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Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Beards are cool.


A soldier from 1st Battalion The Royal Anglian Regiment (The Vikings) stands to attention as his regiment receives their Afghanistan Operational Service Medal at Picton Barracks in Bulford, England, on November 1, 2012. The parade was the first in a series of events marking the end of their successful six-month deployment to Afghanistan as part of Task Force Helmand. The parade comes during the same week that two more British soldiers were shot dead at a checkpoint in Afghanistan by a man wearing a local police uniform. (Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

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Rude Dude With Tude
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Expressions: gold.

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The best bit so far is NRK went mad and wrote an article about how it's had almost a million views on youtube (wow) and contacted the Norwegian Army press office, who said it's great and it should be their new recruitment video*.

*I think, my Norwegian is... not great.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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In London they get needlessly fancy poo poo



Meanwhile in Belfast, the everyday use tangis are sad.

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Account_Username posted:

I think he's in denial over being afraid of the dark. 5 loving flashlights.

8 lights :ssh:

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hailthefish posted:

Well, hit it with a broom handle or something, this is nuclear physics, not rocket science!

Like the Windscale Pile 1 fire!

Wikipedia posted:

Operators were unsure what to do about the fire. First, they tried to blow the flames out by putting the fans onto full power and increasing the cooling, but this fanned the flames. Tom Hughes and his colleague had already created a fire break by ejecting some undamaged fuel cartridges from around the blaze and Tom Tuohy suggested trying to eject some from the heart of the fire, by bludgeoning the melted cartridges through the reactor and into the cooling pond behind it with scaffolding poles. This proved impossible and the fuel rods refused to budge, no matter how much force was applied. The poles were withdrawn with their ends red hot and, once, a pole was returned red hot and dripping with molten metal. Hughes knew this had to be molten irradiated uranium and this caused serious radiation problems on the charge hoist itself.

"It [the exposed fuel channel] was white hot," said Hughes' colleague on the charge hoist with him, "it was just white hot. Nobody, I mean, nobody, can believe how hot it could possibly be."

it also features classic British understatement

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Finally he managed to pull the inspection plate away and was greeted with the sight of the fire dying away.

"First the flames went, then the flames reduced and the glow began to die down," [Tuohy] described, "I went up to check several times until I was satisfied that the fire was out. I did stand to one side, sort of hopefully," he went on to say, "but if you're staring straight at the core of a shut down reactor you're going to get quite a bit of radiation."

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DrCuntmuffins posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hQLrbfxeiQ

If you haven't seen it already.


Good lord these guys are awful at shooting. I mean holy poo poo.

Well it's not like they have any ammo to train with,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NBUiA3Tjs

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Drone launches are pretty :black101: if you're German;


(click for huge size)

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D&D crosspost danger zone, but this is pretty boss;

DrBouvenstein posted:

Dear US Military leaders, this is the proper response when there are massive allegations against soldier conduct:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaqpoeVgr8U

Also an amazing chance to try and out-stare him.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-nMWgBUp0

"we fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet per bullet."

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lol

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Mad Dragon posted:

Success or not, there's something pretty awesome about a submarine with two 8" guns and its own (tiny) hangar.











:britain:

Rude Dude With Tude
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I don't know what this weird little thing is but I want to ride around on it

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Jonad posted:

Check out this Russian arms exporter's one weird tip for covertly militarizing your nation's shipping infrastructure. UN arms inspectors hate her!

The next Command and Conquer game is going to be amaaaziiing

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Smiling Jack posted:

The PIRA (IRA? Whatever) nearly took out the entire UK Cabinet with a smaller version in 1990 or so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downing_Street_mortar_attack

I love the mad props they got from the Met Police;

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Peter Gurney, the head of the Explosives Section of the Anti-Terrorist Branch who defused one of the unexploded shells, gave his reaction to the attack:
"It was a remarkably good aim if you consider that the bomb was fired 250 yards [across Whitehall] with no direct line of sight. Technically, it was quite brilliant and I'm sure that many army crews, if given a similar task, would be very pleased to drop a bomb that close. You've got to park the launch vehicle in an area which is guarded by armed men and you've got less than a minute to do it. I was very, very surprised at how good it was. If the angle of fire had been moved about five or ten degrees, then those bombs would actually have impacted on Number Ten."

"I mean yeah they're dicks but I can't not be impressed" is always a great police response to crime.

edit to add:

The only existent photo of the COBR bunker room - https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/cobr

Rude Dude With Tude fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jan 21, 2014

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This dude knows how to ride in style



submariners do it in tubes

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Casimir Radon posted:

This reeks of Four Lions even more than the Boston bombers.

rubber dinghy rapids bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upyjlOLBv5o&t=57s

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lol the US Navy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSywqUZT0y8

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guys just use youdubber then you don't have to mute things because it does it itself.

