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John Liver
May 4, 2009

It's a good thing I'm not claustrophobic or the map of the Zero would scare the hell out of me.

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John Liver
May 4, 2009

I don't suppose anyone's heard news about this? 2013 is on the way out and we still only have two acts. :ohdear:

John Liver
May 4, 2009

The bot on the other end of the line glumly describes it as:

* A 1986 RadioShack Telephone
* In good / weird condition
* Only dials one number
* Repair is unlikely
* May have been present during emotionally difficult events

John Liver
May 4, 2009

I might also add that this ad's music is deeply, violently seventies

This music was born in the old folks' home

This music smells like dip and tastes like cheap casino carpeting

You can occasionally hear this music while flipping through Grandma's old photo album, but you can't really listen to it

This is the music that plays in the elevator after you get out of it

John Liver fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Dec 20, 2014

John Liver
May 4, 2009

I called another number that appeared on the video and got connected to the Bureau of Secret Tourism

Matthew McConaughuey talked me through my snake problems

John Liver
May 4, 2009

Superior "key-feel" and "action" make this phone a delight to operate, probably.

John Liver
May 4, 2009

"If you don't remember calling this number, press 5."

John Liver
May 4, 2009

Has anyone tried calling the extensions on that line?

E: Well, looks like it's over. I dunno who Andreas is but he just paid $307 for a pretty sweet phone

John Liver fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Dec 21, 2014

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John Liver
May 4, 2009

monster on a stick posted:

By the way - am I the only one who found episode 2 a bit annoying? I'm a completionist, and it felt like it was damned near impossible to be one without consulting a guide that lists all the stuff you can see in some exact order. I'm not talking about "collect all the feathers/flags/Riddler whatevers" but actual stuff to see and enjoy.

I haven't played 3 yet since I'm waiting for either 5 to ship or the devs to finally say "welp" since I'd already forgotten most of 1 & 2 when 3 shipped.

You could just rush through I and II again; neither of them are terribly long. I honestly think III is the best Act so far. And if you're honestly waiting till Act V ships, you may have quite a wait ahead of you...

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