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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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By the same artist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_zHHwH2JSQ

Worth the wait; if you can't handle 2 minutes (the last minute is credits) then skip to the 1:00 mark.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Shut up shut up this is more important https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzgwJ8tSE0

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i shouldn't kinkshame but you are into some weird poo poo

Do you wanna watch it together

Just give it a shot bruh

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Apr 15, 2003

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So hard

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iceslice posted:

"Run way is too short, solutions?"

"Lets put rockets on it."

"Solved."

C-130s are generally awesome. One that can lift off in under 150' is just bananas.

The fact they planned to use a soccer stadium to land & take off is kind of insane and awesome.

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Apr 15, 2003

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iceslice posted:

If you haven't read any of the books about the proposed program, it's really good. The lessons learned are the foundation of today's modern SOCOM/JSOC. A lot of stuff is done this way because that poo poo was so upside-down.

I have a terrible reaction to those kinds of books because people read them and want to talk about them if think you'll understand. Nothing is worse than civilianwar nerds who want to sperg on some Red Wings / Anaconda / WWII whatever poo poo as though I loving care or had anything to do with it as a retarded officer in a retarded army. My only defense is to say I don't know anything about that world.

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Off topic don't care



Just kidding, it's on topic. I'm escorting a friend to get an abortion tomorrow (not it's not mine).

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Apr 15, 2003

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justice4trayvawn posted:

friend zone abortions? god drat

Ew no this is my good deed for the day/year/life

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Apr 15, 2003

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Christoff posted:

Does escorting mean you obv take them to and from and protect them from protesters?

I guess if there's protesters I'll deal with it but mainly the role is to DD (they can't drive themselves afterwards) and to, you know, be a friend to someone who is going through some poo poo.

Edit: It's New York state; people are usually protesting in the other direction

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Do you get lunch afterwards? I mean, I'd suggest it.

She might be too nauseous to chew so I guess I could blend up those baby salad shrimp into a shake and put a straw in it

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Apr 15, 2003

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Jesus loving christ

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https://vine.co/v/On1x6iUuwxK

If you look closely you can see the guy on the ground trip the cop.

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holocaust bloopers posted:

There is no desirable position in WW2. Everyone shared in the misery.

Not entirely true

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.

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Frosted Flake posted:

Counterpoint: The Hawaii Garrison on Dec 7, 1941.

Pretty much any date after that would have been pretty chill to be in the Coastal Artillery.


I'm pretty sure arriving as the FNG in the Hawaii coastal garrison on Dec 8th would suck in its own special way, too.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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That is the coolest loving thing I have read in weeks.

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quote:

And there we stayed for some 55 days in all, with an occasional trip back to Sqn harbour for a clean up and a bottle of whisky. Amn and sups were brought up on de-turreted CENTURIONS called tugs. A most useful veh.

Occasionally, when we had made ourselves too obnoxious to him, Mr. Wu treated us-to some HV HE or some fd arty. This had little effect beyond making the Aussies tell us what we could do with our (horrid word) crab drawing tks. Mr. Wu put in 5 counter attacks, but the full force did NOT fall on us, and we were finally relieved by 7 RCT who took over our sector and whose PATTONS could NOT get to where the CENTURIONS had been until some days later.

That loving page.

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bitcoin bastard posted:

Jesus, make sure you stick around until at least the 5m mark.

Holy gently caress... glad to have never seen worse than halfassed mortars and 107s

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chitoryu12 posted:

I haven't watched the rest of the series, but this is easily some of the most in-your-face footage I've seen from Syria boiled down to the parts everyone is waiting for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn3NIuEO-XA

Hoooooly poo poo that was like a FPS video game bloopers reel except it's human beings. What a miserable loving war.

What was the line of explosions that looked like it hit a row of vehicles?

Also that helicopter explosion was hollywood as gently caress.

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chitoryu12 posted:

I think they laid a row of explosives across a huge stretch of road and used it to bomb most or all of a convoy.

That is some pro tier bombing I guess. It looked like at least 200m long.

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Nuclear Tourist posted:

Re: Syria Hollywood explosion chat. I think that's the turret you can see sailing down from the sky ~10 seconds after the ATGM impacts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PghG2DeHLo

Goddamn watching that thing fly towards your tank :stare:

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chitoryu12 posted:

Back to Syria, this one has a clear demonstration around 2:20 why you take cover after sniping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uajXH_MLltA

He was shooting thru a hole in a concrete wall...?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Yeah, wow, I got a little boner from seeing those dudes peace the gently caress out after making GBS threads their pants.

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Maybe it's the same weirdo math they use for VA disability ratings?

30%

Plus 70% times 70% is about 49%

So we're up to 79%

Plus 20% times 21% is about 4.2%

Up to 83.2%

Close enough to get a star on those wings

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He's such a nice lookin fellow.

Wonder if he practiced and polished that smile driving a knife into some uncooperative EPWs sternum.

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Booblord Zagats posted:

*Mars wipes a tear of joy from his eye*

Should be an Opsrey

Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant

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:lol: at the alcoholic pilot who doesn't care about masturbating to his plane.








Equal opportunity (is Uncle Sam a bear?)

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