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Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
QTE bootyclap sequence.

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Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I'm only looking forward to two computer games - this, and Dark Souls 2.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Mr. Lobe posted:

If you are implying Space Funeral has no place on that list you are Mega Wrong
Yeah. Space Funeral is genuinely good and I'm not sure why people don't give it a chance.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I don't get updates because I wasn't a big enough ToGmaniac to pay enough to get them.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
What's the status of Dwarfnet?

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
So who did this??

https://soundcloud.com/socal-squid/get-on-barkleys-level-slam-jam-edition

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I think DwarfNET is what I'm most looking forward to in Barkley 2.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Gortarius posted:

I'm very sorry for you.

Whenever I'm not oppressed by the producer I'm always up for working on some minigames that are completely removed from the core gameplay, so let me know if you know any good ones you would like to see. Maybe you'll find it ingame.... (most likely you wont)

aww mate I'm sure it'll be magic.

minigame ideas:
(cyber)Hoop shooting minigame - like you'd find at a funfair.
(cyber)Darts - like in Shenmue.
(cyber)paint - paint a logo to wear on your armours.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
High stakes overclocking minigame where you have to get your cyberdeck up to hyperspeed, but you never know when that hot silicon's gonna give out!

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Please record an obnoxious grunting/exertion sound for the many crate pushing puzzles in the game.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Deakul posted:

There better be obnoxious overly long DDR QTEs during EVERY boss battle(poo poo how about whenever any enemy gets within melee range of you?) or so help me...
QTE for buying goods from a merchant. If you fail to press x to get your neoshekels out then the transaction is void. Press b to remove your card from the machine to avoid a karma penalty. Press ¬ to thank the cashier before it's too late...

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I hope it's like Sid Meier's duel system in Sword of the Samurai.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Are there any plans to implement level descriptors like in Elite where you start as like "locker slam dweeb" and end up being TRUE DOOM-MURDERHEAD?

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Excuse me but what are the romance options in the game aside from CyberDwarf?

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Seriously love the demystification of arcane game development secrets that the togsters are risking their lives and careers to bring us.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Gortarius posted:

You are very optimistic thinking any of us have lives or careers.
I don't know anything about gamdevs, gamedevling, game'smakin. You could all be handsome, buff, solid, thick, tight, ono-sendai whizkid cyberwarriors for all I know.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Groovelord Neato posted:

The only baseball joke was when Jordan played.
Charles Baka-I mean Barkley should have made this burn when Jordan was being rude at the start of the game.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I take it that every NPC is voice acted??

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Gortarius posted:

There is voice acting in a few instances, and in fact I just got off from a google hangout with those stupid assholes and we got a few really good (bad) ideas that I'm thinking of turning into audiologs. There is also a couple of songs with vocals, either integral to the plot or just some sidequest shite.

Mostly its absolutely atrocious because a lot of it is by yours truly, seeing as no one else really wants to even do stupid poo poo like that. They are short but sweet. I think about 30 seconds is an average length for that stuff.

Its the kind of stuff that you really shouldn't be holding your breath for, but it might be good for a laugh or two. Actually, if you were at any of the conventions ToG did and got to play a demo, you might've gotten into a quest that featured two songs with lyrics, simple as they may have been. That sort of stuff

I can't wait to hear every NPC's adenoidal nerd wheeze.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
The 'game' is actually like strip breakout but instead of revealing a lady in 90s lingerie, you reveal hi resolution gun's.

e: that should be a minigame.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Steam is too corporate attitude.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Space Funeral wasn't on there either....

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
The ending is brilliant. I hope Barkley 2 does a similar transformation into a a horrible Mass Effect like as a statement.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Flood-fill is the name of the toilet minigame.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Basketball toss arcade game like that paper toss mobile game.
Aforementioned strip breakout/tetris.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I want to know more about DwarfNet.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Gortarius posted:

There is a dating section right now if that counts.

That's one of my questions answered...

Are there any quests that you get by reading dwarfnet? Any banner ads? Is it possible to be banned from dwarfnet?

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Gortarius posted:

Here's a lil' something that I forgot was just sitting on my harddrive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Qdv2ZkrAw
Just as I expected...piles of garbage

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Are cyberdwarves stereotypically Scottish or are they Jewish as Tolkien intended?

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
The most important review is the one from Conitsu: 36/40.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I believe. I believe that I will play Barkley 2 in my lifetime.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Gortarius posted:

Heh... better start up a rigorous exercise routine and move to a super healthy diet.

I am well stocked with Pocky and Ramune.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
B2 should actually be a triptych of games like ff13. Two further gaidens both trying to fix the flaws of the original.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Please release a playable Robotron style arena shooter demo.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Will dwarfnet have emoticons?

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
MASTERS OF HOOPZ

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Some info about what's currently going on would be appreciated. Even if the news is bad, the true togsfans will understand.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
If you can demonstrate that you've actually been wokring on the game rather than spending all the money on pocky and vintage figurines of actraiser characters then you may get funded again.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Yes but the word doesn't originate from 'English'...

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Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
picturing Gortarius going cap in hand to his overlords

"i'm beggin ya gimme something"
"..."
"they're houndin me boss"

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