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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


Holy poo poo. He looks like he's aged 20 years since "The Wrestler".

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006




Out on the backstreets, I hear a heartbeat
We're gonna rock America!
Standin' together forever, now and forever,
We're gonna rock America!

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Bard Maddox posted:



Not the same.

I didn't know Rick Steiner went through a "John Oates" phase.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

VogeGandire posted:

Klondyke Kate owned too. She had NUCLEAR heat.

Thanks to Bret Hart she went to school for computer graphics.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


Oh poo poo! Dean just spotted Andre's ghost.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Cowboy Bobs Hep C posted:

stro lost weight

And Francine gained weight.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

CombineThresher posted:

I don't understand how Dustin manages to look younger every year.

I imagine being clean and sober has a lot to do with it. Just look at that picture of Black Reign further up the page when he was probably at his worst.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

DeathChicken posted:

I guess wearing a bandana or something would be out of the question.

"Little Steven" Corino

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


I'm fairly sure Tommy Dreamer hasn't had to go shopping for shirts in 20 years.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Chris Gaines posted:

What I'd like to know is how Steph's voice got deep. She had high-pitched squeals in the early 2000s.

Her dad is Vince, her husband is HHH, and she works around professional wrestlers. She's been breathing in second hand testosterone for years.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Red posted:



What was the deal with his chest hair?

An atomic bomb went off in his tights.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Chris Gaines posted:



I can't stop laughing

A man's gotta eat, Mr. Lahey.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


I loved how Punch Out!! opponents would telegraph their weaknesses.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006




Tell me where my US Championship is before I lose patience with you, Francis!

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Rhonne posted:

So is Kana just a Final Fantasy character now?

She wouldn't be the only one.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006



A bold new musical from the mind of Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Now I want to see Jeff Jarrett in a battle royale with the entire front row of the audience.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


His nipples are too close together. This bothers me more than it should.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Lid posted:

You must be fun at parties.

I think he's referencing the Weird Al song.

My lame claim to fame is that I installed Beautiful Bobby Eaton's front doorknob while my friend, an indie wrestling manager, hung out with Eaton in his garage going through his old wrestling gear and memorabilia.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I had to make a correction.

Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Sep 10, 2014

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Perfidus posted:

I can't see a difference?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


Why is Anton Chigurh gazing seductively into the camera?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

Some people look like trash by 40, some look great forever...



Grandpa's outside in his underwear again!

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Morishima is now the Japanese Kurt Cobain?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006



He used his Steiner-math to build a flux capacitor.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

mid 80s big dave reportin' in texas looks an awful lot like bryan pillman



Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

My favorite part:

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006




Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Under the vegetable posted:

Arn is the archetypal gay bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DST_haslls

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

This is a suit that would make Vince McMahon jealous.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

John Cena is really really dead.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Push El Burrito posted:

Colonel Parker



He's more of a fried chicken magnate you see.

According to the Kayfabe Commentary shoots I've seen he has a massive dong.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


The Horsemen look like they did something really hosed up and horrible the night before, and they don't want to talk about it.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Can I guess who won the pony?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Aesop Poprock posted:

It’s like Trumpian levels of arrogance that they thought they’d get away with that without pissing every single fan in attendance off

Edit: wait is that an entirely different wrestling pony give-away than the one I’m thinking of??

The give-away that Cornette talks about was in Richmond, Virginia, and he said it killed the town. But since this is wrestling I'm assuming none of these pony give-aways were legit.

super macho dude posted:

I vaguely remember Cornette talking about a pony give away gimmick on an interview but it's been awhile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKm8T50TfnY

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Checky out Terry Gordy's wedding attire.











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