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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


Actually, him singing "Sexy Boy" is better

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OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


jesus WEP posted:

Everything about it is the best but the burial of Sheamus is the extra best

The Rock (inhales deeply) SMELL LIKE COOKING!!!!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

*pointing at Shield shirt* Daniel Bryan.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Khali rules in an extremely "this guy is terrible" way.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Neodoomium posted:

Khali rules in an extremely "this guy is terrible" way.

Khali is best enjoyed in small doses. An ad here, an interference on behalf of Jinder Mahal there, then another five years of radio silence.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


I liked it when someone convinced Khali that he should climb the punjabi prison.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I like Khali in the role similar to Ron Simmons' "drat."

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011




thank you

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013




Dude, where's my calves?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006



Can I guess who won the pony?

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer


Easily the most intimidating YES chant ever.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

The icing on the whole thing was him putting the Cenation headband on upside down. Khali has comedy down.

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo

Push El Burrito posted:

Khali has comedy down.

I think he just had downs

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Grant DaNasty posted:

Can I guess who won the pony?

It’s like Trumpian levels of arrogance that they thought they’d get away with that without pissing every single fan in attendance off

Edit: wait is that an entirely different wrestling pony give-away than the one I’m thinking of??

Aesop Poprock fucked around with this message at Oct 5, 2018 around 05:12

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



I vaguely remember Cornette talking about a pony give away gimmick on an interview but it's been awhile.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006



Aesop Poprock posted:

It’s like Trumpian levels of arrogance that they thought they’d get away with that without pissing every single fan in attendance off

Edit: wait is that an entirely different wrestling pony give-away than the one I’m thinking of??

The give-away that Cornette talks about was in Richmond, Virginia, and he said it killed the town. But since this is wrestling I'm assuming none of these pony give-aways were legit.

super macho dude posted:

I vaguely remember Cornette talking about a pony give away gimmick on an interview but it's been awhile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKm8T50TfnY

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008



May I have your attention please.....

DO NOT GOOGLE SEARCH "WRESTLING PONY GIVEAWAY"

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Add pony to any google search and you're in for a world of hurt.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo54gqj...id=h7jari1co2vi

Did you know that Vitaly Klitschko is mayor of Kiev?

Sandman McMahon
Sep 6, 2011



ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

May I have your attention please.....

DO NOT GOOGLE SEARCH "WRESTLING PONY GIVEAWAY"

... why?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Clearly they want the pony to themselves!

Sandman McMahon
Sep 6, 2011



I appreciate the response j-ru, but if no body explicitly tells me why googling “WRESTLING PONY GIVEAWAY” is a bad idea, I’m just going to have to look it up myself. If I get mentally/emotionally scared I’m taking this whole old, dead and/or gay forum with me!

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

i googled "wrestling pony giveaway" and i got a lot of normal pictures. mostly of amateur high school or college wrestling. there were some My Little Pony pictures, but they weren't porn. there wasn't a single pornographic or otherwise disturbing photograph on the whole results page. i don't have any search filters turned on. this leads me to conclude that the guy who told us not to google it, is a weird sex pervert who regularly googles up images of weird porn, and google just thought he was looking for the usual weird porn he always looks for.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Looking that up I found this, which might be the worst attempt to encapsulate Mick Foley possible. I can’t even place who it looks like. Paul Newman?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

Brad Maddox at the end of a week long bender

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


jesus WEP posted:

Brad Maddox at the end of a week long bender

God knows where that baseball bat’s been!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

BITCOIN BATMAN

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

DO NOT GOOGLE SEARCH "WRESTLING PONY GIVEAWAY"
I Googled wrestling pony giveaway, Ray.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


Im disappointed, honestly. not even one horse loving vid.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


If you search long and hard enough, there is always a horse loving vid.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

May I have your attention please.....

DO NOT GOOGLE SEARCH "WRESTLING PONY GIVEAWAY"

Your search results are dictated by your browser history

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


LividLiquid posted:

I Googled wrestling pony giveaway, Ray.

I still crack up when I remember the time you googled Ultimate Surrender

Do NOT google Ultimate Surrender.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011



Jerusalem posted:

I still crack up when I remember the time you googled Ultimate Surrender

Do NOT google Ultimate Surrender.

dont kink shame

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


I still google submission sorority daily.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

BITCOIN BATMAN

Jerusalem posted:

I still crack up when I remember the time you googled Ultimate Surrender

Do NOT google Ultimate Surrender.
I wondered if I could get away with re-using the joke again all these years later, but sure enough, you busted me.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Wendell
May 11, 2003



Sting must have so many great memories of his career

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


Yeah, the real estate business can get pretty wild.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


I never did find the statue of Robocop when I was working out of Detroit so I'm super mad Sting got to hang out with the real deal.

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