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 Fort Greely, AK in September.  Welcome to LSA Diamondback in winter. The dude at the gate is almost up to his sack in water.  Random donkey with a boner. 
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PSD is a 24/7 job. Protecting the 3 while he takes a whiz at JRTC.
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front wing flexing posted:Has is house an apartment or barracks? Because if that's what Navy Barracks look like now, holy poo poo. I've never been one to be all "back in my day!" But back in my day That's what I was thinking, man gently caress bath salts navy barracks are siiiick. When I first got to Alaska I lived in barracks known as the crack house and rumor was the building was legit condemned. I believed it.
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Jan 4, 2013 18:13
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zinc68 posted:OK, what the gently caress? That sniper is wearing a newish highschool sweater.. From Cooper (The Hawks), a highschool about 2 miles from my house here in Minnesota. How would that end up there? We were on a patrol in Mosul and came upon a kid wearing a sweatshirt from our LT's elementary school. poo poo blew his mind.
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Going back through 30th AG on Benning a few years ago totally blew my mind. Everything was exactly the same as it was in '02 from the silent rows of bald privates on benches upstairs to the bald privates talking poo poo while waiting for CIF in the basement. Sitting next to those kids was pretty funny once they figured out we weren't new. One kid asked why we were there and some guy made up this elaborate story about how we were with some special unit just back from a deployment and we come through 30th AG to get new uniforms. They seemed to believe every word of it and I like to think that once they got to their units there were some "one time, in basic training" stories being told about the time they were hanging out with some no poo poo hardcore operators waiting on CIF.
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Mar 22, 2013 19:09
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ded posted:The real question is how did one of them get fat? Every two years they drop squads out in an isolated location and they have to survive there for three months. The goal is to harden them and teach them to live off the land and work together but usually the bigger ones just end up eating the smaller ones. Due to some wacky rule, if you eat a person you become that person and are entitled to what was theirs including rations. The fat chicks are the baddest motherfuckers around.
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Mar 28, 2013 15:23
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ded posted:Why are his knees so sensitive? His pants got ripped at the knees and both of his dicks could be seen hanging.
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May 21, 2013 15:19
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GAS CURES KIKES posted:Just posting to gauge temperatures, but I sorta wanna start a semi serious effort to get Caro the mental health help he needs, whether he wants it or not, anyone interested in helping? Didn't he drop off the face of internet shortly after coming back from Libya a year ago?
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The only thing the bayonet course did for my OSUT platoon back in aught 2 was make us even more terrified of our very large and very black drill sergeant. He never raised his voice and would just calmly talk poo poo while smoking us. He was the demonstrator before we went through the course and he attacked the dummy so goddamned furiously that he broke the fake m16 in half and then finished the drill by stabbing the poo poo out of the dummy with bayonet in hand. I don't want to wander too deep into basic training story time but he hated the black kid in the bunk next to mine and a few weeks before the end he asked him if his family was coming to graduation and then said: "Good. I'm going to beat the gently caress out of you in front of them. I'll punch you in your arm and it'll break your leg. I'm that drat strong".
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hazza posted:For the benefit of those of us who do not happen to work in the United States Armed Forces, what do the acronyms PAA/PAI/FMC represent? People Are Assholes, People Are Idiots, Fiddle My Cock.
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Jul 10, 2013 20:33
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We were on a night mission where we were responsible for part of the cordon. I'm chillin up in my hatch scanning my sector when I see a dog trot by not giving a gently caress with a human arm in his mouth. Poor dog.
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Jul 17, 2013 05:39
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Looks like the barracks on a weekend complete with a hole that can fit several wieners at once.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Korean-era photo with flak vest Holy poo poo, I didn't know Cotton from King of the Hill was a real dude. He lost his shins but he's still carrying that ammo like a champ.
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Aug 8, 2013 14:41
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They're quiet professionals you dummies. They're already among us. Filling every hole.
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oredun posted:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=727_1333443408 This reminded me how lovely Iraq looked and how I 100% do not miss driving through its streets full of loud noises and stupid kids always trying to get candy from me. Get the gently caress outta here kids! I'm trying to pull security all tough in case that photographer gets me in the frame.
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ghost bones posted:
They're going through an awful lot of trouble to give that unconscious lady mouth to mouth. I guess this is before work smarter not harder was a thing people said about getting things done.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rmAhbP5iX0 This dude has the slowest mag changes ever.
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Oct 10, 2013 15:50
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We used to do that in my battalion but in the barracks instead of a shoot house and we used our dicks instead of guns. Just flow into a room and start blastin cum.
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Mortabis posted:It could be an ACU pattern piece of a sleep system? Mine had something in woodland that looked like that. Are you for real? Even if you're not spending time out in the field, a poncho liner is such a dope blanket. Hands down best piece of gear I was ever issued. I kept both that I was issued and am wrapped up in one right now.
