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KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Cowcatcher posted:

Because of xenophobic elitism of Western European/North American posters that makes people view Serbs as grotesque nationalist caricatures that everyone can make fun of and feel better about themselves

lol just kidding, it's the clay thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXpj3x2oLho

How could you not make fun of Serbia?

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KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:

That guy really doesn't like CK2+.

It's not one guy's opinion, it's pretty much the collected opinion of the threads. I think the CK2+ part was put in when Wiz wasn't updating much and Prince and the Thane/Balansegang were doing really interesting stuff.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

DrSunshine posted:

What?? How do you even make a very abstracted grand strategy game like Sengoku or any other Paradox game into a hentai game? Games with 3-d models I can imagine, like all those perverted mods for Skyrim and such, but this is just silly!

Sengoku Rance is basically a combination between a SPRG and a visual novel. It's far from being a 'Rape Simulator', stop sounding like Fox News :v:
It's full of porn because that's how japanese doujin games work.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

DrSunshine posted:

Oh. I mistakenly thought it was a mod for Sengoku.

Nah, the Sengoku mod is just a standard paradox game mod, kind of in the line of Wiz's stuff. It just adds the option of replacing sengoku's 'amazing' portrait system with animé as hell pictures like

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Darkrenown posted:

I can tell our web person, but where do you mean exactly? If I hit the FB button on the right it seems to show in English ok.

The like button under Share This is in swedish.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

nothing to seehere posted:

Also, should I start with any mods or learn vanilla first?

New Nations Mod doesn't really alter game balance, it just adds some nice stuff. Other than that, the only mod I really like is /vg/'s Napoleon's Legacy mod, pictured below. Divergences used to be the cool thing for base vicky, not sure about the AHD port.



APD makes Vicky significantly easier with its changes to the economy, but it's also an enjoyable experience, though maybe only after you learn the game.

KoldPT fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Feb 3, 2013

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Shorter Than Some posted:

Uh Ok... I didn't realise it was such a sore issue.

Balkan nationalism is *always* a sore issue. Go look up a tangentially related youtube video and stare at some comments (for example, Iron Maiden's Alexander the Great, or any of the tupac serbia videos).

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Raw_Beef posted:

I still play AOD. Am i the only one? Should i just get Hoi3 and move on?

Finally beat the alt-history scenario as the CSNA. Felt bad because every government left on earth was national socialist.

Most people moved to Darkest Hour. HOI3 is very... divisive.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Coolodile posted:

Truly the answer is somewhere in the middle. :smug:

You mean somewhere in the right.



SOCIALISM IS EVIL

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

podcat posted:

Not to hate, but it seems to me that many of you guys are dissing Sengoku without actually playing it. Its not as deep as our other games but a few playthroughs are fun if you like war. I don't think it deserves the reputation it has on these forums.

I feel like it's a game with a niche targeting that did its job: beta some concepts for CK2 and fund its development. It clearly worked, because CK2 was your best game ever on release :)
There's just not really that much reason to play it these days - of course, if it's free it's a different story.

Has the pricing/release date for HoD been announced yet? Or is it just Q1 2013, ??? dollars?

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Farecoal posted:

This may too specific, but does anybody know how to avoid the coup by the National-Radicals when you form the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in Kaiserreich?

You could look up the event files and see what options there are. It's up to you just how cheat-y that would be, though.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
My download is almost finished, can't wait to play!

It was probably not my best idea to buy (preorder, too!) a game based on a period of history which I don't really like, but oh well. What's the best beginner nation, France?

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
Hearts of Napoleon trip report: It's very, very fun!

So far the only counterintuitive thing seems to be sending your men into a meatgrinder actually boosts your research speed. I think it's so nations that are losing can catch up, but... :v:

It does have that magical paradox balance, where you're going to be incredibly bored if you have to fight Great Britain, and accomplish nothing of note. I was playing as Spain, and got called into the franco-english war (which, by the way, has been going on NONSTOP from game start.) Took Gibraltar, beat up some of their alies, the usual... and still only have 0% war score. Yeah. On the bright side, France ate almost all of Two Sicilies, which allowed me to pick up Sardinia from Piedmont and about half of Sicily from Sicily. Now I just need to figure out how to get out of this war so I can backstab the poo poo out of Napoleon and win the game.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
How do you deal with the UK in MoTE? The wooden wall strategy pretty much means you can't touch them, other than maybe gibraltar/malta, and they don't seem to want to peace out with me. I think I'm just gonna start as a more central nation like Prussia now that I've figured out the game a bit.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
Right, I'm buying Heart of Darkness.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Darkrenown posted:

"courage push the bravery" was from Iron Cross, right? You know, a game not made by us. Don't let that slow down your criticism of first draft text in a beta screenshot by non-native English speakers though.
It's not criticism as much as it is our way to show love.
I mean, who could seriously complain about "Capitalists builds a factroy"? :haw:

e: seconding the MoTE text being amazing, it's pretty much THE best innovation in that game.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
Has anyone played MASTERS OF THE WORLD: GEOPOLITICAL SIMULATOR 3!!! here?

It seems like a vaguely interesting game.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

YF-23 posted:

Could easily be 4chan as well, there's always a dedicated grand strategy thread over there.

They're not really that bad, compared to the worst parts of the paradox forums.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
Reading that BGamer interview with Ubik made me personally offended, as someone who used to buy BGamer religiously when he was a kid.

loving Ubik, man. We really needed a good indie developer to 'kickstart' our indie scene, but noooooo. What does Sweden have that we don't :colbert:

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Rejected Fate posted:

Yeeeeeeeep, think that did it. Thanks.

