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Young Caesar is going to own bones. Can't wait.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2013 19:52 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 22:03 |
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That episode was as gently caress. I am so pumped for this season.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2013 03:23 |
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It always confused me that the money shot is a lot of dudes favorite part of a porno but just boners freak them out. Its weird. Varro in the new die hard comes out next week. Hopefully that is the start of a good film career for him. Dude owns.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2013 00:05 |
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I hope that Sibell girl was secretly in the shadows or something and tells Gannicus what a crazy rear end in a top hat Naveia was.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2013 17:13 |
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I hope we see the captured Roman gladiator fights and have Tiberius fight his BFF. It'll be very Varro-esque and I could see this newer more brutal Spartacus doing it.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2013 18:31 |
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In an episode with so much brutality it was nice to have a moment of laughter with Gannicus responding with a confused "huh?" when his girlfriend was ranting in her native tongue.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2013 18:55 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:First decimation, now tug-of-war. Spartacus is the most visually horrifying show on TV, and I love it while also being continuously shocked by it. Screw betting on gladiator fights, I wanna spend my money betting on which limb pops off first! This show is absolutely brutal. Why can't Gannicus and Ceasar just be cool bros who go around the world broing it up together in epic fashion. Under different circumstances I'm sure they would be best friends.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 07:17 |
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Cry Havoc posted:I don't find her attractive at all, as every shot of her reminds me of this: Hahah you rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 21:11 |
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socialsecurity posted:I will settle for no less then Jupiter's cock to come down from the heavens with Batiatus riding it and crushing both Crassus and Spartacus. I'm imaging something along the lines of Dr Strangelove and I couldn't be more excited.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2013 13:27 |
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So pretty much Spartacus is going to end and then at some point Be Here Now is going to follow it up semi soonish. What a horribly depressing way to go out.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 05:47 |
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limeincoke posted:I like how the Roman winter-warfare attire consists of throwing fur over the shoulders, while still leaving all extremities exposed, so that muscles can be seen. If there's one thing the Romans and Nazis did right, it was having an army of steez.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 21:35 |
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I like how he just came out and said that there will be more homosexual relationships. No one gives a poo poo in the future. I'm glad that more TV is starting to go that route.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2013 04:16 |
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I'm loving this game of chess between Spartacus and Crassus. Each duping the hell out of each other is fun to watch. I was for sure thinking that Crixus was going to mess everything up by having another one of his tantrums. How many times has Crixus lost to Spartacus in one on one? Dude, just give it up.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 16:34 |
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If Kore goes up to Spartacus with some "insider information" he would be absolutely stupid to listen to it. You've been duped twice before man!
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2013 17:59 |
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I hope in the new series they have a crazy group of people who think they are reincarnated. I need my Batiatus and Gannicus in the future.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2013 18:53 |
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I am the biggest dumb dumb.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2013 12:29 |
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The show really knows how to go from a ridiculously cheesy and abrupt sex scene (Spartacus) to an absolutely hosed up and abhorrent one. I'm glad everyone at least bro'd out one last time and came to peace.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 05:15 |
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Gannicus and Spartacus are a crime fighting duo whose arch enemies are Tiberius and Rapeface. I'd watch it.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 05:51 |
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ghouldaddy07 posted:Well Tiberious cock blocked the audience and Ceasar from a fight with Agron/Crixus. I look forward to his demise. I think it will make the Gannicus/Ceasar fight all the better. Ah that sweet release.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 16:16 |
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Ron Don Volante posted:Well judging by that, it looks like one character we thought was dead gets to survive another episode. I think their deaths further solidify how lovely we feel for Tiberius. Two epic fights about to go down between Ceasar Agron/Crixus and he comes out of nowhere with the cheap shot.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 20:25 |
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Irish Joe posted:
That entire montage was a mix between and
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2013 21:02 |
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Alchenar posted:It isn't that he defeats Spartacus, it's that his appearance out of nowhere is what completely steals Crassus' thunder. I feel they are setting this up with him beating the poo poo out of that senator. Pompey comes out of nowhere and cleans up the slaves who escaped from the main battle and claims victory.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2013 16:44 |
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Argon was always as bloodthirsty as Crixus, he just didn't like the dude. I had hoped they would bro out one last time and give their playful "gently caress the Gauls" insult before running into battle together. Everyone else bro'd out why couldn't they?
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 13:35 |
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Mu Zeta posted:
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to say something.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 13:58 |
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Agron and his brother had some goofy rear end hair when they first joined. It might be harder to recognize them at first.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 14:28 |
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Robert Analog posted:You're right, I just think Saxa is cool and deserved a conversation at least not just him showing up post-coitus and being like "yeah I'm doing her now". Yea for a little bit it looked like both of them had kinda dropped their partying ways(kinda) and were settling down with each other. Saxa even makes a comment about how she loves him and would care a bit if he died while staying back. I really don't get this sudden change.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 19:33 |
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Nevermind.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 03:52 |
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Science posted:Wait for the 3D version and have a friend spray you down with water during key scenes. Now in Feel Around!
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 12:27 |
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Irish Joe posted:Holy poo poo, without the two week-long breaks Spartacus would have been crucified on Good Friday. I wonder if some random intern noticed that and said, "Uh...guys? We might want to change this."
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2013 22:54 |
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maninacape posted:So did the writers of this show apparently. A badass commander who is gay? Pffft. Why isn't he constantly flirting with Spartacus? Also, he and his partner should gossip more and talk about gay stuff. This isn't realistic at all. Yea the only slight against homosexuality that I saw was that sometimes they would make fun of Barca or Agron for hooking up with a more boyish guy instead of some super ripped stud. Pretty minor in the grand scheme of things.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2013 22:24 |
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LLJKSiLk posted:Gods forbid his horse bucks him off. "HOLD DOWN THE HORSE!" *Whips out already erect penis* Ah the reverse Mr Hands.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 15:39 |
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Scuzzywuffit posted:Since there's no new episode tonight, I'll be getting my Spartacus fix with this instead: I think I could watch this all day.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2013 18:47 |
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I would have been kinda upset if Naevia got the killing blow on Tiberius. Her fight against Ashur was kind of a let down and to have two characters be cut down by such a weak character would have been lame. Granted what we got wasn't super amazing, but I feel it was better than what we were being led to believe.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2013 04:29 |
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I don't know how someone could have eyes straight out of Dune, but I really like it. Ceasar's eyes.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 05:14 |
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I think he was just super drunk and missed the ship.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 13:22 |
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Accretionist posted:Ooh, you're right - At least Nasir and Acorn may have a happy ending I really hope Aggrocrag and Nasir have a happy ending. They were always so cute together. It was also kinda nice to see Laeta come around to the rebellion fully by cheering for Crixus. Maybe Spartacus and her run off together and have an awkward "how I met your mother" story. "So kids it was love at first face stabbing."
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 19:55 |
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Irish Joe posted:In all fairness, every character on Justified pronounces Ellie Mae differently. There's only one pronunciation of Agron, and its spelling is phonetic, so there is no excuse. The excuse is that one guy earlier in the thread accidentally misspelled it and the rest of us are having fun with it.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 21:16 |
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I don't know when I began watching the show but it must have been sometime halfway through season 1. It's been a fun ride and I'm sad to see it go. Ill definitely be checking out Rome after this fr the high praise its gotten here. May our cocks rage on brothers.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2013 21:50 |
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:Gentlegoons, it has been a good ride. Will any of you be joining me in the Leonardo Da Vinci thread afterwards? It looks interesting so I'll give it a go!
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 01:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 22:03 |
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^^^https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 05:08 |