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A Dark Draker’s spin-off is entirely plausible
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mdct posted:I guess I shouldn't be surprised that goons will desperately cling to literally over-a-decade-old jokes at this point and think they're still funny and perpetuate them in a thread that by all means should have died when every single person of the original dev team chimed in and said "this poo poo isn't happening". When we got the full story about why Barkley 2 is dead as gently caress and never going to come out, y'all will still cling to it. I wanted to see this thread closed because that's the only thing that'd give full closure about this project, collectively, and everyone can move on and find new Joke's to enjoy. There are no True Doom Murderheads left on this earth and that's just something everyone has to accept. You don't have to remain subscribed to this thread, killjoy I do though. Because I went to PAX a decade ago and got a code from one of the devs dressed as a wizard. That is a commitment I can't walk away from.
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Mr. Lobe posted:You don't have to remain subscribed to this thread, killjoy
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People moaning about the thread being open just adds another twist in the saga of Hoopz Barkley
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Mar 12, 2024 20:34
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If you can’t slam with the best, then jam with the rest. Also, a note to any developers: when you write a breakaway rpg maker 2000 game that is witty and memorable, just write a funny and witty rpg maker xp game for the sequel. DO NOT radically change genres, increase complexity, and Betray The Promise.
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Barkley was made in game maker, it just borrowed the aesthetics of snes era RPGs. And barkley 2 was game maker studio so they followed your advice perfectly
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Mar 12, 2024 21:01
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When no-one posts in it, then the thread is dead. Until that day...
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its a great game imo
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Dabir posted:Barkley was made in game maker, it just borrowed the aesthetics of snes era RPGs. And barkley 2 was game maker studio so they followed your advice perfectly it was originally rpgmaker, then changed engines halfway thru
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mdct posted:I guess I shouldn't be surprised that goons will desperately cling to literally over-a-decade-old jokes at this point and think they're still funny and perpetuate them in a thread that by all means should have died when every single person of the original dev team chimed in and said "this poo poo isn't happening". When we got the full story about why Barkley 2 is dead as gently caress and never going to come out, y'all will still cling to it. I wanted to see this thread closed because that's the only thing that'd give full closure about this project, collectively, and everyone can move on and find new Joke's to enjoy. There are no True Doom Murderheads left on this earth and that's just something everyone has to accept. shut up loser
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Mar 12, 2024 22:53
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mdct posted:I guess I shouldn't be surprised that goons will desperately cling to literally over-a-decade-old jokes at this point and think they're still funny and perpetuate them in a thread that by all means should have died when every single person of the original dev team chimed in and said "this poo poo isn't happening". When we got the full story about why Barkley 2 is dead as gently caress and never going to come out, y'all will still cling to it. I wanted to see this thread closed because that's the only thing that'd give full closure about this project, collectively, and everyone can move on and find new Joke's to enjoy. There are no True Doom Murderheads left on this earth and that's just something everyone has to accept. Oh, word?
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If there are no True Doom Murderheads left, it means I am dead.
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   mdct posted:I guess I shouldn't be surprised that goons will desperately cling to literally over-a-decade-old jokes at this point and think they're still funny and perpetuate them in a thread that by all means should have died when every single person of the original dev team chimed in and said "this poo poo isn't happening". When we got the full story about why Barkley 2 is dead as gently caress and never going to come out, y'all will still cling to it. I wanted to see this thread closed because that's the only thing that'd give full closure about this project, collectively, and everyone can move on and find new Joke's to enjoy. There are no True Doom Murderheads left on this earth and that's just something everyone has to accept. 
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mdct posted:I guess I shouldn't be surprised that goons will desperately cling to literally over-a-decade-old jokes at this point and think they're still funny and perpetuate them in a thread that by all means should have died when every single person of the original dev team chimed in and said "this poo poo isn't happening". When we got the full story about why Barkley 2 is dead as gently caress and never going to come out, y'all will still cling to it. I wanted to see this thread closed because that's the only thing that'd give full closure about this project, collectively, and everyone can move on and find new Joke's to enjoy. There are no True Doom Murderheads left on this earth and that's just something everyone has to accept. 
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Dabir posted:Barkley was made in game maker, it just borrowed the aesthetics of snes era RPGs. And barkley 2 was game maker studio so they followed your advice perfectly I didn’t say “make everything way more complicated, change genres completely and have almost nothing in common with the original”
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mdct posted:I guess I shouldn't be surprised that goons will desperately cling to literally over-a-decade-old jokes at this point and think they're still funny and perpetuate them in a thread that by all means should have died when every single person of the original dev team chimed in and said "this poo poo isn't happening". When we got the full story about why Barkley 2 is dead as gently caress and never going to come out, y'all will still cling to it. I wanted to see this thread closed because that's the only thing that'd give full closure about this project, collectively, and everyone can move on and find new Joke's to enjoy. There are no True Doom Murderheads left on this earth and that's just something everyone has to accept. yes I'd like to save my game please
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Quicksilver6 posted:I didn’t say “make everything way more complicated, change genres completely and have almost nothing in common with the original” Maybe you should have done
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STOP POSTING I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT BARKLEY 2 ANYMORE
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Bone key
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mdct posted:I guess I shouldn't be surprised that goons will desperately cling to literally over-a-decade-old jokes at this point and think they're still funny and perpetuate them in a thread that by all means should have died when every single person of the original dev team chimed in and said "this poo poo isn't happening". When we got the full story about why Barkley 2 is dead as gently caress and never going to come out, y'all will still cling to it. I wanted to see this thread closed because that's the only thing that'd give full closure about this project, collectively, and everyone can move on and find new Joke's to enjoy. There are no True Doom Murderheads left on this earth and that's just something everyone has to accept. the promise has been made
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At this point just make a yearly Barkley 2 game jam where we all make Barkley 2. Twine Barkley 2. Unreal Engine with placeholders Barkley 2. Complex b-ball physics simulation Barkley 2. We are all B-ball and the promise, together
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I think we should keep this thread going for another decade because it'll be funny when it's old enough to drink
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This thread has been drinking from its infancy
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Mantis42 posted:yes I'd like to save my game please
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is Barkley 1 definitely worth playing? I've been considering checking it out
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Quicksilver6 posted:I didn’t say “make everything way more complicated, change genres completely and have almost nothing in common with the original” I'll be honest when they started talking about fancy gun's loot breeding systems I just assumed they were completely joking about it and not actually working earnestly to deliver on that vision. Nuclear Throne meets Borderlands could be a good idea for a game but maybe not if the game is also an RPG maker comedy sequel. .
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Old Doggy Bastard posted:is Barkley 1 definitely worth playing? I've been considering checking it out It's not just worth playing, it's worth living by.
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aparmenideanmonad posted:It's not just worth playing, it's worth living by. This 
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Live by the ball, die by the ball, bitch
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https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/TuVZ7-9dPzqldJIOdu6WHhp_76Lfd-ZYzURRMnjaEGE/https/i.imgur.com/8jNEtYx.mp4
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Mr. Lobe posted:You don't have to remain subscribed to this thread, killjoy Even a single character…
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barkley 1 inspired tens of armchair developers to believe that if they just sat down and did it they too could have a Comedy Game. but barkley 2 inspired those same brave souls to give up completely....
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Not once has a game ever been funny
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Star Citizen and Balerntkey 2 are both hilarious what do you mean
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Well, now I can confess that since sports betting is now legal in my state, I bet the entire barkley budget on a series of ill-conceived parleys for march madness. The good news is, one of them hit, the bad news is the total budget was like  so even twenty-to-one returns don't get you much.
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