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I have been dreaming of this day. If I had a house to mortgage, I'd do it so I could pledge a billion neo-shekels to the kickstarter. I love you guys. Life is now worth living again.

As I always say to my professional contacts: Slam with the best or jam with the rest,
my name

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Mystical greetings,


Thank you for the encouragement! We are very, very excited about this game and are blown away by the reaction it's getting. We're a little disappointed that you don't have a house to mortgage, but we've talked about it and come up with a list of things you could do to come up with money:


1. Sell an organ - Selling organs is a fun and safe way to get money quick. Google "organ selling" or consult your nearest organ harvester for more information. Tip: sell an organ you have multiples of.


2. Organized crime - Gangs and the mafia are always looking for more recruits and pay great! This is an ideal career path if you love crime.


3. Grandma - Grandma loves you and just wants the best for you. Make up a story about your car breaking down, which prevents you from getting to work, and ask her for money. If she says no, call again, tell her you're with the IRS and demand her social security number.


4. Become a rock star - I'm not sure how to do this, but if you become a rock star you could probably make millions.


These are just a few fun and creative ways to make money to give to us. I'm sure you can come up with a few on your own too. Just give it a try!


Seriously, thanks for your interest in the game. It makes us really happy to hear how excited people are for this game.


Thank you,
The ToG Rat

Faffel posted:

This thread is evidence that Cboyardee is a loving sell out....

Bastard Tetris posted:

X114JAM9 is the error code Vinceborg has when he forgets his purpose. Mind blown.

Ceyton posted:

Barkley obviously died in the Necron 5 explosion, so of course he won't be in this game. Let's just accept it and move on.

Beardless Riker posted:

I'm

Dauntasa posted:

Right, but it still has at least half of Barkley's name on it and presumably he will be mentioned in it at some point.

SomeChump posted:

Scambl posted:

Guys. Guys. I'm freaking out. I've been waiting for this day. I hope to see you all in Ballhalla.

Yaos posted:

This is true of all Japanese humor. It is not crass and disrespectful like western fauxtainers. Fauxtainers are not funny, they are not amusing, they are annoying and stupid like a a person arguing against the superiority of Japanese culture. Japanese humor tells a story with a deep meaning that leaves the audience with a sense of awe and knowing. It is depressing that so many people do not know this and it speaks volumes about our education system.

Ezzer posted:

Superbowl commercial guys. we can do this. us TRUE DOOM MURDERHEADS can do it.


That seems a rather.... arbitrary number.

Lurdiak posted:

Cool, I love when people bring up Homestuck. Maybe we should talk about My Little Pony next.

Baloogan posted:

If you don't got no Super Famicom then you ain't poo poo white boyee.

Dyz posted:

Jensen was traveling.

helopticor posted:

Don't give up the ghost too soon. It's very common for Kickstarter projects to get a big push just before closing, especially if new websites report on them towards the end of the project.

Chef Boyardee posted:

Hell yeah.

Also Node, what is your avatar? I saw a picture of that guy today at a rest stop in Breezewood, PA. A woman was whispering in his ear and he had his mouth wide open. It was definitely the same guy.

Call Now posted:

I want to donate 100$, but I don't know what to actually do with a cyberdwarf pillowcase

Chef Boyardee posted:

I don't want to kill myself when I tell people how much I appreciate that they've given money to Barkley 2. Right now I'm mostly concerned that people will write the game off because it's not a rehash of Barkley 1. I mean, I'm completely happy with the game, I'm just concerned that because it's not basketball wackiness 24/7, other people won't be.

Vanderdeath posted:

I just saw this picture and I must ask if it's officially fftthtphhth

Unguided posted:

I think someone said it was gamma world. Not sure if it is or not.

Wezlar posted:

Do people actually care about balance in single player games?

bloodynose posted:

I too did character creation (the best thing at pax for sure) and pestered the ToG boys with a breakfast bag of doritos on Saturday. Headed home now but you guys did an amazing job and somehow got me even more excited for barkley than I already was.

Chef Boyardee posted:

Yeah, they were bad and embarrassing. In the PAX build that we made specifically for the convention, instead of respawning at this utility station where you normally respawn, the game restarts, which causes a double of your sprite to appear on top of your sprite. This double can't go underneath the depth and object tile layers, so it looks like total poo poo. You can go underneath those layers in the real game and it's not a bug that happens in the real game because the real game doesn't restart completely when you die, so it's just a dumb, embarrassing bug exclusive to the build we showed at the convention.

Also it was really cool meeting all you guys, you were awesome. I'd only met two people in my entire life who had ever heard of Barkley before, so it was this surreal experience meeting a billion people a day who like our stupid game. Thanks everyone. Hopefully Barkley 2 will live up to your expectations. We're trying really hard to make it not only a funny game, but something that's actually good to play this time around.

Jenner posted:

I hope they're doing well.

Gortarius posted:

Good luck on the character creation trials ahead.

You're gonna need it............................

Chef Boyardee posted:

Because it's awful.