So what's the usual mod for V2? I know A Pop Divided is mentioned in the OP but I see NNM used a lot too. Also, is trying to start a game with Persia foolhardy?

There's no reason to play without NNM, as it doesn't really change up balance all that much. PDM is significantly more complex, and many people don't really like it.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
http://www.gamefly.co.uk/Download-Europa-Universalis-III-Chronicles/5002834/

Free EU3! (Thanks ChrisAsmadi on the steam thread)

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Darkrenown posted:

What effect, beyond a growing sense of horror in the player, would this have on the game though? Did people in Britain overthrow the government in disgust? Did the other Great powers band together to end the UK's reign of terror? Was it even a political or international issue? Is there any benefit at all to adding a "Starve the Indians" decision granting 5000 grain in your stockpiles, -25% indian pop growth, and a popup saying you are a terrible person (or "YOU are the Heart of Darkness!")? I'm not sure why you bring it up.

Even if there WAS such a benefit, I feel like it's the realm of things that can be done by the modding community. With one as active as paradox's, I think it'd be pretty reasonable for a 'realistic' mod to show up eventually. Victoria 2 : The Line, I guess.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Beamed posted:

drat, that could just mean they're both Portuguese and not the same person. Still, here's hoping. :v:

Yes, as is known we have one IP address for the whole of Lisbon :v:

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
http://www.digitallydownloaded.net/2013/04/interview-paradox-interactive-on.html

The most surprising thing about this interview: Someone's favorite paradox game is Sengoku.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
How is it possible to have fun playing Greece in Vicky 2? So far it seems to me that all you can do is sit on your hands and hope Russia spheres you and you can use them against the turks.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Wolfgang Pauli posted:

*edit*
Holy poo poo these are real decisions from the Napoleon's Legacy mod. What the gently caress. :toxx: :smithicide:


They're not supposed to be nice decisions :v:

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

AtomikKrab posted:

Zorak Nixed the LPing HoD until the three months timer is up. :sigh:

July 16th is the earliest.

That seems kinda dumb, since the Paradox forums have constant LPs of these games, even before they're out!

Would it be cool if one of the Paradox guys gave their okay?

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012


Heh.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Darkrenown posted:

I hadn't even heard Nintendo had done anything, but then again I had nothing to do with this either. As far as I know, a while back some VLP makers asked about making money from their Youtube videos and/or Youtube starting removing some, so Publishing thought about it for a bit and decided to hand out a general pass. Here's the announcement thread if you;d like to read it:
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?671169-Monetizing-from-Youtube-videos-containing-Paradox-Interactive-material!

Yeah I found it on one of the RPS guys' twitters, probably as a response to the whole Nintendo thing.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.419802641388539.85714.143379419030864&type=1

:negative:

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Raserys posted:

If I recall, there's also a decision as Greece to "Remove Kebab".

Really though, the AI will never enact it, so the only way it can happen is if the player does it. At that point, you have only yourself to blame for imaginary genocide :v:

Plus it's the only sane way these things *could* be handled in a Paradox game: no real bonuses for the player.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
Hey Darkrenown/Wiz/Johan/Podcat, have you gotten your artist dudes to draw up some cards for CK2 yet?

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Tomn posted:

As if Paradox nationalism wasn't enough, now we're going to bring football hooliganism into the mix as well. This is going to result in some truly mad explosions of outrage over who ought to play for where and debates over who could beat who.




:getin:

Iberia would have dominated the last 10 years or so. :smaug:

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Fintilgin posted:

I'm actually a little tempted to find my original EUIII install disc and do a mini-retrospective before EUIV comes out about how far EUIII came.

I'm also having choice paralysis about picking a nation for my final farewell game of EUIII. :unsmith:

The Big Blue Blob is the best choice, and you know it. For both the retrospective and the final game.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

A Buttery Pastry posted:

The really important question is; are you going to pressure the rest of the team into including Historically Accurate Pirates in future patches?

Patches? Why wouldn't you monetize HAPP?

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
Eurobros: picking the game up off Amazon is significantly cheaper, and all you need is a fake USA address.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
Oh my god Wiz, I love you. I'm throwing my wallet at amazon right now.

Has there been any info on what kind of DLC is planned in future? I assume it's a CK2 system where you have smaller modular DLCs instead of an expansion, but will they be focused on expanding the range of playable nations or improving play quality/depth for already playable ones?

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

pdxjohan posted:

Links? I just find it funny if people complain getting items worth 57€ (yes, i know ck2 has been on sale before) for free when buying something for 40€.

I'd honestly understand if this was a case like the recent Brave New World debacle where they gave copies of vanilla Civ IV to people who had preordered it, but CK2 is a fantastic game without any DLC. If this was Vicky 2, HoI3 or even EU3 without their expansions, they might have had a point.

Really, if you're playing an european leader, as I'm sure most people are, you only really need Legacy of Rome, because retinues are very powerful. Other than that, it's just optional content by anyone's definition.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Puella Magissima posted:

Ah, I see. I console converted to it, and there were holy sites and a description, but no option to reform or modifiers. How disappointing.

You can always go all Julian the Apostate on everyone's asses.

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KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Beamed posted:

On the other hand, have you played with Historical Anything on?

Historical Lucky Nations is ok. Not like Random will change much.

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