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Patware
Jan 3, 2005

RareAcumen posted:

It's been so long, did he just throw out some random name or is that actually his name?

he's probably just panicking because he's a nervous shy boy

also i went back into the archives to try and find the page where he introduces himself and when are max's dad and spender going to meet

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Patware
Jan 3, 2005


i need MORE

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

he's a dum dum but i believe in him

i just don't believe in him very hard

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

If anything wild happens, it's way more likely this guy forces Hijack into a tool or something.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

maybe he was a Spectral until he got super possessed by his Tool

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Tollymain posted:

name his stand

[The Twist]

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Kikas posted:

I think you mean [Chubby Checker]. "The Twist" is the name of his attack.

this is an archvillain, which means we need to leave themed room for the evolution of his stand

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

big dumb conjecture within

Nah, I think Hijack's gonna be... well, alive, but the spirit this ex-spectre's been possessed by (I'm betting Lefty is his original spirit and maaay be using the weird glove he's in as a Tool???) is probably going to imprison Hijack somehow and try to manipulate Mina into his shady plot.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Who What Now posted:

Outfit isn't the same, the president's tie is red while Davy's is black.

I'm willing to put that down to 'three actual years have passed'

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

he is at the least an Alucard for sure

Senojyvad???

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-282

Update

lmao

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

starchman doesn't have power

starchman is power

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

reignonyourparade posted:

I suspect Davey Jones is mostly not a spectral on the basis of a spectral being an ALIVE person with ghost powers and he's not alive. Not technically being alive doesn't take away the ghost powers though.

alive person with ghost powers becomes a vampire

that's basically what seems to have happened here

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

with the power of his stand [The Twist] he had the sword scrunched up and twisted around, it's definitely not an accident

he can only twist things he's touching so at least there's some kind of limiter - unfortunately he is always going to be touching 'a building' or 'the earth'

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Podima posted:

it will cut away to an entirely different scene for the next 6 months

zacked again!

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Kazy posted:

Zack is actually the new Andrew Hussie, sorry guys

not until they gently caress up the story's pacing by being antagonistic toward the shittiest chunk of their fanbase

they have simply abandoned the mortal concept of pacing entirely

EDIT: pronouns

Patware fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Jul 9, 2018

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

fixed

it's just that easy folks

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

i want to say there's no way the obvious witch is The Witch but this is zack and they're very good at hiding playing things straight in the middle of comedy

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

xcheopis posted:

Davy may well have been the horrible thing that happened 13 years ago.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

PetraCore posted:

Max's flashback that reveals Agent Day as his babysitter

wait a minute back up

what'd i miss

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

welp

yep, that all tracks, and i managed to miss all that poo poo

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Countblanc posted:

i like that her exotic holiday photo is just a picture of a beach taped to the wall

oh god

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

i don't know how to handle this world with photo-on-wall ms. baxter

everyone tell ms. baxter it's going to be ok and 26 is rough for everyone

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

i wasn't about to read 200 pages so i could be sure not to accidentally react to a small but potent detail a second time

it's gonna be ok, unlike ms. baxter, who i'm going to be worried about until the comic ends in 50 years

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

worse: another sheet

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Mystic Mongol posted:

We know Zack's a jojo nerd.

not sure where you're getting that

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Dias posted:

Muse, tweets about listening to Pillar Men music while drawing Muse, anime.


Zerilan posted:

Also Muse's design very much being a reference to Star Platinum.

hmmm still not sure this seems like a reach

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

i'm gonna give people the benefit of the doubt and assume that, as usual, in most cases this was less 'this 12 year old is hot' and more 'a person of an appropriate age to mine with this appearance would be hot'

the ability of the brain to unconsciously translate these things shouldn't be underestimated

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Raposa posted:

Hijack will possess a Wiimote.

and then

control things

this is too perfect, this isn't conjecture it's a spoiler

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

what if he lost the hand then turned into a vampire so he wouldn't die from no-hand disease

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

zack has left me in a state of sublime internal tension where i can't tell if lisa's head is spinning as a visual gag or actual ability foreshadowing

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

please tell me these 'maybe the comic is over' posts aren't serious, come on y'all

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Renaissance Robot posted:

I for one was joking

But also not because I feel like I've seen this happen so many times before

put your finger back in the dam you've unleashed formless terror on them all

y'all think this is a hiatus, follow john allison's webcomics. he will show you the true form of the hiatus

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

beep beep

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

remember when almost the entire thread was absolutely certain zack was going to quit

that was weird

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

which ends first: Schlock Mercenary or the Sun

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

i appreciate the amount of effort used to make this the least violent-looking dog kick in the history of media

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

i mean he's gonna be in a wiimote + nunchuck, that's why he's in two pieces

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Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Shindragon posted:

Hahaha oh man you are terrible

i am dead serious, a lot of running gags in paranatural end up actually being foreshadowing

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