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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Young Caesar is going to own bones. Can't wait.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





That episode was :black101: as gently caress. I am so pumped for this season.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





It always confused me that the money shot is a lot of dudes favorite part of a porno but just boners freak them out. Its weird.


Varro in the new die hard comes out next week. Hopefully that is the start of a good film career for him. Dude owns.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I hope that Sibell girl was secretly in the shadows or something and tells Gannicus what a crazy rear end in a top hat Naveia was.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I hope we see the captured Roman gladiator fights and have Tiberius fight his BFF.

It'll be very Varro-esque and I could see this newer more brutal Spartacus doing it.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





In an episode with so much brutality it was nice to have a moment of laughter with Gannicus responding with a confused "huh?" when his girlfriend was ranting in her native tongue.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Azure_Horizon posted:

First decimation, now tug-of-war. Spartacus is the most visually horrifying show on TV, and I love it while also being continuously shocked by it.

Screw betting on gladiator fights, I wanna spend my money betting on which limb pops off first! This show is absolutely brutal.


Why can't Gannicus and Ceasar just be cool bros who go around the world broing it up together in epic fashion. Under different circumstances I'm sure they would be best friends.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Cry Havoc posted:

I don't find her attractive at all, as every shot of her reminds me of this:



Hahah you rear end in a top hat.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





socialsecurity posted:

I will settle for no less then Jupiter's cock to come down from the heavens with Batiatus riding it and crushing both Crassus and Spartacus.

I'm imaging something along the lines of Dr Strangelove and I couldn't be more excited.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





So pretty much Spartacus is going to end and then at some point Be Here Now is going to follow it up semi soonish. What a horribly depressing way to go out.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





limeincoke posted:

I like how the Roman winter-warfare attire consists of throwing fur over the shoulders, while still leaving all extremities exposed, so that muscles can be seen.

If there's one thing the Romans and Nazis did right, it was having an army of steez.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I like how he just came out and said that there will be more homosexual relationships. No one gives a poo poo in the future. I'm glad that more TV is starting to go that route.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I'm loving this game of chess between Spartacus and Crassus. Each duping the hell out of each other is fun to watch. I was for sure thinking that Crixus was going to mess everything up by having another one of his tantrums.


How many times has Crixus lost to Spartacus in one on one? Dude, just give it up.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





If Kore goes up to Spartacus with some "insider information" he would be absolutely stupid to listen to it. You've been duped twice before man!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I hope in the new series they have a crazy group of people who think they are reincarnated. I need my Batiatus and Gannicus in the future.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I am the biggest dumb dumb.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





:cry:


The show really knows how to go from a ridiculously cheesy and abrupt sex scene (Spartacus) to an absolutely hosed up and abhorrent one.

I'm glad everyone at least bro'd out one last time and came to peace.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Gannicus and Spartacus are a crime fighting duo whose arch enemies are Tiberius and Rapeface. I'd watch it.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





ghouldaddy07 posted:

Well Tiberious cock blocked the audience and Ceasar from a fight with Agron/Crixus. I look forward to his demise.

I think it will make the Gannicus/Ceasar fight all the better. Ah that sweet release.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Ron Don Volante posted:

Well judging by that, it looks like one character we thought was dead gets to survive another episode.


I gotta say, I wasn't completely happy with this episode. Not just because of Crixus and Agron dying but because of the way they died. I thought it was kinda cheap for Tiberius to be the death-dealer. The series is going to end on a depressing note if they follow history, so it feels like the writers are setting up Tiberius' eventual death as some sort of satisfying counter to that. So they had him kill both characters in order to make the audience hate him even more and make the forthcoming revenge sweeter. Instead of Crixus and Agron going out in a blaze of glory, shrugging off multiple wounds to take down even more Romans before eventually succumbing, they both die in a very lame way. I think any gladiator from the original season should have a better death than that.

I think their deaths further solidify how lovely we feel for Tiberius. Two epic fights about to go down between Ceasar Agron/Crixus and he comes out of nowhere with the cheap shot.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Irish Joe posted:



Crixus R.I.P.

That entire montage was a mix between :laffo: and :black101:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Alchenar posted:

It isn't that he defeats Spartacus, it's that his appearance out of nowhere is what completely steals Crassus' thunder.

