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Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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And Julia Gillard in Grandstand out of nowhere.

I love Grandstand.

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Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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She is.

edit: apparently she's been dating Starc for a few years.

double edit: apparently Fields is our wicketkeeper and captain, Healy is a keeper too though.

Coucho Marx fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jan 5, 2013

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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We could always play him as a specialist batsman at six! Get more of his silly 135kph balls too.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Bird seems ok.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Weird giving it to Lyon, I'd have bet Warner or maybe Siddle.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Clarke is now the last player left in the Test team who took part in the 06/07 Ashes (or second-last, Johnson was 12th man). What a difference six years makes.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Just rough figures (and not counting Johnson), but Clarke was the only player under 30 in the side. The next youngest player was Lee, who was 30. Warne was the oldest at 37. There was really no smooth transition from one generation to the next; we lost a bunch of great players in quick sucession, and a bunch of newbies were left to flail around with the remnants holding on.

Not that it's any sort of excuse. It's interesting to see what effect it's had on the team, and somebody must have seen it coming after the retirements.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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So it's like the mid-eighties again, only Clarke is Border and South Africa are the West Indies?

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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At least he's better with the gloves than Wade.

edit: I never thought I'd say that about Haddin.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Can Wade ever properly catch a delivery? Was Haddin ever this bad at collecting?

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Lyon bowls Tendulkar, Indian tears incoming

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Well, there go the openers.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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http://1tvlive.in/live-streaming-india-vs-australia-2ndtest-match-2013/

If the game gets boring, the Indian ads are at least fun to watch.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Mister Chief posted:

I turned it on and all I see are some Aussie cunts sitting in a news room.

As an Australian, I don't think I've ever seen non-oval office Australians in a newsroom

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Pattinsons looks like a serial killer.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Hyperriker posted:

Phil Hughes is not surviving the first session. How is he dismissed?

Easily?

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Smith you gently caress, you were looking so good.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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fffffffffffffffuck.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Australian Moment of Failure

:negative:

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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-Spiffy- posted:

TMS is good commenatary, I swear Blowers is not real.

He's like some sort of comedic impression of an Englishman. He can't be real, can he...?

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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MARRY ME AGAR

edit: the Bell one looked like it was coming on straight and low enough, not moving far enough to miss. But whatever.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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It really obviously deviates on the replay, and there is a spot of heat. It was really out.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Yup, short of some sort of Agar/Hughes heroics (and we all know Agar's gonna be bounced by Broad and Anderson every ball) we are hosed.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Seams posted:

Can Bell and Agar share player of the match accolades?

just to clarify: the only Australian player who didn't really contribute this match was Cowan, right?

edit: and Clarke lol

Apparently, Cowan has spent most of this match throwing up at the hotel (which is why Warner was seen fielding)(is it possible to get Delhi Belly in England?). His daughter had the same illness and was hospitalized for it (probably dehydration).

Clarke, however, has no loving excuse. Drop him.

:negative:

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Is there anyone who's actually a longer-term captaincy prospect? Clarke's back isn't good, and Watson's fragile. Haddin's at the end of his career, Cowan might not last in the side, Hughes is a nervous wreck, and Smith, ha ha. Shame about Paine, wasn't he tauted as a possible captain before his injury? So I guess Wade then.

gently caress.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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edit: whoops double phone posting.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Test Cricket, Best Cricket Weirdest Cricket...?

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Shmoses posted:

Cracking day for Clarke - getting Watson on early was smart, keeping Smith on and eschewing the new ball was genius

I get the feeling that if Clarke was captaining the English side this test would be halfway done already, and England probably would have won Trent Bridge by an innings. Their death bowling was almost their undoing.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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I mean, I knew we'd be poo poo, but... it's spreading :stare:

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Mister Chief posted:

What side do you think he'll be playing for exactly? Australia are loving poo poo and he is an option that should be looked at. Or maybe you're right and Australia should stick with a team of players who have been given ample opportunities and have failed to deliver.

Or just accept the horrible truth that this is the best team available.

:negative:

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Hyperriker posted:

TMS lost their poo poo over that shot "He's a muppet"

"More brains in a chocolate frog!"

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Boycott sounds like an angry uncle.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Nice shot, now off you Trott.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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"You can't swim, can you, Geoffrey?"

"No, but the fish can't bat, so we're square, aren't we?"

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Would it actually be a good idea to enforce the follow-on? The bowlers would be exhausted. All I can picture is Harris suddenly snapping in two as he hits the turf.

(A part of him manages to hit Watson, who proceeds to shatter like glass)

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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England torn apart by vicious lion Lyon :ohdear:

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Oh Clarke, you loving muppet.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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Feral Jesus posted:

Because he might some times get out cheaply?

Because he's been poo poo ever since he moved there.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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dupersaurus posted:

That is good to hear. Although fried chicken and biscuits sounds like a perfect cricket-watching meal.

I'm doing fish and chips, and beer.

I'm also probably going to stop watching

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Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

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ROAR FOR ENGLAND

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