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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The Eagle club knocking the guy's loving jawbone clear off his face was A++++.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 04:47

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:17

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

"Who is with you? WHO IS WITH YOU?"

"Death."

*jowl stab*

:drat:

# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 06:03

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

So I guess a couple people died this episode, huh?

That would be an accurate statement.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 22:53

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Hughmoris posted:

Every time I see Crassus, I see Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

We'll see if there's a C.R.A.S.S.U.S. system unveiled this season.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2013 09:14

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Wandle Cax posted:

In command of what?

The Rythym Nation

# ¿ Feb 2, 2013 10:29

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I'm just bummed we won't get to see the "Alea iacta est" version of Caesar in this show.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2013 00:26

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

bobkatt013 posted:

We might if we get the spinoff. Man a Gaul War in the style of Spartacus would be amazing.

I'd watch the everloving poo poo out of that show. Then i'd go back and watch it again.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2013 00:29

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Marcus Licinius Crassus & Gaius Julius Caesar: Best Friends Forever

Whatcha gonna do when Legionmania runs wild on YOU, brother?

# ¿ Feb 3, 2013 07:22

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

There have been 3 episodes thus far this season.

Bodycount? 166.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2013 10:47

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

In ancient Rome, the key to survival was having a micropenis.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2013 05:10

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Man, rock paper scissors was hardcore back in the day.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2013 06:08

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that the people on the show are actually having sex during the sex scenes.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2013 08:53

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The spinoff shall be Caesar & Crassus: Cool Dudes Forever, featuring a ton of highfives, lowfives, bloody blowjobs and slow motion decimations.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2013 11:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Rocksicles posted:

there has to be a big "I'm Spartacus" moment

The time is now for Kirk Douglas to reprise his role.

96 year old Kirk Douglas.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2013 16:18

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Gannicus: A total bro.

Crixus (feat. Naevia): ANTI-BRO

No more forearm bro shakes for you, Crixus, you dipshit.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Mar 2, 2013

# ¿ Mar 2, 2013 09:03

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Little Caesar had made a deal with Mike Ilitch to provide Spartacus & Pals with 10,000 Hot 'n Ready pizzas, in an attempt to try and trick them into opening the front gate to the city during the delivery phase.

It didn't go as planned.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Mar 2, 2013

# ¿ Mar 2, 2013 13:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Science posted:

So can we assume that Crassus Junior dies next episode? He's no Naevia, but he's definitely on my list of characters that I want to see die.

I predict terrible things for Lil' Crassus, especially after that rapist hissyfit he threw this episode. What a scumbag.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2013 16:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Hopefully Agron and/or Nasir form the Free Bro Army after Spartacus and the others get slaughtered.

Bro Handshakes all over the world, dude. *flexes; styles/profiles*

# ¿ Mar 3, 2013 07:46

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dantes posted:

Swearengen ! Wu ! Cocksuckers !

SAN FRANSEESKO

COCKSUCKAH

# ¿ Mar 4, 2013 08:38

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I don't think Tberius will be alive by the end of this series.

What a wretched little poo poo.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 07:13

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I demand a Spartacus'd version of the Third Crusade and King Richard the Lionheart.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2013 14:46

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

etalian posted:

Well DeKnight described his next pilot sell as a Halo type setting except with over the top Spartacus style and adult themes.

hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg

# ¿ Mar 13, 2013 01:09

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Democratic Pirate posted:

I'm currently in Las Vegas and every time I see Caesar's Palace I think of Brad Caesar owning it. He would tear poo poo up in there.

Brad Caesar would open up a sports bar called Cuntworld, featuring naked women lounging around eating grapes and whatnot.

If he approaches you and asks you to partake in said oval office(s), DO NOT SAY NO.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 05:26

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvfK2vAk5p8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYsGFCAfK1M

# ¿ Mar 15, 2013 07:52

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

^^^^^^^Sexytime is indeed one of the best cures for hypothermia, so yeah, Gannicus was just being a rad dude.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 10:09

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

maninacape posted:

Who goes first?

Naevia goes first, as a result of a dead goat being launched at her via trebuchet.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 00:38

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Things do not end well for several of our heroes, it would seem.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Mar 22, 2013

# ¿ Mar 22, 2013 09:21

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tiberius just made a serious no-no.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 03:45

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Jerkface posted:

NEW NO NO, If Tiberius cuts off your best friends head, then you get to also cut off your best friends head. NEW NO NO

Well yeah, THAT, and the whole "buttfucking Julius Caesar into blackmail" thing.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 03:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tiberius will meet his end after being buttfucked TO DEATH by a slave army horse. An ancient Rome "Mr. Hands", if you will.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 06:44

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tiberius' death should involve an Archimedes death ray in some fashion. Killed by the power of the sun!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 08:10

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

FDR wasn't confined to a wheelchair because of polio.

It was Tiberius' fault.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2013 00:28

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Malderi posted:

Prediction: Tiberius kills Spartacus in the last episode. The series ends with fade to black on his smiling, red-splattered face, standing above the corpse.

Then, in a scene that would make Caligula weep tears of joy, he sodomizes the corpse.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 23:28

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

This series ending on a historically inaccurate note, such as Spartacus using uzis and C4 to destroy the Roman legions and declare himself God-Emporer of Earth, would be awfully rad.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2013 23:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Agron no-sold a loving crucifixion.

That dude is bro as hell.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2013 07:08

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

gently caress

YOUR

MOTHERS

# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 02:34

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

RIP Castus

# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 02:36

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Noooooo Gannicus, you were my bro!

# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 02:49

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:17

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Pinwiz11 posted:

(Now, announce the cast of your next series. You know you want to bring actors over. You know you want to. Caesar and Gannicus on the same side. DO IT.)

I demand that the next series feature Manu Bennett and Liam McIntyre fighting aliens in space with lasers and robots and slow motion and nude ladies.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 03:10

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