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Wendell
May 11, 2003

LobsterMobster posted:

That was pre-Mexicution.

And post Mexicution:



I liked that beard a lot though.

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Wendell
May 11, 2003

TLM posted:

Meltzer has been telling the truth all along! Rock hasn't been on the juice, they just dropped a gamma bomb on him.

Wait, Meltzer is claiming Rock isn't using any sort of drugs? Wow.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Liar Lyre posted:

It wasn't until this recent picture did I realize how handsome Taker is.

Man, what? I'd say he's got a mug and always has.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Suben posted:

Well, not really ALIVE per se...

I assumed this is what he meant by not caring what anyone says. "He's still alive to me, drat it!"

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Everyone loves the Con-man, come on!

Wendell
May 11, 2003

WeX Majors posted:

Dude the first comment is like "this will rape your eardrums" and even at super low volumes, it's clearly distorted to poo poo. A warning would have been nice.

Hahaha, I turned my speakers' dial down to zero because of this comment and could still hear it.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

That was such a poo poo costume. As a kid I didn't even get that it was supposed to be a helmet on his head, I thought it was just a nonsensical hunk of foam.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

And all this time I thought he had sold his car to buy Flair peanut brittle.

Wendell
May 11, 2003


"Wow, he said he's the Belfast Bruiser David Finlay!" No...no, he didn't say that.

Wendell
May 11, 2003


Awww, the Sondertaker :3:

Wendell
May 11, 2003

That is off the hook.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Paul Heyman as "The Walrus"!? So mean, so mean.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

That doesn't look like Kevin Nash...

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Perry Normal posted:

WWE put up a really fascinating gallery of concept art of wrestler's costumes. http://www.wwe.com/classics/superstar-sketches-photos

This is incredible! It really makes you realize how comic booky these guys were.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I love that as a child I completely accepted this man in a suit, the company president no less, was named Gorilla.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

DEAR RICHARD posted:

He came back looking smaller and he was made fun of by HHH.

Yeah, that was horrible. "You used DRUGS?! You are suspended, Mr.!!!!!" "You aren't inhumanly muscular?! You're getting publicly shamed, Bucko!!!"

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Fauxhawk Express posted:

I only see 2 gators :downsrim:

I really liked this joke!

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I really have to struggle to see Big Sexy in that fat trucker.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Cody Deaner is a great name for someone you're supposed to hate. Assuming from his smug expression and horrible name that we're supposed to hate him, of course.

Wendell
May 11, 2003


I just love that he looks exactly like more traditional undertaker in a tv show would here.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Anyone would look old next to that 13 year old!

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I didn't really expect Goldust to have muscles. Or tattoos.

And I'm gathering Matt Hardy reversed the giant breakdown he was having? That's good.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Did Rey skin that leopard-human hybrid for his mask?! Harsh.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Gavok posted:

It's the Mum-MAY!

The YET-TAY is the first thing I thought of when I saw that, thank you for executing the perfect joke.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Then what stupid point are you failing to make?

Wendell
May 11, 2003

That's pretty cool.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Those movie posters are great!

Wendell
May 11, 2003

There are a number of ways to read that sign, none of them the way he thought.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Fronz Roddy is such a hilariously awful name. And is that seriously the best photo Drake Evans could supply them with?

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I think Vigo's a lost cause.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Billy in great shape there considering he's older than taker. Probably wrestles more too

That's a great body for any age, let alone 51.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I wish that Scott Steiner had enough money that he could just retire.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

The peaks have been paved over! You really don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

flashy_mcflash posted:

I just noticed they made Orko a busty lady. This movie already rules

It looks that way, but it's actually Shadow Weaver from She-Ra. Disappointing, I know.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

No, it should say "snuh."

Wendell
May 11, 2003

It's a shame that the beloved Jimmy Jacobs is to blame for WWE's terrible writing.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

So everyone can see that he's blatantly wearing padding under that tarp, right? Like, they're just humouring him so he doesn't feel sad.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Who else wants to kiss Vince's big, pillowy lips?

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I would not want to wrestle against someone who does not respect my chest.

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Wendell
May 11, 2003

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