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nerve posted:Benny, doesn't it bother you that most people in this thread, myself included, think you are a lazy gently caress that has put no real effort into becoming a normal functioning adult? I asked that earlier and his response was "gently caress them" 
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Starter Wiggin posted:HEY BENNY, HOW ABOUT AMERICORPS/JOBCORPS? This or the quote above me. Please.
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nerve posted:Benny, doesn't it bother you that most people in this thread, myself included, think you are a lazy gently caress that has put no real effort into becoming a normal functioning adult? Benny is not gong to answer any of these questions or address this in any way.
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Jun 10, 2014 19:28
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Aqua Bear posted:Benny is not gong to answer any of these questions or address this in any way. He is going to make another post asking how he should sell books.
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Jun 10, 2014 19:53
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Sotar posted:He is going to make another post asking how he should sell books. Hey guys the book selling thing fell through but I talked to people about buying books so I'm putting it down as experience because now I know a way not to do it and that's just as important as knowing a way to do it, right?
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Jun 10, 2014 20:26
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Ursine Asylum posted:Hey guys the book selling thing fell through but I talked to people about buying books so I'm putting it down as experience because now I know a way not to do it and that's just as important as knowing a way to do it, right? Benny is the Thomas Edison of getting a job
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Jun 10, 2014 20:28
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Please don't inflate Benny's massive ego even more.
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Jun 10, 2014 20:53
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cname posted:Can we quote this till he replies and/or mod challenge it? This is pretty much all that's left, at this point. If benny hasn't had a mod challenge yet in this thread it isn't going to happen.
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Jun 10, 2014 20:56
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Geoj posted:If benny hasn't had a mod challenge yet in this thread it isn't going to happen. Benny is too lazy to complete any challenge that doesn't involve just sitting there until something happens to you.
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Jun 10, 2014 21:06
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Get a job at the box factory
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Jun 10, 2014 21:09
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He could always bust up shopping carts, take em home and repair them for the respective store for money.
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Jun 10, 2014 21:14
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HiHo ChiRho posted:He could always bust up shopping carts, take em home and repair them for the respective store for money. That second part is the part that won't happen. He will sit there and wait for someone to come along who happens to able to repair carts and then goes out of his way to convince Benny that he will do all the work for Benny.
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Jun 10, 2014 21:19
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Get a job working for the Chicago Cubs front office
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Jun 10, 2014 21:21
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Dunkin Dounuts. As long as you get most of the coffee in the cup, you're good. You're allowed to serve 5-6 customers a day "outside the cup coffee" but try not to break 10.
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Jun 10, 2014 21:44
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Have you considered porn? I'm sure someone else would like to watch you live out your baby fantasies.
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Jun 10, 2014 21:45
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I bet he could make a bunch of Bennybux walking dogs. It would get him out in the fresh air and he should have a natural affinity for stupid loving animals. It's a meeting of the minds.
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:Have you considered porn? I'm sure someone else would like to watch you live out your baby fantasies. This is actually the only one I've seen that would work. But how does the money exchange work.
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Jun 10, 2014 22:23
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Okay...maybe... This is going to sound bad. You know how they have like Deaf porn and all that? Maybe Benny could...Pretend...Well...act like he has a mental disorder and do. retard porn. there I said it.
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People are unironically suggesting Benny do porn now. I can't quit you, thread. 
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Jun 10, 2014 22:31
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Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:Okay...maybe... Pope Corky the IX posted:Benny, if you're really serious about going on disability, just go into the periodicals section of the library and start masturbating while eating the pages from a March, 1972 issue of Time magazine one by one. Hey Benny, just have Danny come to the library with you to film my idea. I'm sure someone online would pay for that video.
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ExtraFox posted:I've been reading from the beginning, but I can't for the life of me recall which town/city/whatever Benny lives in. Anyone know off the top of their head? I'm trying to be less of an internet jerk to Benny so in case he's removed the exact city he lives in I will say that I live in Edwards California and Benny lives about an hour and 45 minutes or so from me just to give you an idea. Benny I have an idea for you, a serious one this time. Flipping library books isn't going to make you money you have to know that. But you are a lucky person in that we live in an area with awesome thrift stores. There are well off people here who would rather donate stuff then go to the effort of moving it. If you really want to flip stuff spend the time and educate yourself about high end clothing/shoes and start spending a lot of time in local goodwills and what have you. Learn basic sewing so if you find something awesome that just needs a quick stitch fix you can do it. Check ebay to get an idea of what sells well. I don't sell the stuff I find but just to give you an idea since I moved here I have found: A schotts perfecto motorcycle made as a limited edition for two years in the 70s. I paid $15 for it I have had people offer me $1000 for it. A 100% wool Ralph Lauren women's trench coat. Brand new, retails for close to $2000 I paid $7. I've found quite a few Ralph Lauren dress shirts and suits but I don't buy those. A quick look though tells me the black label stuff can retail for close to $2500 so oops. Acne Studio boots sell for about $300 or so on ebay and retail for about $700 I have found two pairs one for less than $50 one for just over $100. Countless pairs of new and nearly new Nikes. Brand new steam cleaner that retails for about $220, it needed a drop of hot glue so it would dispense water works perfectly now. A bunch of other stuff but since you probably won't read this post I'm tired of typing now.