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=4t64KMv0rG8&video_start=50&audio=9D-QD_HIfjA&audio_start=0

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=4t64KMv0rG8&video_start=0&audio=5xBgKTvfQx8&audio_start=0

e: http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=Jp6AIukSPCA&video_start=90&audio=nGYP1Gcin7Y&audio_start=65 :chiefsay:

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e: :argh: thumbnails

Rude Dude With Tude fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Apr 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWmc14YbV8o

Loving their genuine US military equipment in this vid

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Helldump Immunity. posted:

Real men love Jesus :colbert:

:gay:

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GyverMac posted:

Same thing with the stories I've heard from my friends who were in Afghanistan and worked with the ANA. The ANA would gently caress off at the slightest rumours of Taliban in the area. And they would sell the gasoline for their vehicles. So half the time they called them up to coordinate patrols, the ANAs would be out of gasoline and begging for more.

EDIT relevant picture:



Too right, I worked on a show for a TV channel here in the UK about the British forces with ANA and even three years ago we were like "hey when we leave in 2014 these people are hosed.

Then it got worse and you end up with this madness (actually pro-click even if it is VICE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5Q75hf6QI

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

they probably just pushed all of it off the road and let it be buried by sandstorms

Yep.

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Warrior post for warriors









ARRSE posted:

Perception
Great big thrumming beast of a thing with a big growly engine and full of blokes who, when not asleep or having a wank in the drivers compartment, are the best Infantry in the world.

Goes really quick anywhere you want to take it, and stops bloody sharp-ish too.

To compensate for its speed, presence and protection it is equipped with comedy weapons that need precognitive abilities (Think I'll need HE in three rounds time) or (when using the Chaingun), a patient and slow moving enemy, "firing now", BANG, clunk, "stoppage, feck hang on a bit - bollocks - dropped the spinny thing"

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It's the most important time of the year for the RAF, the 2014 photograph competition! http://www.raf.mod.uk/news/archive/raf-photographic-competition-2014-01082014

















Rude Dude With Tude
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it looks like lasers* but isn't



*get out grover

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

the only good planes are from ww2

everything else sucks poo poo



Wrong, the V bomber fleet also ruled.









:circlefap:

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Godholio posted:

She kept that horse under control pretty well, though. Liz is about as badass as a queen's ever going to get again, and was pretty easy on the eyes back in the day.

She did poo poo in the second world war rather than hiding in the basement of Windsor Castle like George VI*, she got the full military experience.

Pretending to fix stuff when someone is watching:


Standing around:


Being bored and waiting for poo poo to happen:



*who was in the Navy and then the RAF in WWI, so gets a pass.

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Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Di was a no holes barred slut, she was no poo poo down the barracks getting filled out by cavalry officers, one of whom http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hewitt may be prince harry's dad She also got chopped out by the England rugby captain Will Carling, then she gobbled off some pakistani doctor, a few other people and then finally the Queen had enough and disposed of her by staging a car crash in France while she was getting air-tighted by Dodi Fayed, the son of M.H.Fayed, the owner of Harrods and funder of the PLA.

TLDR: Diana was a slut and the Queen straightened her out. Permanently.
quoting this for when you disappear at the hands of MI5 Them.

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Chinatown posted:

Don't worry guys, Bill figured it out.


Ugh shut up Bill, "trained by U.S. Special Forces" eh, why do you want private business to suckle at the teat of American taxpayers you goddamn communist :argh:

Srs post isn't this just the plot of that lovely Swordfish movie?

Rude Dude With Tude
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Someone's put up an entire documentary series from 1976 about the Royal Navy and chaps on HMS Ark Royal.

People turning up to leave port after 9 pints of cider, banging their heads on beams, good job!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsdBsiXtXaA

Ep 2 has pilots attempting their first ever landings on the carrier, and a discussion from the ratings of what to do when you get crabs.

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BBC News posted:

The traditionally neutral Swiss army has staged an unplanned invasion after troops blundered into Liechtenstein. A 171-strong Swiss company got two kilometres into its neighbour before realising the mistake and heading back. Liechtenstein authorities made light of the intrusion, saying they only knew about it when the Swiss told them.

The company commander led his men in the wrong direction in bad weather but gave the immediate order to return when realising the error. "It was all so dark," one soldier told the Swiss newspaper Blick.

A spokesman for the Liechtenstein authorities said: "It's not like they invaded with attack helicopters."

Lichtenstein seems pretty chill. Where have you accidentally invaded today?

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:gizz:

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Don't know whether to post in this thread or the idiots thread but here's some classic japes in ukraine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SIoarndHIk

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