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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The Disco Tits music video is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RQDPwODja4

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Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUoe7cf0HYw

I keep thinking at some point they'll release the good songs from the taylor swift album, starting to think there aren't any?

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



Scylo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUoe7cf0HYw

I keep thinking at some point they'll release the good songs from the taylor swift album, starting to think there aren't any?

Yea, I can't get myself to like any of them, at least that one isn't bad as Look What You Made Me Do.

If you like Hayley Kiyoko like I do, she's got a cool new song/video out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV-_Yuc228s

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Scylo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUoe7cf0HYw

I keep thinking at some point they'll release the good songs from the taylor swift album, starting to think there aren't any?
lmao

Yeah, 1989 was definitely a fluke.

RIP Good Taylor

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
I like Ready For It? still but yeah this one is 'ok' at absolute best.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It will probably win Album of the Year at the next Grammys anyway. :v:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Wheat Loaf posted:

It will probably win Album of the Year at the next Grammys anyway. :v:
Well hold on now, Macklemore's got a new one ouahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBooxCkF3A

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I listened to Gorgeous a bunch over the weekend and here is my thought: It's a really cynical (and inferior, IMO) take on Enchanted. Enchanted is one of my absolute favorite songs, so it hit me pretty quickly especially after I listened to them back to back. Let's break it down here.

Gorgeous is a song about Tay seeing a guy (hiddleston? that new guy she's seeing?) she'd never met before while out somewhere. She doesn't say anything to him and kinda mocks him to her friends, but she's clearly infatuated with him, and the brief moments where their eyes meet or they touch feel electric. She openly wonders if he's seeing anyone, but says it might be worse if he wasn't (and mentions her boyfriend as well), and at the end of the song wishes he'd just come home with her.

Enchanted is a song about Tay seeing a guy (adam "Owl City" young) she'd never met before while at a party of some sort. their eyes meet and they have a cute conversation and she's clearly infatuated with him. She openly wonders if he's seeing anyone else, saying it would break her heart if he were, and at the end of the song wishes he'd come to her door in a romantic gesture.

It's definitely the difference between a song you'd write when you're 20 and a song you'd write when you're 28, but with Taylor, Enchanted has this really magical quality of touching a feeling that everyone gets at some point and looking at it with almost naively optimistic eyes. Gorgeous is the song that the person who wrote Enchanted writes after a few more relationships that don't go anywhere and the media doesn't let her act like a normal human being and so the imagination is gone, replaced with "you're hot, lets gently caress". There's nothing wrong with 'you're hot, lets gently caress", but Taylor Swift is not very good at writing "you're hot, lets gently caress" songs, and it shows. I'd rather listen to someone like Demi Lovato sing about that, because Demi Lovato clearly loves it (and is good at it. see: Body Say). I think if you gave the songs that we've heard from Reputation so far to a 17 year old Taylor Swift she'd be horrified. I also think that current Taylor Swift recognizes it and is attempting to kind of lean into the cynicism of this album (see: her murdering her past selves in the LWYMMD video), but it's really not a good look on her. At least when she was all shiny-eyed and optimistic she could play off the more fakey parts of her public self off with sheer optimistic energy. You get rid of that, and you're left with the entire world slowly coming to the realization that Swift really is as cold and calculating as her worst critics say she is. (ironically, i think that reputation, which is looking to be just as much of a collaboration with the pop music mainstays as 1989 was, is a way more honest look into the mind of Taylor Swift than was Speak Now, an album entirely written by Swift)

edit: man, as much as I love a lot of the songs off of Red and 1989, I don't think Swift will ever again make as cohesive and great an album as Speak Now, unless she goes back and writes another album on her own. I don't think it will happen any time soon, but i want another album with songs like Mean and Enchanted and Long Live and Mine and Speak Now and Sparks Fly.

DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Oct 22, 2017

foolish_fool
Jul 22, 2010
The first few lines of gorgeous seemed like it was going to be a "this is all the weird poo poo people say about me" type dis track. Which I think would have been more fun.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Do not know if I can post it but album art for new Tove Lo is out


https://twitter.com/ToveLo/status/925391940882874368

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

Hopefully the music is better than phase one.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Anything good off of Kelly Clarkson's new album?

Xtanstic fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Nov 2, 2017

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Do not know if I can post it but album art for new Tove Lo is out


https://twitter.com/ToveLo/status/925391940882874368


Is this a sequel to blue waffle?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Willow Smith's new album is actually extremely good and chill.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

New Sam Smith is incredible. Good to see Dap Kings used in more music. A lot of choir in this.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

New Sam Smith is incredible.

I'm not interested in a Sam "Boring" Smith album. :colbert:

quote:

Good to see Dap Kings used in more music.

I'm now interested in a Sam Smith album. :allears:

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
so I don't know if this is the place to post this, or if there is a place to post this (I get the weird feeling I'm opening up a :can: here), but

the Taylor Swift Nazi thing is taking kind of a weird turn

after that story about her constantly petting The Weeknd's hair when they first met I'm side-eyeing the gently caress out of this

e: like, I don't wanna say Taylor Swift is a neo-Nazi (because she'll probably sue me) but I'm really struggling to come up with any other takeaway from this. either her PR people are the dumbest motherfuckers on planet Earth or she's hiding something, because it would be way the hell simpler for her to just go "gently caress Nazis" and let it go if she's not one herself.

WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Nov 7, 2017

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

so I don't know if this is the place to post this, or if there is a place to post this (I get the weird feeling I'm opening up a :can: here), but

the Taylor Swift Nazi thing is taking kind of a weird turn

after that story about her constantly petting The Weeknd's hair when they first met I'm side-eyeing the gently caress out of this

e: like, I don't wanna say Taylor Swift is a neo-Nazi (because she'll probably sue me) but I'm really struggling to come up with any other takeaway from this. either her PR people are the dumbest motherfuckers on planet Earth or she's hiding something, because it would be way the hell simpler for her to just go "gently caress Nazis" and let it go if she's not one herself.

She's been trying to maintain her current popularity without actively having to disavow her "country" (read: white supremacist) roots and it's finally blowing up in her face. She's been actively antagonistic to black musicians for a while, and her heavy presence on social media basically means there's no way for her to not know that she's hailed as some Aryan princess in those circles. She has been siccing her rabid fanbase on other artists to generate buzz and calling it feminism for like three years now so this is extremely welcome as far as I'm concerned.

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

“Taylor Swift” has sociopathic tendencies. Not sure if it’s actually her or the character she is playing, but either way she is scary. 1989 was a good album, though.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

the truth posted:

Not sure if it’s actually her or the character she is playing,
She's kept this up too long and too consistently for it to be 100% an act, imo.

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

I wish Wildest Dreams and Habits (Stay High) had been Lana Del Rey songs.

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
lol yeah taylor swift is controlling every minute aspect of her business to quash her nazi sympathising and it's totally not some entertainment lawyers overextending their reach

When Pigs Cry
Oct 23, 2012
Buglord
Reputation finally leaked and it isn't good.

When Pigs Cry fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Nov 9, 2017

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
At least the artwork isn’t hiding it.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Lol at "nice things"

TheIndividual
Apr 22, 2010
Yeah, Reputation is awful.

somnambulist
Mar 27, 2006

quack quack



I haven't listened to it yet, but Slant magazine rated it 4/5 which is the highest they've ever rated a Taylor album before which is interesting. I'm curious to see where it falls on metacritic, not because scores matter, but to see if changing directions was well received or not.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Taylor Swift is very Not Mad and she’s made an album to let the world know how Not Mad she is.

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
“I’m not mad! I’m not mad!”, Taylor continues to insist as she slowly shrinks and transforms into a snake.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

actually, to be fair to T-Swizz, the songs that aren't about how everyone hates her and, y'know, her reputation and are just sappy love songs that she's always written are very good and sound like a real evolution from the sound she found on 1989.

But the songs that are about that stuff are super embarrassing.

especially this lyric right here:

I Did Something Bad posted:

They're burning all the witches, even if you aren't one
They got their pitchforks and proof
Their receipts and reasons
They're burning all the witches, even if you aren't one
So light me up (light me up), light me up (light me up)
Light me up, go ahead and light me up (light me up)
Light me up (light me up), light me up (light me up)
Light me up (light me up), light me up...

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

DC Murderverse posted:

especially this lyric right here:
Yes, but do her songs know what I did in the dark?

somnambulist
Mar 27, 2006

quack quack



Jesus Christ, she sold 800,000 copies on iTunes in an HOUR.

gently caress. I can’t really stand her but I gotta give her props for still being a juggernaut.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I'm super upset there isn't a song called "Reputation" with the lyrics:

(reputation) I'm a snake
(reputation) I like to date
(reputation) I'm so crazy
(reputation) But you still love me

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

while we're on Taylor Watch, here's a Rolling Stone article where some dude who really likes Taylor ranks 115 of her songs. It was written a few weeks ago, so the only Reputation songs it has are the first two singles, but the list itself is... alright. His top ten is:

1. All Too Well
2. New Romantics
3. Long Live
4. Blank Space
5. We Are Never Getting Back Together
6. Dear John
7. Holy Ground
8. Clean
9. Red
10. Our Song

which is missing a bunch of stone-cold classics.

The correct list, for those at home is:

1. Style
2. Enchanted
3. Mean
4. Long Live
5. New Romantics (but +3 if it's this awesome mashup of New Romantics and I Really Like You)
6. Mine
7. You Belong With Me
8. Sparks Fly
9. Red
10. Love Story

The objective criteria are how many times I've listened to them, how easy they are to belt out when I'm alone in my car, how much they make me feel like I'm 15 again, and emotional content.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Ugh Carly come back and deliver us from Taylor hell.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

somnambulist posted:

I haven't listened to it yet, but Slant magazine rated it 4/5 which is the highest they've ever rated a Taylor album before which is interesting. I'm curious to see where it falls on metacritic, not because scores matter, but to see if changing directions was well received or not.
lmao they rated it higher than 1989? Why? All the singles released so far have been trash. All of 1989 was gold.

somnambulist posted:

Jesus Christ, she sold 800,000 copies on iTunes in an HOUR.

gently caress. I can’t really stand her but I gotta give her props for still being a juggernaut.
:stare:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It's not altogether surprising; Taylor Swift and Adele are basically the only artists who can sell albums in significant numbers any more. For comparison, Shania Twain had two albums that shipped 10 million copies and one that did 20 million. Her most recent album - her big comeback after 15 years, no less - will be lucky to get to one million.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Come on Over is the #1 selling female album of all time though.

I knew that off the top of my head. :smug:

less laughter
May 7, 2012

Accelerock & Roll

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

lmao they rated it higher than 1989? Why? All the singles released so far have been trash. All of 1989 was gold.

Getaway Car is a good song, I hope that'll be the next single.

less laughter fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Nov 10, 2017

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TheIndividual
Apr 22, 2010
Every song, barring the last one, has the same awful pseudo-trap production with the clicky hi-hat rolls and everything. It sounds awful, and could have come from anyone. She has no personality of her own on this thing, and her idiosyncrasies were what made her earlier albums good.

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