The *~*NEW*~* Wrestling, MMA & Boxing Picture Thread

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Curtis of Nigeria posted:

Goldust's longevity really deserves a bump up the card and an honorary world title run. Giving him the strap just once is the rightful cap to a remarkable career.

I support this. They let loving Bradshaw hold the belt when he was getting ready to retire, don't tell me that Goldust doesn't deserve his moment in a golden shower of sunlight. He managed to get over AS GOLDUST. They were like "Go be Goldust" and he made that poo poo work so well that even 20 years later he is still beloved.

E: This isn't the questions thread!

titties fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Mar 19, 2014

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:30

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Domalom posted:

I met these guy's on Bourbon Street all weekend. They were awesome.

Met their what?

# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 02:15

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Metal Ray Sunshine posted:

Jesus Christ, those international dishes seem a little bit racist

Yes, they should definitely have included at least 12 common breakfasts from each country to avoid seeming racist.

# ¿ May 15, 2014 23:00

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

It haunts him.

Gonz posted:

He should be proud of earning a Masters in the field of Titties. That is an incredible accomplishment.

sorry I answer to no one

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 01:33

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Charles Gnarwin posted:

Because IT'S A ROCK BOTTOM

the rock BRINGS THE PARTY THAT ROCKS THE BODY

# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 21:16

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Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Appropriate for the promotion.

The half-windsor is the official uniform knot of ARE TROOPS so I'm pretty sure it is good enough for a greasy hipster.

I wish I could find pictures to illustrate, but any suit coat HHH might have worn in the late 90's was a comically huge combination of OTR and old, baggy "european style" of men's suits.

His suits fit slightly better when Evolution first started being a thing, but it's kind of amusing to see everyone in humongous suits except Flair, who obviously has the finest tailors.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 23:23

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sticklefifer posted:

Bray should lose his faith and be rehabilitated by Vince McMahon

E: scott steiner

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 23:05

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Ozz81 posted:

Watch out for HBK, then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSCoDOXSSXQ

Yeah, probably should

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 09:18

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Sum Mors posted:

I feel bad for him because he's just being... himself... but it just happens he's a super creepy guy.

titties fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Jul 20, 2015

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 22:44

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21 Hoot Salute posted:

Droz has a sweet wheelchair

I looked up an article about this and I liked how he acted like he was smoking weed to deal with spasms so that his mom doesn't get mad about it but he always looked high as gently caress on TV before his injury

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 09:07

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Aesop Poprock posted:

I'd take a 40hr a week job sucking dicks and I'd do it for free

you're hired

# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 23:18

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Lid posted:

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

E: it's rude of me to steal Shine's catchphrase and also hypocritical because I am a disgusting fatbody and also he apparently did actually work out, so instead I will say that if the Rock can have surgery to fix his tits then so can Mark Hunt

Also I think Mark Hunt would have been the second-best pro wrestling name after Matt Classic

titties fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Aug 9, 2015

# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 07:34

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ecavalli posted:

That's Scott Steiner circa August 1, 2015. Like many former greats of the squared circle, Steiner has decided to forego aging as a normal human in favor of melting like a vascular candle.

RIP The Peaks
1992 - 2015
They Were Not Normal

When they hold the service it is my hope that HHH will oversee the burial

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 22:31

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Grendels Dad posted:

I love He-Man.

When I was a kid I had all of the series 1 - 3 figures except for the battle armor He-Man and Skeletor. I had 3/4 of the series 4 figures. I had several of the vehicles, Castle Grayskull, and Snake Mountain.

When we moved from San Diego we had a big garage sale. I sold everything, 2 garbage bags full, to a fat mexican dude for $20. When my dad found out he was pissed. He said that that guy was probably going to flip them at the San Diego swap meet and triple his money.

I wish I had at least held back the mini-comics :smith:

E:

also RIP g1 Megatron, the best toy of all time

titties fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Aug 19, 2015

# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 11:21

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Gonzo McFee posted:

He looks like the fat lad from Game of Thrones.

He looks like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 20:08

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MotU posted:

Have him appear on my TV, and talk a lot and be his charming self, and maybe get FUd by the john cena but no extended programs thanks

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 02:06

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Little Mac posted:

Jack Black as Rick Steiner

Wazzu posted:

John Cena as Scott Steiner.

Scott Steiner as Vincent K. McMahon

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 00:32

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RacistGuidingLight posted:

That would be more impressive if you didn't have it in your mouth.

I think it would be less impressive tbh

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 23:26

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RacistGuidingLight posted:

Well then I'll take your word for it as the voice of experience then.

That's considerate of you and I appreciate it.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 11:12

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ZDar Fan posted:

Maybe I can help since there seems to be some confusion over who's who.

Front row: Stu and Helen Hart, Emilio Hart, Bret Hart, Terry Funk
2nd row: sportsgenius86 accompanied by 2 liches, Kevin Sullivan, Courtney Hart-Smith, Crispen Wa, Kevin Sullivan
3rd Row: Piper, Bruce Hart, Bulldog, a fan, alternate Bret Hart, Raven

titties fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Dec 21, 2015

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 01:40

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Pretty sure that's Dory Funk, not Verne Gagne

ok but the rest are accurate

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 02:59

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Sigma posted:

Oh lord, his weird inverted chest looks even weirder and more inverted.

still better than Kofi's

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 05:42

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Invalid Validation posted:

Set aside the time it was taken, they look like average guys.

No, average guys look in more-or-less in a single direction at a time.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 06:58

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Discount Trombones posted:

Chris Jericho is doing his level best.

too bad his pecs aren't

# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 15:44

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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

http://i.imgur.com/mjqkJox.gifv

I can't live in a world where total divas is not a complete work so I guesss it's nice to see the return of hla to wwf tv

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 02:14

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on the other hand, what they have in the Braun Lesnar vat will make everyone rich again so

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 22:39

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Jenny Angel posted:

I'm terrible at recognizing folks, so who are the following wrestlers:

I'm not sure about the first one but I think the second one is the gross skinny hipster that does commentary sometimes.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 01:38

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Ray The Bae is a rad name for a fat dude tbh

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 01:00

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Gavok posted:

My throat is raw from constantly talking about Haystacks Calhoun.

I appreciate your Leonard J. Ghostal costume.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 19:26

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dsriggs posted:

Ain't he great

# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 17:30

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Push El Burrito posted:

I used to have a fat stack of these trading cards when I was a kid and they were awesome, I wish I knew what had happened to them.

bradzilla posted:

pro wrestling illustrated

I still have a fat stack of these from the late 90s, along with most of the early issues of World of Wrestling and a smattering of other magazines. Once in a while I get them out and they are fun to look at.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 18:09

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They're good actually

# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 20:32

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:30

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jesus WEP posted:

Boobs are hella good

# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 14:29

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