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Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Summary of the 2012 thread's last 20 pages:

gently caress You Mitchell Johnson, We are entirely boned in the Ashes

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Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Auditore posted:

Good OP, I especially enjoyed the blatant Vaughan-worship and Bresnan (over)hype.

Few better off-side drivers in the world than Vaughan when he had those two or three years of supreme form

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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-Spiffy- posted:

RIP old thread. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.


Also RIP spoonboy.

New thread title is a shameless, desperate attempt to see if the thread title curse keeps up

England Moment of Failure Never Forget

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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4liters posted:

E:
which pitch are they playing on again? :stare:


Oh and SL have lost another fast bowler.

Read a shaking my head dot com dot au article about selections today:

that article posted:

"The only complicating factor was the Australian team's discovery of a green Sydney wicket on Tuesday"

:stare:

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Nice Ball Peter

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Today is the first time I've seen Bird bowl, and it's not bad at all

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Are we even serious as a cricket side

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Vagabundo posted:

Have you seen the Black Caps lately? Complain when your coach dumps a popular and talented captain due to his buddy's venal self-interests and then the team proceeds get bowled out for 45 while top scorer has only 13 runs to his name.

Honest question, no mockery: would you have said this before the South Africa series?

e: series/rout/embarrassment - I know about the captain drama and all that. Did you know: a team can be poo poo and frustrating while another team is poo poo and frustrating too

Hyperriker fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Jan 4, 2013

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Burn Down Canberra posted:

Hughes is obviously very talented and all but could this Sri Lankan attack be really considered a test to see where he is at.

Well at the moment they appear to be bowling short and wide to Phil Hughes, if you needed any kind of metric

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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dflanny posted:

Seriously, looking at those averages, could this be the worst bowling attack to ever assemble together on Australian shores?

Worst by statistics? Probably not, someone could have a look at cricinfo to be sure.

Literally the worst? Hardly! England Eeeeeengland also Hayden flat track bullied his 380 here against fuckin Zimbabwe of all the asterisks needed in the record books

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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I absolutely love that, at this point, we have no loving idea what's going to happen and everyone is making GBS threads their pants about the possible collapses and results.

This owns

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Everyone taking the cricket very seriously today I see. Good for business.

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Michael Clarke gives not one single minute gently caress about the retiring champion

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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e: holy poo poo :lol: ^^^^

Vagabundo posted:

Is that even possible?

I can only think a no-ball or quite literally the most awful fielding in cricket history (4 all run, overthrows another 4 all run, another overthrow for four)

Hyperriker fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Jan 4, 2013

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Windmill Hut posted:

How did Sydney escape this heatwave? It's even 42 degrees in Hobart (that must be their highest ever?)


e: Has international cricket ever been cancelled for it literally just being way too loving hot?

Usually when Melbourne and/or Adelaide get smashed, Sydney cops it within a few days. BOM forecast for Tuesday is 38 (so if you live in the west or southwest it's going to be too hot to breathe), and 32 on Friday - hardly what they're copping but still, the heat will get here

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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All Rounder

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Pig in the City posted:

13. 0/58. All Rounder

Future captain, selector and CEO of Cricket Australia

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Some good shots being played here by the SL players, loving glorious pull by Jayawardene an over or two ago.

I like Bird's bowling, not only does he remind me of Stuart Clark with his action and consistent length, but it just looks like he bowls a heavy ball - hits the bat hard. Good stuff.

One thing I do like about the Nine commentary is Healy's critique of Wade's keeping - I know he's a fuckwit but also he was the best keeper.

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Fanelien posted:

People actually listen to the nine commentary?

I normally get the shits with it in five seconds and turn the radio on, but I only just got home from work and I'm out the door again in half an hour or so, can't be arsed tuning in.

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Windmill Hut posted:

e: Question for people who play cricket properly/competitively: How sensitive are you to feeling an edge? If you knick it, even the faintest edge, do you always feel it in your hands?

Basically, yes you feel it. There are variables, as explained, but anything loud enough that the slips and umpire will hear, you definitely feel.

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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lmao holy gently caress matthew wade, I know top knock in the first innings but the sweep was clearly NEVER on there, 10 runs to win with like 8 days of the match left

e: I'm a fan of Richie Benaud's book, and there's and there's an audiobook floating around which I can't remember the name of with stories like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J90x9xRf24

Actually there's a video where Dickie Bird just tells stories and it's amazing, I can't find it though, I had it on VHS years ago

Hyperriker fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Jan 6, 2013

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Johnson hits the winning runs instead of Hussey

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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dflanny posted:

To give the benefit to Johnson, he just tried to defend it but Hussey was very keen for the single.

(yes I know) Don't rob me of any chance to lay poo poo into Johnson you heathen :argh:

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Pig in the City posted:

Wow. God drat. So we should be looking at a maturing side fresh out of a rebuilding phase.

Oh wait.

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Same thing happened when Lillee and Marsh retired, we were poo poo for a good while until Border, and he anchored an extremely average side until we got good under Taylor with Warne and McGrath

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Coucho Marx posted:

So it's like the mid-eighties again, only Clarke is Border and South Africa are the West Indies?

Who is Kim Hughes in this? Also which Australian fast bowler reboots Who Dares Wins after retirement?

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Mister Chief posted:

What test match do they keep on showing highlights of where Hussey hit the winning runs?

THE test match, bro

e: no not the Tied Test, the other one. No not from England 2005. No n- gently caress it.

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Welp, that's the tests done :(

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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gently caress

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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aye :(

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Largepotato posted:

Either Alligators and Arseholes or Dingoes and Dropkicks by Max Walker.

They're both real beauties.

Thanks very much Maxie, good afternoon to youuuu and to everyone

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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serious gaylord posted:

They're bringing Haddin is a specialist batsmen? LOL

I just read this and read it again and read it about five times

I still don't understand

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Cat Terrist posted:

FC ave of 66 this season. Yeah unfortunantly he's genuinely better than almost all the alternatives.

Aussie batting options really are that hosed up

this is so hosed up, i'm crying and throwing furniture

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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that w is Cowan running himself out

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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nuke england just after the australia team plane lands

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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baked posted:

So there's an ODI v Sri Lanka today. Does anyone give a gently caress?

...is there?

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Tony A. Butt posted:

Ian Healy is wrong.

This is just as plausible as any other

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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I loving love great left-arm pacemen who can swing it, few better than Vaas, I remember he had Gilchrist's number in particular

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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gently caress we're poo poo

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Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

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Scylo posted:

Squad for the next two games

Clarke (C), Bailey, Doherty, Henriques, Hughes, D.Hussey, Johnson, Maxwell, McKay, Starc, Wade & Warner

I think this is the A team? I don't even know

:lol:

gently caress

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