Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

WAFFLEHOUND posted:

This has got to be an American map because it's drawing the bullshit diagonal line that cuts off the Canadian coast off of Alaska. Seriously, look at that poo poo, the border is a straight line and then WHOOPS LETS CLAIM THE COAST AT AN ANGLE RIGHT WHERE THERE'S OIL!

What are you talking about? Yes, the border jaunts off at an inexplicable angle, but it doesn't net the US any more oil.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Radbot posted:

How is what you posted an argument for environmental determinism?

See those maps a couple of posts above it, where the slave concentration and Democratic vote in the Deep South line up perfectly with the coastline in that picture? It's because the limestone formed off the coast proved to be... gently caress it, just read the article he literally quoted.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Vegetable posted:

How are any of these railway maps "politically loaded"?

Ask a GM lobbyist.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

DrProsek posted:

Now the Philippines are Jewish! This is not what I wanted at all :saddowns:.

They're labelled Catholic...?

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

GreenCard78 posted:

This response is the best response. There are plenty of folks in dc who fit this category but just don't wear the appropriate sign.

They tend to wear this one instead:

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Deceitful Penguin posted:

You drive through a bunch of small pretty towns in either Switzerland or Austria, enjoying the quaintness of the countryside until you reach the one with a central bank and a villa. Then you're in the capital of Liechtenstein: Vaduz. Then you buy a t-shirt from the country gift-shop and wonder if you should try to meet the Prince only to be informed he's away, like most of the time.
Hope this helps~

So if you're born in Liechtenstein you behave like an Icelandic tourist?

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Itious posted:

Romania was a German ally as well, and following the invasion of Russia, the losses to Hungary were compensated by the addition of what is roughly modern day Moldova:



Not quite. Romania had everything up to the Dniester (the river just under the words TRANSNISTRIA on the map above) up until 1940, when the Soviets pushed the border with Romania back to its modern form (the river with Cernauti, Iasi and Chilia on its banks); the map above shows what the Romanians were promised after Barbarossa began, including the return of Moldova and everything up to the Southern Bug (the easternmost river marked).

Freudian fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Jun 6, 2013

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Is Estonia really that depressing to live in?

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Trench_Rat posted:

neo_colonialsim.bmp


is this map still accurate when it comes to french influence in africa. I think Hollande promised to end french intervention in africa in a speech.



To be fair, that's not so much neocolonialism as continued colonialism.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

the jizz taxi posted:

This might seem like a dumb idea but wouldn't it be a good idea if some of these states in the Middle East and Caucasus did a population swap à la Greece and Turkey in 1923? Sure, it wouldn't be an ideal situation, but at least I suppose it would alleviate some regional tensions.

That is called "genocide" nowadays and people tend to avoid it.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Davincie posted:

What's the racial controversy about Ancient Egypt? Greeks versus indigenous or what?

"Do they count as black?"

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Farecoal posted:




Did you know?!?!?!? Greenland is not actually bigger than South America!!!!! It's because of the way the map is made, called the projection!!! This one is called Mercator and really distorts the view of our world!!!!!! The more you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know whether Mercator affects the way most people view the world, but it certainly has a dangerous effect on cartographers. Talk about projection.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Lima is highlighted? Peru is richer than I thought.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Gleri posted:

This is straight nonsense. The single clearest counterpoint is the Roman Empire which was officially bilingual, in the sense that officials did and were expected to speak two languages, and very multicultural for virtually its entire history. And, with the notable exception of the Jews, they hardly adopted an "iron fist" with respect to cultural minorities.

Living in Toronto, multicultural and multilingual states seem perfectly functional to me. In Canada history shows we've been pretty successfully running a bi-cultural, bi-linguistic and bi-religious* state for over a 150 years. And, since 1982 multiculturalism (as opposed to biculturalism) has been constitutionally entrenched. Sometimes Quebec is a bit nuts about protecting the French language and culture, but their government just lost an election on efforts to push back multiculturalism.

Also, historically speaking, I think the idea of monocultural, monoreligious states is really an artifact of nineteenth century European ideology, now exported worldwide. Before the nineteenth century it was probably the norm everywhere in the world for people in one country to speak many different languages and practice multiple religions. The Austrian and Turkish empires, as European examples, particularly point to that. They collapsed, but they successfully did not collapse for literally hundreds of years, which seriously challenges the thesis that multiethnic states are unstable. In most European countries it wasn't until their governments "educated" their "dialects" out of them that people adopted a single, standardized language. This process is ongoing in China as we speak.

He's a fascist, fyi. Don't waste your time on him.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

IceAgeComing posted:

He also apparently banned opera and circuses for being "decidedly unturkmen-like"; and changed the names of the months and the days of the week - some of the former included his adopted name, the name of his mother and to the name of the book that he wrote as a "spiritual guide" to the people of Turkmenistan.

Its fair to say that he's a little crazy; but that's part of what makes batshit insane dictators interesting!

e:

Also renamed after his mother: bread.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011



http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/04/16/177512687/a-whom-do-you-hang-with-map-of-america

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Koramei posted:

Well maybe the Germans should have thought about that before they decided to lose WW1.

