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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Rules:

You post a picture or a youtube. You are allowed to describe the picture or youtube for context in however much text it requires.

If you have a related picture, you may post it and again post descriptive text.

If you do not post a picture or youtube in your post, and you do not stay on topic, you will be probated.

If you post an unrelated picture or youtube to get around the above rule and continue an argument/debate/derail, you will be probated.

If you post anything not directly related to military pictures or youtubes, you will be probated.


Pictures. Pretty simple stuff.

edit 12/22/12: You may post pure text provided that you STAY ON TOPIC. I will probate the poo poo out of you if you start to turn this thread into the old one.

Vasudus fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Dec 23, 2012

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
After careful consideration (meaning that I got a single PM with a good point) I have decreed that you may post text in this thread to discuss pictures and youtubes.

They must be military related and this thread will not be turned into yet another chat thread. You keep it on topic.

If you poo poo it up or derail it intentionally you're still getting probated.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Doing decon for the first time as a brand new private was loving terrifying. I went to the field like 4 days after I got to my unit and the very first thing they did was a decon lane. We were told if any one of us contaminated ourselves the entire platoon would be a nogo. Being fresh from TRADOC I didn't want to be that guy, oh no, I'm in a 'real' unit now!!!! So I'm sitting there completely unaware that my mask intake thingie (the little umbrella shaped soft plastic thing that goes inbetween the filter and the mask) was actually in reverse. So instead of getting precious oxygen, I was actually poisoning myself with CO2 because the air was going out, but not back in. They were using smokers to simulate a chemical environment so I had no idea if the lightheadedness and stuff was related to breathing it in. Few minutes later, plop. Right into knee deep mud. Wake up to my entire unit laughing their asses off at me.

gently caress chemical warfare.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

GyverMac posted:

Its been removed. What happened?

Duder is making a few single shots and then gets nailed somewhere in the face, end.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Pictures.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Yeah, that's a Paladin.

It looks pretty :unsmith:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Police buy milsurp vehicles all the time. It makes sense to have some of that equipment at the county level (or in large cities) because you need have it on reserve in the event you get some nutjob in a cabin.

That doesn't excuse the paladin, though. That just excuses the fox/113s

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Picture thread.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
That poor, poor web belt.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

DoktorLoken posted:

Any suggestions for nuclear documentaries? I've probably seen Trinity and Beyond 20 times by now, especially since it's available on bluray.

While not entirely focused on nuclear stuff, Oliver Stone's America or whatever is a good documentary series.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Because you'll shoot bees everywhere, god.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Snowdens Secret posted:

It makes you wonder when it becomes viable to do things like using the other guy's live feed / Youtubes as intel instead of risking your own drones / recon, and if there is value in putting up falsified / altered data as counterintel, beyond the propaganda value.

OSINT (open source intelligence) is a semi-new and pretty interesting field. With social media being the thing it is now, it only makes sense to apply intelligence analysis to it.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

I'm the guy wearing green pajamas and shooting with his eyes closed from the hip.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Raimundus posted:

Pardon my ignorance, but how can this guy even see? The magazine is mounted right in front of the sight.



The sight is offset.

Bensa posted:

Guess someone needs to spell this out to everyone. The people in those pictures are not a good representation of the actual bulk of NK troops. These are most likely all Pyongyang inhabitants, the privileged bureaucrats and party members who are still required to do kabuki military exercises. Imagine the worst National Guard units multiplied a hundred fold.

Well no poo poo, way to take a joke about fat people in a county in a state of perpetual starvation too seriously.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
If I had to guess, they've never had any real combined arms training so they think that a TCP/mounted patrol is literally drive and park.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Military Brony

Granted this is at an anime convention, so it could just be tacticlol cosplay. Of course, it also seems like a pretty junior enlisted thing to do to wear your uniform to an anime convention.

No tape on the chinstrap, probably tactilol.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Probably SF.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Richard Bong posted:

It might not be SF it could be just a bunch of joes dressed up in some stuff they bought from the locals. I bought a dishdasha because its comfy as gently caress.

