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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I'm extremely into this.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Gaz-L posted:

Maybe they're waiting for the women's tournament that's supposedly happening in the new year? Might want her as a ringer that they know they can probably sign in case whichever big name joshi lady they get won't.

except there's no big name Joshi gets outside of Kana?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Saw this on Reddit



Which then reminded me of when he nearly killed Chavo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTgxceILkkM

Why could Kidman never keep straight? He always leaned to the right when he did it. Almost how like Ric Flair never fulls straight on his back

Kidman never learned how to center his balance. I bet if you blindfolded him and asked him to walk forward, he'd veer a little to his right.

Oh and Flair bumps weird because he destroyed his back in a plane crash.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Rhonne posted:

But is Sting a better sixth ranger than Tommy?

Tommy was the dreamboat ranger. Pure Californian Excellence distilled into a cismale form.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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artificially stocked lake posted:

The main event was Orton/Wyatt again

no one's watching that poo poo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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botox your hands, steph.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Gonzo McFee posted:

They put fascism in the bleach.

poisonous and makes things white, very correct.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Big Bidness posted:

I was in one of those! We bowled on Mondays and the alley put Nitro and Raw on all the tvs. At the end of the league, everybody got really cheap bowling balls with the bad WCW logo. I used it to pick up 10 pin spares, and it literally cracked in half one day.

As trashy as a bowling league already is, imagine 30 lanes of drunk dudes crotch chopping, Too Sweeting, and yelling Hell Yeah while throwing up the double birds all night. It was awesome.

this sounds like every bowling alley i've ever been too?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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6EQUJ5 6 7 posted:

He really is a one note Neanderthal isn't he.

Ryback was confused by a fast food sandwich shop's menu.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Chinston Wurchill posted:



A promotional image from my local indie.

for a second there I thought this was a Knight Family Photo

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Say Nothing posted:

960lb human circus tent wants to become a pro wrestler.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57bdnHUcw1s

where are the legs?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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the fact no one even questioned what was up with that robe is a statement of how fuckin tough this dude was

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Allegedly, they had stilts for Solie to stand in because he was staggering drunk constantly

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I think that's Nia JAx?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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RacistGuidingLight posted:

I just noticed this at the end is that dude with the mustache get held back from taking a swing?

Hind end of the era where wrestler and fan violence was pretty common.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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She said she was 15 I thought she was dead, officer.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Vince definitely changed his glute routine over the years.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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There was an entire generation of wrestlers that looked at the Rock'n'Roll express and said "I wanna look like that." I blame cocaine and head injuries.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I'm more concerned about the zillion postits he's got going. Are they all links to promising hands?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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BrigadierSensible posted:

Is a fish more or less difficult to wrestle than a bear?

imagine trying to hold onto a really thick jello mold that someone thoughtfully decorated with razor blades.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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cosplayers are the coolest.

esp the tig ol bitty Fate OG bodypaint cosplays.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

ok now face swap them

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I would unironically mark out for anyone using this gimmick

I thought this was Neville's gimmick?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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why are you doing this, you crazy old gently caress?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Great Sasuke once tried to throw one of the Brahmans into Tokyo rush hour traffic. Had there not been anti-suicide fencing put up, he would have succeeded.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Please be nice to Tam, she's an absolute sweetheart.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Endless Mike posted:

Is STARDOM a combination JRPG/idol promotion?

its straight Joshi as God(Rossy Ogawa) intended it. Yeah there's idol stuff(Kairi Hojo doin underwear photoshoots) but there's also violent as gently caress in ring confrontations(Io Shirai vs Toni Storm), which is all according to Kami Ogawa's plan

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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stop yelling

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Doug Furnas loving owned. A real shame neither WWF or ECW got more than a few matches out of him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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21 Hoot Salute posted:

FCW Roster pics were the best/worst. :allears:

I made a post in this thread a few years back that I'll find once I post this that deserves another look.

e: Here

it's almost impossible to do those green screen promo shots without them looking like a mix of exploitive and awkward. Esp since their sole purpose is to be masturbatory material for a deranged millionaire with an inferiority complex.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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someone did a cool sketch of Brad Maddox today:



coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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the dog is a retcon hulk hogan

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Those cards for those Saturday night shows were always weird as hell. It'd open with the main event and then a grab bag of whoever made it to the arena.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I remember a megatokyo comic where the bro dude mentally catalogued all the stuff he sees in a day on its viability for doing ninja stuff off of. I expect that's how Kota's brain works.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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"Cocaine Body Guy's Fever Dream, Tom Magee" would be more appropriate.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I think MSG has their own TV network and that deal means no taped stuff? I can't remember.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Dave Bautista is a really genuinely nice guy that got hosed over by WWE so he's ok in my book. His hobby of collecting old lunch boxes is incredibly relatable.



coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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fat

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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shiny lovely tiddies

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Braun's schlong is spudweight.

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