Don't forget the Austrians! They started the whole mess, they should pay for it, right?

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Pook Good Mook posted:

Ya I think I saw it on another topic on this very website, it might as well be called "US Federal Reserve Districts" because that's basically all it's showing.

Except



doesn't actually look like



Half the thick blue lines don't correspond to anything on the federal reserve map, and half the federal reserve borders are either barely marked or just not marked at all.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Grand Fromage posted:

Do they filter it, though? Here in SK there's internet filtering. As far as I know only two categories are blocked: porn, and anything North Korean because the government is dumb and still thinks it's 1960 and people would defect if they had access to NK stuff.

For a second I thought you were still talking about India and struggled to imagine the countless Gangean farmers dreaming of a better life in the bustling streets of Pyongyang.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Golbez posted:

Please explain for someone with only the barest knowledge of French politics why Alsacians and Bretons are pissed by this. Thanks. :)

Alsace is currently its own region, and is about to be grouped in with Lorraine, further diluting the percentage of them in administrative regions with actual powers; not sure about Brittany but they have good reason to be pissed generally about the French government IIRC.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

fade5 posted:

I notice Alaska and Hawaii are missing, can anyone come up with a horror movie for each of those places?

Fifty First Dates

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Patter Song posted:

If that's the goal, they should at least add all of Jordan to their map.

They're still fabricating the claim.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Sithsaber posted:

They just said they'd tear out the qaba (Mecca rock) before inviting in Sunni intelligentsia which probably means even they have no idea what's going on.

They don't have to go that far, within a few years the Saudis will have built a WalMart on top of it.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Lycus posted:

What's that spot in Northwest New Mexico that's a lot bigger/darker than Albuquerque's?

All the tourism from Four Corners.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

sparatuvs posted:

Apparently Albania and Montenegro are Buddhist


Nope, there's no Montenegro on that map - that's an Islamic diagonal through Albania.

E;F,B

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Sinestro posted:

Sorry, I forgot that I posted.


It's number of furries as a percentage of the state's population, based on three furry dating sites. WA has the most, NY has the least.

That doesn't surprise me and I'm not sure why.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Bloodnose posted:

So to my colorblind eyes, they've only got Japan, the Koreas, Thailand and Liberia as having never been colonized or influence-sphered by Europe?

Yeah, though you might be able to make a case for the Soviets and North Korea.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

As I understand it, if the royal family in Monaco ever goes extinct in the male line then the country will revert to France. So it's not surprising that there's a lot of legal connections between the two.

EDIT: Ah, never mind, that appears to have been dismissed in 2002.

Freudian fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jul 29, 2014

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

EightDeer posted:

I love how only 3 states have decent taste in games (Illinois, Nevada, and Tennessee).

But not Wisconsin?

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

"DMY and MDY" sounds like the shittiest way to do it. Congratulations, dates involving the first twelve days of each month are now hopelessly ambiguous!

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011


...Bulgaria?

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Sucrose posted:

I have to say I guess I don't see what the big deal with school corporal punishment is, as long as it's done with parental permission, as it seems it almost always is. There's nobody to blame but their own lovely parents.

Maybe we could bring it into the workplace. Instead of firing people for failing a drug test, just knock them about a bit, teach them a short sharp lesson.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Sucrose posted:

:rolleyes: I meant that I don't see a great deal of difference between parents hitting their children, and parents giving schools permission to hit their children. The blame ultimately still rests on the parents deciding that it's good policy to hit their children.

So you're saying that schools should not only condone lovely parenting but implement it on their behalf because... they won't get blamed for it?

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Well that explains Scott Walker.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Arglebargle III posted:

A map of people who already know where the grocery store is, thank you.

That's not about "people searching for grocery stores/bars", that's about Google Maps listings of bars and grocery stores in the area. It's weirdly-phrased.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

A Buttery Pastry posted:

That "pretty borders" have come to just mean straight borders is a historical crime in itself. :colbert:

#gayborders2k14

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Phlegmish posted:



All you other language families can suck it.

Quebecois is not an Indo-European language?

[France voice] sounds about right

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Nintendo Kid posted:

Areas with minimal population are also shaded gray on there, even if an indo-european language might be the dominant tongue among the few residents.



It was convenient that the maker of the map put the 10 km line in.

Except there's not even any red on the Gulf of St Lawrence, where Canada's second-biggest city is. The main chunk I can understand but your map shows that area is populated.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Nepal is surprisingly big on that map.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

sweek0 posted:

You can't post all these subway maps without posting the best one. The subway maps of subway and lightrail systems around the world, inspired by the one and only original London Underground map.


This subway layout was very poorly designed. It's absurd that the only way to get to Australia is via Tehran, and that people on Kyushu and Shikoku have to go all the way through Taiwan, China and both Koreas to get to Honshu. :colbert:

It's pretty realistic that the only way to get from Seattle to Vancouver is to go all the way across North America and back again, though.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply