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And Julia Gillard in Grandstand out of nowhere. I love Grandstand.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2013 05:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:40 |
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She is. edit: apparently she's been dating Starc for a few years. double edit: apparently Fields is our wicketkeeper and captain, Healy is a keeper too though. Coucho Marx fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jan 5, 2013 |
# ¿ Jan 5, 2013 23:05 |
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We could always play him as a specialist batsman at six! Get more of his silly 135kph balls too.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 01:06 |
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Bird seems ok.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 02:27 |
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Weird giving it to Lyon, I'd have bet Warner or maybe Siddle.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 06:03 |
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Clarke is now the last player left in the Test team who took part in the 06/07 Ashes (or second-last, Johnson was 12th man). What a difference six years makes.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 06:14 |
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Just rough figures (and not counting Johnson), but Clarke was the only player under 30 in the side. The next youngest player was Lee, who was 30. Warne was the oldest at 37. There was really no smooth transition from one generation to the next; we lost a bunch of great players in quick sucession, and a bunch of newbies were left to flail around with the remnants holding on. Not that it's any sort of excuse. It's interesting to see what effect it's had on the team, and somebody must have seen it coming after the retirements.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 06:37 |
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So it's like the mid-eighties again, only Clarke is Border and South Africa are the West Indies?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 06:50 |
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At least he's better with the gloves than Wade. edit: I never thought I'd say that about Haddin.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2013 10:38 |
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Can Wade ever properly catch a delivery? Was Haddin ever this bad at collecting?
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2013 05:30 |
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Lyon bowls Tendulkar, Indian tears incoming
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2013 05:53 |
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Well, there go the openers.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2013 05:23 |
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http://1tvlive.in/live-streaming-india-vs-australia-2ndtest-match-2013/ If the game gets boring, the Indian ads are at least fun to watch.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2013 05:27 |
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Mister Chief posted:I turned it on and all I see are some Aussie cunts sitting in a news room. As an Australian, I don't think I've ever seen non-oval office Australians in a newsroom
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2013 10:50 |
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Pattinsons looks like a serial killer.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2013 11:00 |
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Hyperriker posted:Phil Hughes is not surviving the first session. How is he dismissed? Easily?
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 11:10 |
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Smith you gently caress, you were looking so good.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 11:36 |
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fffffffffffffffuck.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 11:38 |
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Australian Moment of Failure
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 11:51 |
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-Spiffy- posted:TMS is good commenatary, I swear Blowers is not real. He's like some sort of comedic impression of an Englishman. He can't be real, can he...?
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 12:56 |
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MARRY ME AGAR edit: the Bell one looked like it was coming on straight and low enough, not moving far enough to miss. But whatever.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 14:15 |
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It really obviously deviates on the replay, and there is a spot of heat. It was really out.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 17:33 |
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Yup, short of some sort of Agar/Hughes heroics (and we all know Agar's gonna be bounced by Broad and Anderson every ball) we are hosed.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 17:45 |
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Seams posted:Can Bell and Agar share player of the match accolades? Apparently, Cowan has spent most of this match throwing up at the hotel (which is why Warner was seen fielding)(is it possible to get Delhi Belly in England?). His daughter had the same illness and was hospitalized for it (probably dehydration). Clarke, however, has no loving excuse. Drop him.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2013 12:47 |
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Is there anyone who's actually a longer-term captaincy prospect? Clarke's back isn't good, and Watson's fragile. Haddin's at the end of his career, Cowan might not last in the side, Hughes is a nervous wreck, and Smith, ha ha. Shame about Paine, wasn't he tauted as a possible captain before his injury? So I guess Wade then. gently caress.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2013 12:57 |
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edit: whoops double phone posting.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2013 12:57 |
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Test Cricket,
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2013 18:57 |
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Shmoses posted:Cracking day for Clarke - getting Watson on early was smart, keeping Smith on and eschewing the new ball was genius I get the feeling that if Clarke was captaining the English side this test would be halfway done already, and England probably would have won Trent Bridge by an innings. Their death bowling was almost their undoing.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2013 22:13 |
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I mean, I knew we'd be poo poo, but... it's spreading
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2013 19:12 |
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Mister Chief posted:What side do you think he'll be playing for exactly? Australia are loving poo poo and he is an option that should be looked at. Or maybe you're right and Australia should stick with a team of players who have been given ample opportunities and have failed to deliver. Or just accept the horrible truth that this is the best team available.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2013 09:03 |
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Hyperriker posted:TMS lost their poo poo over that shot "He's a muppet" "More brains in a chocolate frog!"
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2013 12:12 |
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Boycott sounds like an angry uncle.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2013 12:21 |
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Nice shot, now off you Trott.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2013 11:44 |
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"You can't swim, can you, Geoffrey?" "No, but the fish can't bat, so we're square, aren't we?"
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2013 14:29 |
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Would it actually be a good idea to enforce the follow-on? The bowlers would be exhausted. All I can picture is Harris suddenly snapping in two as he hits the turf. (A part of him manages to hit Watson, who proceeds to shatter like glass)
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2013 18:05 |
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England torn apart by vicious
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2013 17:38 |
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Oh Clarke, you loving muppet.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2013 03:48 |
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Feral Jesus posted:Because he might some times get out cheaply? Because he's been poo poo ever since he moved there.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2013 03:50 |
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dupersaurus posted:That is good to hear. Although fried chicken and biscuits sounds like a perfect cricket-watching meal. I'm doing fish and chips, and beer. I'm also probably going to stop watching
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2013 04:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:40 |
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Lionel Richie posted:DON'T PANIC ROAR FOR ENGLAND
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 11:03 |