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Scary Ned
Mar 16, 2007

very scary
What kind of brush will actually get hair off my dog? He has a sort of medium-coat that changes length and texture a couple of times a year for no particular reason. Here it is looking long, minus the 8" of hair I hacked off the bottom of his tail, and the 3" I cut off his butt:


Here is a smoother phase, still zero brushing. He doesn't seem to have an undercoat, and each individual hair is wavy:


I've tried nylon soft brushes, metal pin brushes, the zoom groom, fine metal combs, those gloves with tiny rubber nubs, and the Furminator. Nothing actually removes more than a hair or two from him even when petting kicks up massive tumbleweeds of hair. Car upholstery seems to make the hair fly off him though, does anyone make a brush out of car seats?

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Scary Ned
Mar 16, 2007

very scary

Wulfolme posted:

If anybody can think of a fun prank to pull with a solid mass of hair the size of a dinner plate I'm all ears.

A coworker at a place I once worked shaved a perfect pelt off a shih tzu. She added googly eyes and left it in random drawers. Its name was Matt.

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