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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

I've never met a tsundere pillow I couldn't handle. My body is ready

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Ohtsam posted:

And speaking of, if you're planning to sell this are you worried about lawsuits from Barkley for using his likeness/name.

That sounds like a Question which has been Frequently Asked

Chef Boyardee posted:

How are you guys selling this game if it breaks so many copyrights?

We are being incredibly careful about copyrights - we've talked to lawyers and have been given the okay. Everything we're doing is completely legal; we're not using ripped art and assets this time around and you'll notice we've been very careful about throwing around Charles Barkley's name!!

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

It's also important to note that B,SUAJ:G doesn't use pop culture references just for the sake of funny pop culture jokes. Wilford Brimely is a character most players would instantly associate as being the authority on diabetes. This circumvents the need to craft an entirely new character for the player to learn just so Hoopz can be injected with Type II diabetes ("the kind they were never able to cure").

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Gaspar Lewis posted:

Worst comes to worst, he's Charuzu Ueido Bakuri now.

Back for more, Barkuri ... ??

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Yaos posted:

A stretch goal should be the creation of a making of video, however everything in the video is completely fake. Have a white board covered in crazy ideas, talking about game areas that you had to "cut", and you guys wearing pants.

If you'd have donated $1,000 this could have come true

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Occupation posted:

Obviously, the first question is: is this canon?

Shut up shut up shut up with this aaaaaaaa

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Hey when are the Barkleynomicons going to be shipped

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

BiggerJ posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Barkley 3 should be as different from Barkley 2 and 2 is from 1, such that carrying a save file from 2 to 3 should feel as silly a concept as carrying one from 1 (a GameMaker fangame) to 2 (a GameMaker fangame).

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

notZaar posted:

Jokes get funnier the more you repeat them.

[Basketball-related news item or picture]

BUIT IS IT CANON ??

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Barkley 1 was fun to play but it was suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper easy. Cyberdwarf alone could probably solo most of the fights

edit: I was looking through my copy of Barkley Shut Up and Jam's instruction manual for non-specific reasons when I came across a familiar face:



Will the relationship between Chilly and Balthios be explored in Barkley 2 ??

oddium fucked around with this message at 07:16 on May 22, 2014

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

A good game like Barkley deserves good box art, so I set out to make some

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

It's actually there in the full-size one, the one I posted was reduced to half size and some of the finer details didn't make it

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

That model looks like someone fed the Voynich manuscript into Blender

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Anonymous Robot posted:

Will Barkley 2 feature a casino where I can lose my hard-earned Neo Shekels?

A true rastaman does not gamble.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Please make Barkley 3 a d20 where points in Perception are only used to perceive fake funkage on nasty dunkage. Also attacks can be made "from downtown" at an accuracy penalty for increased damage. These are my Barkley ideas

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Don't tease me with music I know you can't legally put in the game

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Barclay From The Next Generation Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Know who should have been in Barkley: Shut Up And Jam!?

Air Bud.

Air Bud wasn't released until well after Barkley: Shut Up and Jam.

Unless you mean Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, in which case this is a prime example of how Gaiden would've fallen apart without ToG's taste and restraint

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Hello ToG I just wanted to say that you're all brilliant and talented and passionate and I want this game leagues more than any triple A title that gets churned out

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Shmorky is working on Barkley 2??

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Being a garbage NPC is the only viable sunrise on my bleak horizon. Please... make my dream come true..........

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Midjack posted:

Poured out a 2 liter Mountain Dew.

[I'm laying on the ground catching it in my mouth giving a thumbs up]

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

desensitize your face and self to baseball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Gortarius posted:

We will release the game half done, and then pretend to be great philantrophists by giving away the rest of the game as free DLC.

Tim Shafer's reading this and doing the Grinch Smile

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

SaviourX posted:

E's kyo intensifies.

What's "urdirmuwuim"

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i don't think there's any game that uses music cues better than barkley uses jonathan taylor thomas and sweet georgia brown

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


maybe your shackled mind needs a little updating to the concept of nonlinear time

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

anyone who expected this to come out on time was obviously faking the funk

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine /
We're gonna take it into overtime /
Welcome to the Space Jam /
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

in the updated version hoopz is shot with a dart containing Barkley 2, "the kind they were never able to finish"

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

BiggerJ posted:

I want the official word: do Space Jam 2 and the original Barkley: Shut Up and Jam 2 take place in an alternate universe in which the B-Ballpocalypse does not occur?

i'm confident in saying that the b-ballocaust occurs prior to gaiden

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

frankie's timelapse videos were worth the price of admission alone

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

circ dick soleil posted:

It's vaporware at this point. The only game that is real anymore is something I like to call Smackdown no Monogatari, a tactical RPG in roughly the same vein as Megaman Battle Network.

[laughs at joke in casual, expected way but then pulls you aside] yo can you get me in on this

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

der gun's becomes die gün's thank you

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

sinking belle posted:

Can it please be possible the gun's name's generator to spit out "Space Jam Cannon" if you're very lucky? That would be funny, I think. :-)

same except Jams Cameron

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

make a gun that can only be assembled after collecting Slam (the lock) Jam (the stock) and Thank You Ma'am (the barrel)

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

congrats to chef for directing the opening to nba 2k16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeW3vXiFG44

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

GNU Order posted:

Did somebody on the Barkley team ask for guns ideas or did we just start posting them?

yes

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

semper games

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i am excited to play Giant Babes and also barkley 2

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

having too many casings looks really bad but they should definitely flicker out or something

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