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Nov 10, 2013 01:35
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As a stryker dude that stood up in a hatch on patrols, I measured explosions by how they felt against my sack. Small IEDs using RPGs and the like were dangle janglers and bigger stuff made out of arty shells and mines were nard knockers. Only experienced one scrotum smasher and that was while dismounted and a whole loving house blew up 50 meters from where I was posted up. Bad guys had 55 gallon drums full of mines, arty rounds, and misc explosives that they used to go out with a bang.
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Nov 13, 2013 18:46
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FISTS CURE WOMEN posted:I think that is a good way to describe them actually. I think I may steal that reference. Feel free brother, it's all you. Wasabi the J posted:Re: Nard Knockers Incorrect. That is a manhood melter.
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Nov 13, 2013 20:14
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DoktorLoken posted:I'm WI ARNG. You're correct, no airborne units in this state. I think Indiana or Michigan have some sort of airborne units in addition to the SF guys in Chicago. Michigan had an airborne LRS company for a while but it disbanded in 2011, not sure what else would have jump status these days.
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Nov 22, 2013 04:45
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Dingleberry posted:I remember when doing training on the .50's seeing pics of what can happen if the headspace is off. The .50 brass, unsupported in the chamber can detonate with enough force to rip open your nut-sack. I'd like to think it'd be alot harder to set off a bullet itself considering they slam into the chamber with no small force when you're running the gun. The .50 on our stryker blew up one day at the range when we were deployed. I was in the back hatch just chillin and the round exploded in the gun, feed tray cover went flying, and the receiver was bent to poo poo. Felt like I got punched in the nose. They never determined if it was a headspace issue or old ammo, but the whole battalion had to switch out .50 ammo the next day. gently caress a battalion wide ammo detail.
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Booblord Zagats posted:No poo poo. One of my dad's friends and my older brother's first flight instructor flew 14's from 85-92 iirc and he is just the most chilled out loving dude. I remember helping my bother clean out his hangar and even doing some yard work for the dude. My brother was paid in flight lessons, I was paid in $50 bills. After we were done he'd tell us hosed up and amazing fleet stories while his seriously younger wife would make us sandwiches. Only fault the guy had was being a Cowboys fan gently caress you, that proves the dude was a true baller.
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quote:many of the eyewitnesses- who have been interviewed by VDC- confirmed that the most of the death cases happen almost exclusively in the first ten days of the detention life, and that whoever survives those days would be facing a slow death, usually due to chronic skin diseases or severe psychological pressure. If caro is still alive then he is so bummed right now. This report is from an opposition group, but if the eyewitness accounts are even half true fuckkkkkkkkk: http://www.vdc-sy.info/index.php/en/reports/1380463510#.U388_ijtJak
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Brown Moses posted:I put more details here in the GBS thread. I had two independent sources who had direct contact with him mid 2013 in Branch 215. Your interviews with Caro are an interesting read, this part made me lmbo: quote:I ended up at a small FOB on the Benghazi side where my sniper credentials got gut checked. They had me fire on a few stationary targets before examining my trigger finger and determining that I was indeed the real deal. I've fired a lot of rounds through a lot of platforms. Do that for long enough and you get a calloused up finger. He smiled when he felt it. You can kind of get lost in his story a bit until you read stuff like that and remember he http://brown-moses.blogspot.com/search/label/Kevin%20Dawes RichieHimself fucked around with this message at 14:32 on May 23, 2014 |
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Brown Moses posted:When all 500+ of his YouTube videos were online I checked everything he told me against the videos he filmed, and it was possible to verify he was everywhere he claimed he was. During the last few weeks of the war he was actually really close to where Gaddafi was hiding, within a few hundred meters in the end, so he got pretty far on crazy. I don't doubt he was there, but there's no way that almost all of the details aren't fabricated/embellished. Hence the quote about a calloused trigger finger, that'd be like saying "I ate so many burgers my tongue became calloused, they felt it and knew I was the one true King". Even if he shot up every bit of ammo in the country he still wouldn't have a callous on his trigger finger, that's just not a thing that can happen. Would be cool to get an opposing view of events from Caro's arch nemesis "Frank".
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genderstomper58 posted:Flight of the Intruder sucked Watched like 20 minutes of that movie once when I was baked thinking it was this one: 
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Sup Baghdad bros, I was at Victory (I think?) then Taji August 06 to November 06. We were very excited to go there instead of home after our year in Mosul.
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Didn't we used to have a 509th guy and he said it wasn't nearly as cool as it looked? I could be making that up, but it's very likely since the army is always turning gold into poo poo like a whack rear end king midas. My squad was tasked with vehicle security during my first JRTC rotation and it ruled. Towards the end of our week in "the box", our convoy was ambushed and we all died assaulting the opfor. The vehicles left us there for some reason and no one knew or cared about us enough to send someone to pick us up. An OC cruised by on an atv and gave us a box of MREs and said he'd make sure someone came for us. We built a little gypsy camp and spent the next 3 days chillin out, maxin, and relaxin all cool.
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