Is it wrong that the moment I noticed they didn't have matching gear I immediately figured that they were SF? WHAT HAS THE MODERN ARMY DONE?!

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Pictures.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Why are we talking about I/P here?

Don't talk about I/P here.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I hate all of you.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

This is the single greatest thing ever developed by man.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Does anybody not see Shia LaBouf in the center?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
DCUs were pretty much the best camouflage for Iraq. Hell, even the woodland IBAs and other misc gear didn't really matter. I never really got to see much of the marine patterns in action so I would assume they worked pretty well too, given that they actually brought a desert pattern to the desert.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I seem to recall them trying digital/ACU patterns on vehicles but it turns out it gives anyone who looks at it a headache and they scrapped it. That should have been a sign that it's so terrible even our biology rejects it.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Scratch Monkey posted:

Didn't they supposedly recover one of our stealthy UAVs awhile back? Wouldn't making a mockup that looked something like that been more convincing?



But with drones!

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Dear countries, please have national colors that are not Red/White/Blue and Red/Green/White/Black. Thanks.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
They also probably figured that no empire would want to spend the amount of money it would cost to reclaim some meaningless land on the other side of the world for the sake of ARE EMPIRE. Especially when they were in rough economic times. Boy, were they loving wrong.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Christoff posted:

Was there a Military book club?!

Hate to derail but any recommendations about why we hate communism so much? I mean I have the rough idea we all learn in High School but I'd like something that goes much deeper and further back in history. I just have a hard time wrapping my head around it all. Considering everything it's caused.

Here's a super super simple explanation of communism courtesy of Animal Farm: Some people are more equal than others.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:

We should have kept this around because it looks cool. Did it work? Also what was the crazy polka dot ship camo? Dazzle?

Dazzle is in the picture quoted. It made identifying different parts of the ship a loving nightmare.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Christoff posted:

So you can use Allahu Ackbar when it's both something terrible and something you perceive as good? It's just interchangeable?


"Yeah just killed some dude, Allahu Ackbar!"

"gently caress a bunch of civilians died, Allahu Ackbar!"




- ^ god drat that video is motivating as gently caress. But I'm not falling for that poo poo again.

Yes, it's used in a wide variety of ways. The fun part gets to be when a bunch of dudes in the street start screaming it. Are they about to turn themselves into human paste or are they rooting for a soccer game? YOU DECIDE.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Every goddamn time.

The loving link was even greyed out for me.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I used M113s for nearly 4 years they're pieces of poo poo compared to the other, less broken pieces of poo poo.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The 113 is also pretty heavy at like 12 tons without equipment. Can an A10 lift that and the glider? Just how heavy duty of a glider are we talking about to carry a 113 with equipment, ammo and crew?

edit: also not it for being the poor bastards inside the 113, inside the shipping container, attached to the glider, attached to the A10.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Chances are the most outlandish, hard to believe stories about the ANA/ANP you have ever heard are true.

I believe them, because of what I saw with the INA/INP.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
And that's why you don't smoke in places that say 'no smoking'

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Pufflekins posted:

how the gently caress is that guy in the army?

edit: we had a 400 pound medic. he was so fat that he snored no matter which way he laid down to sleep.

Nattyg + surge.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Beastie posted:

Prefacing this question by saying that I'm not a service member.

I watched Generation Kill on HBO Go last month and the characters were really obsessed with killing dogs. Is it because they pose security risks (barking) or is it just because they are just dogs and you can shoot them?

As mentioned they're terrible for diseases. We had a burn pit right outside our FOB and for the first two or three months we had to go out there expecting to shoot at least one dog. They're nasty, wild feral animals that will actually attack your vehicle and try to bite the tires if you get anywhere near them, forget doing it on the ground. Some of them were rabid (not conjecture, they were foaming and acting all funny) so down they went.

Of course, you still have your fair amount of assholes that actually enjoy doing it. We did it because we had to for the safety of everybody, not for fun.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003




And the classic



From last year.

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I got to have lunch with this guy: http://www.af.mil/information/bios/bio.asp?bioID=4472 last year. He's a loving blast to listen to, talking about how things were back when he set a record with the SR-71.

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