial Elephants ($14.99 / £12.99 / €14.99) [NA eShop] [PAL eShop]
    Elephants are a mighty protectors of the world, born from the stars once per millennium. This is the age of Elephant Yono. But Yono is still so very young and in a kingdom inhabited by feudal Humans, undead Bonewights and robotic Mekani, it's not easy to keep one's trunk out of trouble.

    Yono and the Celestial Elephants is a grand adventure, featuring carefully designed puzzles, treasure hunts, a sprinkling of combat and a world full of people. Play as a young elephant tasked to save a world he’s never seen before, and explore the rich history of a kingdom where humans, zombies and robots live side by side.


WiiU
    Egg & Eba: A Hatch Trip (£4.49 / €4.99) [PAL eShop]
    In Eba & Egg: A Hatch Trip, control the two main characters simultaneously! Have the two characters split up onto multiple paths and try and find the best path to get a perfect score!

    Traverse challenging levels to hatch Eba's baby brother or sister! Eba & Egg: A Hatch Trip!


    Volgarr the Viking ($9.99) [NA eShop]
    Volgarr the Viking possesses all the hallmarks of the true classics - simple controls, high challenge, and meticulous design - combined with hand-made pixel animation, an epic soundtrack, and buckets of blood.

    Flex your gaming muscles and step into the arena with Volgarr the Viking... or retire your gamer card. We dare you.


WiiU Virtual Console
    Digital Champ Battle Boxing (TG16) ($5.99) [NA eShop]
    Set in the near future, DIGITAL CHAMP is a first-person-perspective boxing title that plunges players into the raw intensity of the ring! Determined to thwart Mother Computer's plot to conquer mankind, you infiltrate the enemy's domain, using your boxing skills to vanquish your foes. Each round is three minutes, with a total of twelve rounds to a match. Advance to the next contest through either a KO or by flattening an opponent three times in a round for a TKO. Utilize an arsenal of left and right jabs, hooks, power-charged crosses, and three different kinds of "Devastator" punches. Deftly block and slip your opponent’s attacks, and look for your chance to lay them out.

    Legend of Hero Tonma (TG16) ($5.99 / £5.39 / €5.99) [NA eShop] [PAL eShop]
    Designed and developed by an all-female team, this action game puts players in control of the magic user Tonma, whose role, as was typical for game heroes of the day, is to travel to another world and save the princess.

    Fight your way through seven stages using Tonma’s jump ability and shot power. Collect power-ups and Barriers to grow in strength and pummel your enemies. Bring that strength to the end of each stage to face off and defeat the menacing bosses that stand between you and the princess.

    This well-detailed game, with its comic visuals and feel, will have players wanting to come back for more frantic and exciting action.


    Motoroader (TG16) ($5.99 / £5.39 / €5.99) [NA eShop] [PAL eShop]
    Motoroader™ is a futuristic racing game that allows up to five players* to compete against each other! Use the cash earned when you win a race to power up your machine! Not only can you change the tyres and body of your vehicle, but you can also add special parts! Jump over tall obstacles with a Hopper and blast past your rivals at incredible speeds with Nitro!

    What multiplayer game would be complete without attack items? Use a Grenade, which you can launch forward, or Bomber, which you can drop behind, to blow up and knock away your rivals! Outmanoeuvre your rivals in all eight Heats to become the champion!


3DS
    Little Adventure on the Prairie ($2.99) [NA eShop]
    Venture through 12 levels of pure slaughter and mindlessly try to kill all the monsters that are facing you.

    Want to finish the last level from the first time without dying? Try using the different items throughout the levels to overcome all the monsters and obstacles easier.


    Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns (£34.99 / €39.99) [PAL eShop]
    As a new season begins, a new adventure awaits. Grow and expand a farm all your own, discover three unique towns and make new friends in Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns for Nintendo 3DS family systems.

New 3DS
    Physical Contact: 2048 (£3.29 / €3.73) [PAL eShop]
    Physical Contact: 2048 is a game that has you sliding tiles with the same number on a grid, combining them for larger numbers.

    Physical Contact: Picture Place (£3.29 / €3.73) [PAL eShop]
    This time, it’s a Sudoku-style puzzle game with a lot of support functions. Although Sudoku is originally a game for one person, we have prepared a two-player mode. Various items can be purchased with coins when cleared.

    Physical Contact: Speed (£3.29 / €3.73) [PAL eShop]
    Physical Contact: SPEED is a simple and profound card game where you can win if you use up your hand first.

3DS Add-On Content
    Culdcept Revolt
  • Double Helix (free)

irlZaphod fucked around with this message at Oct 12, 2017 around 22:04

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass


Someone buy squareboy and tell me if it will fill the hole left in my heart by Streets of Rage 2 on the 3ds.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda



Current eShop Sales

SWITCH
[NA] Infinite Minigolf - $10.49 $14.99 until Oct 17 (30% off)
[NA] The Bridge - $7.49 $9.99 until ??? (25% off)

[EU] Infinite Minigolf - £9.44 £13.49 / €10.49 €14.99 until Oct 17 (30% off)
[EU] Unbox: Newbie’s Adventure - £22.49 £24.99 / €26.99 €29.99 until Oct 18 (10% off)

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009


A game completely obsessed with the number 88 is *really* unfortunate in this trying time of rising fascism throughout the West.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda



I'm wondering if that's why they added 10 heroes to it.

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Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004




Are we sure they didn't add 14 heroes?

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