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Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2013 21:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 22:25 |
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Even Spartacus knows who the true star of the show is. I am so pumped for Friday.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2013 15:32 |
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^^Yes, but is he a bad enough dude to save Rome from Spartacus's ravaging hordes? Loved the cheesy sound effect when Sparty raised the Roman standard. This is shaping up to be a great season.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 16:12 |
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richardfun posted:At one point during the 4way, I felt like I was actual porn for a second and expected to see them actually having sex... I was kinda disappointed we didn't get to see Gannicus's cock. This show usually isn't shy about nudity, but the menage a quatre had next to none.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 22:59 |
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SaltLick posted:It always confused me that the money shot is a lot of dudes favorite part of a porno Men like the money shot because its the only time during coitus you can high-five your bros.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2013 00:37 |
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The guy who walked up to Crixus with his dick out? There's something wrong with you guys if you thought that was prosthetic.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2013 01:52 |
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Scuzzywuffit posted:Although to be fair, the person telling him it was a bad idea was using the reason "Your dad said not to" rather than any of the reasons you listed. I don't think it was that unreasonable to not worry about things like uniting the two factions when he had such a significant numbers advantage over both parties combined, although the boat thing remains a fairly significant issue. That, and the kid had no idea Spartacus was down there. Tibby was willing to give away the element of surprise and lose a bunch of his men to kill a handful of slaves and pirates. That's a stupid move regardless.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2013 01:32 |
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I'm so glad this show is back. I was worried after GotA and Season 2 that the show was slipping, but holy poo poo these last few episodes were as good as anything from the first season. Science posted:How is every other woman in Spartacusville not preggers? Lots of oral, apparently.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2013 16:21 |
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etalian posted:
I thought they covered that last season by having Crixus leading his own band of merry men until he and Sparty teamed up to free Naevia.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2013 19:20 |
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The show has always been biased against sword and shield characters. Spartacus sucked too before he switched to a duel-wielding build.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2013 01:28 |
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Conquistador posted:I thought about this, I kinda figured that he saved him because Nemetes was aware that Caesar saw him being attacked, and if he were to survive it would have been hard to answer why he didn't step in. As cool as Caesar's wicked rad knife throw was, he's supposed to be a shepherd with no formal combat training. Kinda strange that his actions didn't raise any eyebrows among the people who were specifically looking for signs that he was a Roman spy.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2013 23:55 |
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Would a bastard have any legal rights if there were legitimate male heirs, though?hollylolly posted:not to mention how on earth would that work? She bears Crassus a baby and then his wife raises it? Yup. If Crassus's wife is barren, she can enter into an arrangement with the slave to have a child in her place.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2013 00:44 |
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Don't worry guys, I got this. *stabs unarmed woman while his friends are being massacred by Gannicus* Rocksicles posted:Caesar's slavesome girl was outstanding... need a gif of her. Naked women: the sexiest blocking device.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 16:33 |
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Fragmented posted:Why is everyone calling him Brad Caesar. I know. Julius Pitt rolls off the tongue so much better.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 21:48 |
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etalian posted:So many leads on the show must have found the fountain of youth too, like Peter Mensah and Manu Bennet. Believe it or not, men don't stop being good looking when they turn 30.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2013 21:03 |
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Isn't it a little cold for everybody to be walking around wearing nothing but their loinclothes? I mean, I like ogling the boys as much as the next guy, but people are literally freezing to death. You'd think Sparty could dig up a few fur chaps for his generals. Also, did anyone else almost fall out of their seat when they did the camera roll? (the cinematography in this show is incredible)
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 19:47 |
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Robert Analog posted:Are you talking about that Matrix freeze/rotate thing they've been using this season? No, the part where the camera rolled along with Spartacus. The bullet time severed head reveal was pretty inspired, though.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 20:27 |
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the posted:...about 523423 "nagron" gif compilations. drat you for making me search "Nagron." One question, why are there so many drawings of Agron and Nasir in thongs as children On the plus side, I did see THIS WONDERFUL IMAGE OF LUGO, so the horror of baby's first gay sex was almost worth it.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 23:44 |
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There's definitely a weird disconnect I have seeing Spartacus and Agron with their shirts on. Its like I know these are buff, awesome dudes, but they look so puny and normal wearing clothes that I'm thrown every time I see them outside the show.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2013 03:21 |
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Also don't click that spoiler link. I wish I hadn't and now I don't know if I even want to see what happens. Please stop hyping the spoiler link guys. All this talk just makes me want to click it more!
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2013 23:07 |
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Given all that happened this episode, let's not forget the amazing labor scene. "Push!" "I can't, it's too hard." "YOU WILL DO AS YOU'RE TOLD." "Congratulations, you have a healthy baby boy. Let's all hope he doesn't become a rapist." Forum Actuary posted:His death was seriously hard to watch. Crixus's death was the first time I reacted viscerally to a character's death since Spartacus was forced to kill Varro (which makes sense, I guess, since both deaths were about a vastly superior force using its power to utterly crush a likable underdog).