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Hey not that it matters because you probably won't apply or whatever, but Goodwill sells books online. I had a job doing that for a while before I realized what a poo poo company they are and how they exploit the disabled. It was absolutely dreadful and the only thing that made it tolerable was the 30 minute lunch break I got every day to read by myself, but there were some people who worked there who actually enjoyed it. It paid okay too, although I think having a (real, not fake) bachelor's degree secured me a good $4 per hour more than the hillbilly who packaged our books for shipping.
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appleskates posted:Hey not that it matters because you probably won't apply or whatever, but Goodwill sells books online. I had a job doing that for a while before I realized what a poo poo company they are and how they exploit the disabled. It was absolutely dreadful and the only thing that made it tolerable was the 30 minute lunch break I got every day to read by myself, but there were some people who worked there who actually enjoyed it. It paid okay too, although I think having a (real, not fake) bachelor's degree secured me a good $4 per hour more than the hillbilly who packaged our books for shipping. 
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Benny the Snake posted:How do they exploit the disabled? HR Here: Disabled individuals often get paid significantly less because of their disability because of institutionalized limits on pay because of their limits. Otherwise they would be entirely unemployable. So the government tells businesses "okay, you can pay this mongoloid 50% of the normal wage because they are 50% as fast as a normal". Now they can make an income and be a semi-functional member of society. Edit: Fact Sheet #39: The Employment of Workers with Disabilities at Special Minimum Wages http://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/whdfs39.htm MS Paint fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jun 11, 2014 |
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Benny the Snake posted:How do they exploit the disabled? lmao this is the post he replies to christ's sake Benny
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nerve posted:lmao this is the post he replies to I was going to chastise him for that, but its because we are still suggesting things other than disabled-porn as a job option for benny.
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Benny the Snake posted:How do they exploit the disabled? I will pay you $20 if you post a picture of your diploma. This is more money than you will ever make selling books.
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Steampunk iPhone posted:I will pay you $20 if you post a picture of your diploma. This is more money than you will ever make selling books. My original $5 can be added to this pile.
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Jun 11, 2014 00:20
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You can use the money to buy more comic books and adult diapers.
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nerve posted:lmao this is the post he replies to Benny the Snake posted:Over in E/N I've been getting harassed for trying to sell books I buy from the library. Are comic books still worth anything? I have some stuff from the 90s that I think I could flip. Anyone try to sell comics on Ebay? And is this something I could add to my resume? Like "salesmen experience" or something.
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Benny the Snake posted:How do they exploit the disabled? I'll buy some books if you answer or address the more important issues brought up. Edit: Jesus Benny, people with disabilities are able to get jobs and live independently. Greg Legg fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jun 11, 2014 |
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Make a porn involving you having disabled sex with your diploma.
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nerve posted:lmao this is the post he replies to More than that, he asks as if he will rule the whole idea out completely if he doesn't get an answer he likes. As if he were in any position to be "too good" to work for any particular company. Anyways, Benny, selling books from the library is fine. Have you done anything else? Selling books from the library shouldn't take up much time. What else have you been doing?
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Benny the Snake posted:How do they exploit the disabled? And this is what he responds to. loving failure at life.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Bennies comic shop loving amazing, Benny I have a death of superman and a ton of image #1s I'll sell to you for $100. I'm sure you could flip them for $1000's. If there's one thing that's worth all kinda of money it's post silver age comics.
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Benny, since you don't have a degree (probably not even a high school degree) and since you are retarded, you probably should get your mom to sign you up for disability so you can keep enjoying your comics without having to worry about all this grown-up stuff that you aren't equipped to handle
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Cyberball 2072 posted:loving amazing, Benny I have a death of superman and a ton of image #1s I'll sell to you for $100. I'm sure you could flip them for $1000's. If there's one thing that's worth all kinda of money it's post silver age comics. this would require effort, so he's not willing to do it I doubt he's put the effort in to understanding the grading system of comic books, since I don't think his are so much "comic books" and more "manga" and whatever the word is for porno-manga.
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Benny really is Ralph Wiggum.
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MEMRI posted:lol Benny definitely doesn't have a degree At this point it doesn't really matter whether he has one or not. The benefit of having a degree has been effectively canceled out by literally everything else that he does. I've been following this thread since day one, but I don't remember if anyone suggested Leapforce or Lionsbridge to him yet. I've been doing Leapforce since this is the dry season for my business (I crochet stuff) and it is really mind-numbing search engine rating. Of course, you have to post a minimum number of hours so maybe not.
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