Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«336 »
  • Post
  • Reply
Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Mitchell spread hands and smile alike. "Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured."




College Slice

Patware posted:

that's his convenient excuse you know he would do it anyway

He's living his best life.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass


Did we already know Garcia was related to the cousinhood of man, or was it speculation because it's just so incredibly obvious he's a werewolf or something?

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

I'd completely forgotten about both Garcia's connection with those dudes and also about the sunglasses.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Renaissance Robot posted:

Did we already know Garcia was related to the cousinhood of man, or was it speculation because it's just so incredibly obvious he's a werewolf or something?

The latter.

rannum
Nov 3, 2012



Garcia has the patience of a saint to be with this man every day of his life

that's true love right there

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




the burn scale goes to six though

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



Since 3rd is "your body is literally charred" are 4-6 various degrees of how dead you are?

rannum
Nov 3, 2012



There's a 6 scale for like skin cancer and such


But burn damage seems to be on a...4 degree scale?
Third degree is through the skin, fourth degree is its gone through to your fats, muscle & bone


So I learned some things and saw some images of burns I'd rather not have today

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil. But what really is... evil?

Garcia left the cousinhood in junior high. Everything important in Mayview happens to people who are 13. And that'd have been 13 years ago, when he, Spender, and incidentally also Baxter were the same age as the current Activity Club members.

What I want to know is, who's 39 years old?

Patware
Jan 3, 2005



Rand Brittain
Mar 24, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

Nobody.

Even Coach Oop and Principal Pleasedoo are only 37.

EDIT: I was going to make a joke about Boss Leader being a 19-year-old prodigy but honestly her being younger than Spender is completely plausible.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




mbisonyes.mp4

cropoval
Feb 16, 2020



Garcia referring to Zarei as a "friend of ours" also recontextualizes the last few panels of this page.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




Xand_Man posted:

Since 3rd is "your body is literally charred" are 4-6 various degrees of how dead you are?

3rd is 'yer skin's charred', 4th is 'yer fat's charred', 5th is 'yer muscle's charred' and 6th is 'yer bone's charred'

e:



lol i never noticed the balloons

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.


rannum posted:

But burn damage seems to be on a...4 degree scale?
Third degree is through the skin, fourth degree is its gone through to your fats, muscle & bone

Rand Brittain
Mar 24, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

It must be very complicated for a man who canít lose the glasses and a man who canít loose the toothpick to kiss.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Mitchell spread hands and smile alike. "Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured."




College Slice

Aww, he's got a name!

And is also a brooding loner antihero fighting against the relentless tide of darkness, they're perfect together.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Lmao at Spender's grip on the crossbow, dude is just relentlessly awkward and I love it.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017




Spender's true face returns.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

I don't find this sort of thing funny


Leaving the crossbow loaded and tensioned seems like a bad idea. Kind of the equivalent of leaving a gun loaded and with the safety off.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass


rannum
Nov 3, 2012



the twist will be you think he's a werewolf but actually he's hunting a werewolf






the double twist is he is also a werewolf

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
too short to worry
She said life's
too long to wait
It's too short not
to love everybody
Life's too long to hate





He's hunting the werewolf that turned him into a werewolf

cropoval
Feb 16, 2020



Have seen a bunch of people pitch heís a werewolf that hunts vampires, which would make sense now that we know that Mayview is absolutely teeming with vampires, but-

Cup Runneth Over posted:

He's hunting the werewolf that turned him into a werewolf

This would be the coolest option.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Cup Runneth Over posted:

He's hunting the werewolf that turned him into a werewolf

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




he is a were-crossbow. he was bitten by the crossbow. at full moon he will turn into a crossbow

maltesh
May 20, 2004

TG: brought my phone and i also took my awesome katana with me in case things get too hot to handle
TG: and they always do


Cup Runneth Over posted:

He's hunting the werewolf that turned him into a werewolf

If you eat the werewolf who werewolfed you, you lower your werewolf generation and can provide more clean werewolf energy.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

idk what you're all talking about, he said himself he's hunting a horse

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Cat Mattress posted:

Leaving the crossbow loaded and tensioned seems like a bad idea. Kind of the equivalent of leaving a gun loaded and with the safety off.

Well it ruins the crossbow because it stretches the cord and eventually wears out the tension of the curve

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?


Scaramouche posted:

Well it ruins the crossbow because it stretches the cord and eventually wears out the tension of the curve
There is no cord because the whole thing is actually a plastic prop, but it's also a Tool that shoots spectral arrows like *pew pew pew*

Alopex
May 31, 2012

This is the sleeve I have chosen.


He's hunting his neighbor Steve, who borrowed his lawnmower last month and won't give it back. He is a werewolf but that's not particularly relevant beyond Steve not being able to open his garage when he doesn't have thumbs.

aegof
Mar 2, 2011



Countblanc posted:

idk what you're all talking about, he said himself he's hunting a horse

A ghost horse.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.


New page is out and no one's posted it yet?

Come on, folks. This comic ain't dead yet!

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Awww, first on-screen kiss.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!


Hell, I'm gonna say it; they're a cute couple.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005



those quotes around "Doctor Zarei" are doing a lot of sudden unexpected work

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

New page is out and no one's posted it yet?

Come on, folks. This comic ain't dead yet!

Ok, I do need to setup that RSS for this one. This conversation has me concerned that Mr. Garcia is tripping some ominous flags. I want these two to stay happy.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Garcia was originally a minotaur bitten by a werewolf but not on a full moon.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017




Happy Noodle Boy posted:

New page is out and no one's posted it yet?

Come on, folks. This comic ain't dead yet!

I can barely remember what day of the week it is anymore.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




Patware posted:

those quotes around "Doctor Zarei" are doing a lot of sudden unexpected work

It turns out that "Spiritual Physiology" isn't recognized by most accreditation boards.










Or any, really.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«336 »