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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Big Mad Drongo posted:

Has anyone said "Charles Barkowski" yet? If not,

Charles Barkowski

Barfly Gaiden

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Super Rad posted:

Since B2 was announced I more than tripled my income and got married - thx TOG! Like and quote this post within 10 seconds or you will die alone and destitute.

I already knew I was going to.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

It's finally here!

https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/1096241175839821824

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Hiratio posted:

Chef vanished from the project 2 1/2 years ago. I've tried contacting him multiple times and haven't received a response. Bort left around the same time to be a family man.

The Kickstarter was not necessary, especially in hindsight. The majority of work on this game was unpaid. Myself, Bort, and Chef are the original Barkley 1 creators. I did not join the Kickstarter with them because I was aware of the many problems that could (and did) arise.

I was asked to join the project 3 years after the KS when the project had little money and was in shambles. I was committed to trying to finish the game but it was consistently set back by horrible management and I ended up quitting. The person who owns ToG and is running it now had nothing to do with Barkley 1 and has zero game dev experience. He is the ToG PR guy.

When I quit, Lazrool also quit. We were the only two remaining who understood the technical inner workings of this game. Laz worked on this project nearly from the start, pro bono, and was tired of the nonsense as well.

There is no incentive for "ToG" or anyone attached to the KS to talk about this debacle.

Amazing.

Kind of wish the Kickstarter never happened and they were all still hanging around on the internet. Their joke's were a big influence on my sense of humor a decade ago and I started to forget that kind of stuff as the years passed.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

This really cheats the beef.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

romanowski posted:

hello Gaming World friends, now I'm curious how many other former GWers post here

Current Mood: Just ate a pinecone

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

You're all making a big deal off a parody of Shadowrun's Nuyen currency.

CYBEReris posted:

You stand on the city of disaster,
the B-Ball City, where the Fiberoptic Offsides
Unit of Laplace, what we call "FOUL", locates.
Nobody knows about what has been going on "FOUL".
You could hear nothing but deep breathing of "FOUL".
The only way to survive is...

Character: True Doom Murderhead

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

spit on my clit posted:

the only jokes in barkley 1 i feel are outdated are the furry sewers and ghost dad

see, the furries should now all be pedophiles to reflect how they are irl

Yeah, they really went to easy on the furries.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

rodbeard posted:

Why are you even on these forums if making fun of weirdos on the internet is too much for you. I literally found out about something awful because someone from here was making fun of me.

Similarly, I learned about it because someone complained their friend was being made fun of and I looked and laughed and they were all "WTF?"

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

babypolis posted:

probably because they wanted the game to have quest and dialog systems and that doesnt really jive with tactical gameplay.

Just finished Avernum 2 and that's tactical enough while having quests and dialogue.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

I don’t think most people have grown out of laughing at weirdos, the weirdos are just nazis now.
Honestly though if someone thinks they’re too mature to laugh at Deviantart car-loving porn then quite frankly I don’t wanna know them.


That’s complete and utter bullshit. 4chan wasn’t even around when this stuff was in full swing and I’ve met other kin IRL. I don’t doubt there were channers using it that way but people believing they’re animals and anime characters and “classical” furries were a thing before SA.

Let's not forget the Final Fantasy House.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A tribute to the greatest moment in the adventure game genre.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

We don't deserve a hero like Frankie.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Tactics should have a gacha system that just gives crap players and doesn't cost anything to use. 7* Ultra Omega Platinum Slamicite Unit: Naked Baller. He's got the skillz but is banned from the court for refusing to wear a uniform.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

DoctorStrangelove posted:

ToGsters shouldn't be too embarrassed about Dark Drakerz, after all:




"SM" is Pokemon Sun/Moon

The Dark/Dragon dual type

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Gortarius posted:

Give it a few centuries.

Maybe time will turn out to be cyclical like the discworld golems believe and eventually time will cycle back onto itself and a golem will deliver the demo code to the next ToGsters at the start of their project.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

IronicDongz posted:

space funeral owns and the creator of it puts out weird experimental little games fairly frequently

Magic Wand was a kickass exploration game.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Did we ever learn what cheated the beef?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Tunicate posted:

If you breed a powerful enough gun there is no lower limit on rate of fire, so it can dump all thousand or so bullets in a single frame and crash the engine

Finally, enough dakka.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

AVGN reviewed everyone's favorite RPG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg0y9i5E7nY

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Barkley sold out to China for some Incan gold.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

An ancient ToG-related account just went active.

https://twitter.com/gamesmasterjasp/status/1234620917151604738

Semper Games

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

EA Sports posted:

gz and laz are still making funny games like this https://store.steampowered.com/curator/35373798 they hit the barkley sweet spot for me.

Yeah, the Phucker in the Woods trilogy is hilarious in all the ways their 2000s era shitposting was.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Truecon420 posted:

Lol. I’m sad I can’t play this

The forums were the main reason to play .hack//G.U.

e: Speaking of, it just got included in the latest humble bundle.

super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 19:06 on May 19, 2020

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

90s Cringe Rock posted:

something awful 2: queklain no cyberspine

Guess I'll return to the old, dead forum Barkley came from and like the one remaining thread there.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Oh, so it's a prequel about Balthios' family. That's cool.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Bootleg Trunks posted:

"Break the internet" was always a dumb phrase

Yes, and in the movie's case it should've been "Ralph Wrecks the Internet".

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The real Monstars are corporations.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Fuschia tude posted:

It bothers me seeing these post-Barkley games given away for free. Have some self-respect :911:

I just bought Phucker in the Ashes a couple days ago, go buy that if you want to support them. I've laughed harder at Phucker than I have in a long time.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

This is a big win for the open source community

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

"I don't know what console Barkley 3 will play on but Barkley 4 will be played with dicks and dongs." - Albert Einstein

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Scarodactyl posted:

Frankie is making a game. It's called Malison: The Cursed City and it's gonna be great.

Thanks for reminding me. Forgot to resub to his stream last month.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Frankie's still working hard on his own project.

https://twitter.com/FrancisCoulombe/status/1510766803399626759

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Uncle Wemus posted:

Legit surprised Devolver Digital didn't pick this up

I'm not, the sprites don't look like they're from an old Atari game.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Groovelord Neato posted:

Someone else should make a bball rpg. Just one in general not someone taking up Barkley. It's a rich vein.

An RPG starring a sports meathead? The very idea makes me laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Hider in the House 2: Shaq-fu

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Did you ever finish your game?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Tried to run Doom EXP in Chex Quest. Couldn't get very far because it broke the blue key, but for the briefest moment Chex Quest was an RPG.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

But Silksong's never coming out

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Gotta bulk up for the big game. You'll get a QB sack if you bulk up for the big game.

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