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 15:28 |
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Crixus R.I.P.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 20:53 |
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VampiricGiraffe posted:I don't know why people are always railing against her acting. I don't like the character at all but you're not supposed to. It'd be lovely acting if you liked her or were indifferent. The biggest problem for me is that there's nothing of the old Naevia in the new Naevia and that makes it hard for me to think of her as the same character.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 23:10 |
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savinhill posted:I can no longer refer to the day after tomorrow as "Good Friday" after finding out that Spartacus will not be airing. Holy poo poo, without the two week-long breaks Spartacus would have been crucified on Good Friday.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2013 22:48 |
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I don't think we're supposed to hate Naevia; we just do because she's a poorly written and acted character. I definitely blame the producers more than the actress because she really wasn't given a character arc after her rape tour of Rome. She became this one-note angry, aggressive person and its hard, as a viewer, to understand why she commands so much affection from Crixus. It would've been nice if we got to see her soften over the years and had some insight into her relationship with Crixus aside from their sexual escapades.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2013 17:22 |
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CODChimera posted:I'm not looking forward to this final episode at all. Abandon all hope. Steven DeKnight posted:I think the finale encapsulates everything that we loved doing with this show. It has the romance, it has the amazing action, but it has an emotional core. It is just a gut-wrenching story, the way it unfolds. And I think the last two scenes of the finale are as powerful as anything we've ever done.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2013 21:59 |
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vyst posted:You should go check out the Ellen May pages in the Justified thread. In all fairness, every character on Justified pronounces Ellie Mae differently. There's only one pronunciation of Agron, and its spelling is phonetic, so there is no excuse.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 21:07 |
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Bro tag best tag.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2013 18:44 |
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The Bringer of Rain:
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 01:30 |
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bobkatt013 posted:Then later on in the arena he sees one of his executioners with a red serpent on his shield when he is on his knees almost dead, and Spartacus gets up and kills them all So that's why Spartacus wore snake armor all season! I was wondering if there was some significance to his sigil. bobkatt013 posted:Oh ya I also like how they made Pompey the worst roman, as his victory was not against the Gladiators, it was against the women and children. "I routed Spartacus and his forces in the north."
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 23:05 |
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Fun fact: the prosthetic tongue used during one particularly gruesome arena fight was nicknamed the "Michael Douglas."
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2013 22:48 |
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The blu-rays already have the extended episodes on them. Unless you see any evidence to the contrary, its a safe bet that Starz is just airing the normal blu-ray versions of the episodes rather than the original broadcast versions.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2013 22:01 |
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etalian posted:Yeah it also explands the motivations of all the other characters such as why Ashur had such a big feud with Crixus and also why Solonius is at odds with Batatius. One could argue all those relationships didn't need expanding and he'd be right. However, the prequel is worth watching for Gannicus because, unlike every other thing in the prequel, his character and initial motivation aren't really explored in the numbered seasons.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 00:18 |
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Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale present: Daredevil: Greenscreen
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# ¿ May 24, 2014 23:54 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Nothing is worse than that Senator's kid who forced Sparty to kill Varo. gently caress that kid Eh, I can forgive that kid because he did it for pussy. Crassus' son is just a dick.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 13:58 |
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Syndication censorship update, courtesy of the AV Club:quote:Syfy Slice-And-Dice: This is one of the most re-edited episodes yet, with many scenes reframed or edited to remove female nudity. For example, during Licinia’s mask selection, CGI tunics are added to some of the slaves and Mira’s scenes with Spartacus are reframed and feature CGI-heightened shadows. Lucretia’s milk bath scene is reframed similarly, the slaves preparing Spartacus for his rendezvous with Ilithyia are cleverly cut around or have CGI breast bands added, and in their encounter, Ilithyia’s hair is lengthened to cover her nipples. An extra curtain is added across the reveal of the golden Spartacus, to obscure the episode’s only full-frontal male nudity, and their sex scene is chopped up considerably, with a commercial break added after Ilithyia’s walk towards Spartacus; the entire sequence edited down considerably, greatly diminishing its effectiveness. Batiatus’ rape of his slave is also cut entirely, as are a few other lines of dialogue, mostly for swearing.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 21:50 |
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Bee tee dubs, the whole series is coming to Netflix next month.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2015 19:02 |
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I was just rewatching War of the Damned and in the third or fourth episode there is a little piano thing that plays when Ceasar and The Mad oval office are baiting Crixus into killing the Romans. I don't have a point, its just an eerily effective and cool musical cue that's unlike anything else in the series that I thought worth mentioning.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 23:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 22:25 |
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Loomer posted:Is he, though? Like, I don't remember being wowed by his dong. Me either, but then, being a grower myself, I'm willing to give flaccid dongs the benefit of the doubt.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 16:19 |