Crassus spends the entire war scheming to use his defeat of the slave army to get the glory and popularity that comes with being a successful military leader in Rome. And just as all of his plans come to fruition, Pompey fights a little battle and gets back to Rome first, where he takes all the credit and the Senate happily hand it to him (because they hate Crassus).

The question is whether or not they signpost Pompey's return next episode to push Crassus into making mistakes or whether it'll come out of nowhere (but I can't believe it won't happen - Pompey is the reason Crassus isn't a 'winner' at the end of the season).

I feel they are setting this up with him beating the poo poo out of that senator. Pompey comes out of nowhere and cleans up the slaves who escaped from the main battle and claims victory.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Argon was always as bloodthirsty as Crixus, he just didn't like the dude. I had hoped they would bro out one last time and give their playful "gently caress the Gauls" insult before running into battle together. Everyone else bro'd out why couldn't they?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Mu Zeta posted:

:psyduck:

It's not Angron, Aragon, or Argon.

Agron

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to say something.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Agron and his brother had some goofy rear end hair when they first joined. It might be harder to recognize them at first.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Robert Analog posted:

You're right, I just think Saxa is cool and deserved a conversation at least not just him showing up post-coitus and being like "yeah I'm doing her now".

Yea for a little bit it looked like both of them had kinda dropped their partying ways(kinda) and were settling down with each other. Saxa even makes a comment about how she loves him and would care a bit if he died while staying back. I really don't get this sudden change.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Nevermind.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Science posted:

Wait for the 3D version and have a friend spray you down with water during key scenes.

Now in Feel Around!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Irish Joe posted:

Holy poo poo, without the two week-long breaks Spartacus would have been crucified on Good Friday. :aaaaa:

I wonder if some random intern noticed that and said, "Uh...guys? We might want to change this."

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





maninacape posted:

So did the writers of this show apparently. A badass commander who is gay? Pffft. Why isn't he constantly flirting with Spartacus? Also, he and his partner should gossip more and talk about gay stuff. This isn't realistic at all.

But seriously, this show. Homosexuality is treated like hetero (i.e. like background noise cause this is Spartacus) so you barely notice it, and more importantly neither do the characters. Not to mention Onemaus-Melita, which I didn't even notice until I deliberately sought more examples of "rare things on TV that this show does".

Yea the only slight against homosexuality that I saw was that sometimes they would make fun of Barca or Agron for hooking up with a more boyish guy instead of some super ripped stud. Pretty minor in the grand scheme of things.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





LLJKSiLk posted:

Gods forbid his horse bucks him off. "HOLD DOWN THE HORSE!" *Whips out already erect penis*

Ah the reverse Mr Hands.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Scuzzywuffit posted:

Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

I think I could watch this all day.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I would have been kinda upset if Naevia got the killing blow on Tiberius. Her fight against Ashur was kind of a let down and to have two characters be cut down by such a weak character would have been lame. Granted what we got wasn't super amazing, but I feel it was better than what we were being led to believe.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I don't know how someone could have eyes straight out of Dune, but I really like it. Ceasar's eyes. :allears:

George H.W. Cunt fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Apr 8, 2013

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I think he was just super drunk and missed the ship.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Accretionist posted:

Ooh, you're right - At least Nasir and Acorn may have a happy ending

I really hope Aggrocrag and Nasir have a happy ending. They were always so cute together. :3:

It was also kinda nice to see Laeta come around to the rebellion fully by cheering for Crixus. Maybe Spartacus and her run off together and have an awkward "how I met your mother" story.

"So kids it was love at first face stabbing."

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Irish Joe posted:

In all fairness, every character on Justified pronounces Ellie Mae differently. There's only one pronunciation of Agron, and its spelling is phonetic, so there is no excuse.

The excuse is that one guy earlier in the thread accidentally misspelled it and the rest of us are having fun with it. :colbert:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I don't know when I began watching the show but it must have been sometime halfway through season 1. It's been a fun ride and I'm sad to see it go. Ill definitely be checking out Rome after this fr the high praise its gotten here. May our cocks rage on brothers.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

Gentlegoons, it has been a good ride. Will any of you be joining me in the Leonardo Da Vinci thread afterwards?

It looks interesting so I'll give it a go!

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





^^^https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w



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