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skasion posted:hmm I’m not sure, but it seems like the imperialist colonists from overseas who live for centuries, are all seven feet tall, and declared war on god are...bad? Tolkien had issues. You don't have to be HP Lovecraft levels of horrible to write stories filled with disturbing under-and-over--tones.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 22:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 22:15 |
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euphronius posted:Don’t get why the all father would create elves to be not compatible with evil after he create evil in the first place ~*Mysterious Ways*~TM
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 17:22 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:this could be said about lotr too Mind you, it's not like rising above that means much. See exhibit: haradrim. Drakyn fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Aug 30, 2020 |
# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 14:48 |
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Skellybones posted:The Haradrim mumakil-driver is the happiest, most fun-having guy in the whole series, and the Easterlings are absolutely fabulous in their wardrobes and cosmetics. I can't consider them negative portrayals.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 16:31 |
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Alhazred posted:Something he pointed out that I haven't thought about before is that war elephants is often used to show that the one who's using them is an evil foreign tyrant. ACOUP posted:The peculiar nature of the Greek and Roman source tradition is mostly to blame for the ‘bad rap’ that war elephants tend to get in modern historical and fantasy fiction – the pattern of source preservation means that readers of Greek and Latin are forever looking at elephant-kings from the outside. Because modern fantasy literature (not to mention historical fiction!) is built with the Greek and Latin source tradition (among other later European traditions) as its foundation, this attitude about war elephants has sunk into western fantasy.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 18:51 |
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Imagined posted:In Middle Earth "fair" = best, "swarthy" = lesser/ tainted. Brown is cruel and wicked. Well, at Pelennor fields there's also "[...]Easterlings with axes, and Variags of Khand, Southrons in scarlet, and out of Far Harad black men like half-trolls with white eyes and red tongues." So that Sure Is A Thing.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2020 01:26 |
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:What Tolkien was (consciously or unconsciously) doing with his dwarves in The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings was developing a positive, philosemitic version of the norse-mythology dwarf, which could stand in opposition to Wagner's anti-semitic dwarves. So you have a bunch of brave, hard-working, heavily-bearded outcasts wandering from land to land deprived of their birthright home, dealing in gold and metals, and speaking and writing a semitic language. quote:There it is: dwarves are not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people like Thorin and Company, if you don’t expect too much.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 01:33 |
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Runcible Cat posted:Unexpected my arse; Hieronymous Alloy called it 18 months ago: Sauron's dick and balls will be of unseemly size, symbolically flaunting both his self-importance and covetous desire for the material world. You'll be able to tell the heroes by their tiny and refined genitals, which represent their cool rationality and civilized nature in accordance with the noble ideals of the ancient greeks.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 19:52 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:i wonder if sauron uses a body double for his dnbs much like how he uses a gross weirdo for his mouth The rider was robed all in hair, and purple was his lofty helmet; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Balls of Sauron.' e:fb
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 20:09 |
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SoggyBobcat posted:Bór and his three sons. Data Graham posted:He waxeth great "I wonder if this is a contrivance of the enemy" said Boromir. "They say in my land that he can govern the storms in the Mountains of Shadow that stand upon the borders of Mordor. He has strange powers and many allies" "His schlong has grown long indeed," said Gimli, "if he can draw snow down from the north to trouble us here three hundred leagues away." "His schlong has grown long," said Gandalf. i am going to stop now
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 21:28 |
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Ynglaur posted:Stupid sexy Shelob.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 14:59 |
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Is his heart noble, aching, or fierce? edit: if it's filled with sorrow just send him down to the morgue, there's nothing to be done. Drakyn fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Dec 10, 2020 |
# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 21:44 |
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"Elendil the Tall only had one ball."
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 21:49 |
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Oh my god Sauron is Dennis Nedry.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 00:34 |
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Shibawanko posted:brow is destiny
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 13:58 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:yes, but not because he hadn't heard about christ, but for making a sapient creature his toilet
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 17:25 |
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Compromise for the next attempt: Grendel AND his mother are both sexy but fully clothed; Beowulf is both completely naked and a monster.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 00:13 |
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euphronius posted:At no point do any of the Wise (minus Saruman) ever say Saurons victory is inevitable . That is not a theme.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2021 18:14 |
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Pham Nuwen posted:Speaking of hobbits in the Shire, give me a movie that's just 3 hours of Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin wandering through the Shire just like the very start of Frodo's journey in Fellowship.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2021 23:55 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I really wish we had more Tolkien content that was published in his lifetime. Not The New Shadow type poo poo but a feature complete Silmarillion.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 16:30 |
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Yes, that's precisely why I wish I could see it: it would've been a wonderful (and likely sanctimonious) trainwreck.
Drakyn fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Jan 22, 2022 |
# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 21:30 |
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Data Graham posted:And lol she was shrunken
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 14:43 |
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Ravenfood posted:Which, you know, is racist. It is somewhat countered by the hobbits being referred to as the least of beings (iirc) and yet they are the ones to destroy the Ring. Still not great.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 00:52 |
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Ravenfood posted:Oh yeah for sure. By "still not great" I didnt mean that the hobbits didnt become great, just that having the hobbits do things the "great people" couldn't doesnt mean that it isnt still a bad look.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 01:09 |
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euphronius posted:I’m not trying to be profound (lol). Numenoreans were taller, lived longer, had claims on kingdoms, could use magic, and so on . (Not even getting into the elves) Ok if you want to say that isn’t necessarily objectively good I understand that point.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2022 23:03 |
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Phy posted:Ulmo knows where you live
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 22:52 |
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Imagined posted:Maybe they were werewolves.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 00:20 |
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:It's not the anachronism that bothers me about Sexy Shelob, it's that it just strikes me as crass commercial capitalism sexualizing literally anything vaguely female because sexy art sells more copies of the game than a non-sexualized spider would. Tolkien's Middle-Earth: A Non-Sexualized Spider Also if we're talking Bored of the Rings, it's sort of interesting that Shelob being Sauron's ex is something it and shadow of whatever have in common.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2022 13:58 |
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Tree Bucket posted:Your av is you when you roll over a log to reveal something with eight legs and a bristly carapace.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2022 01:36 |
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By gawd that's Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo's music!
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2022 19:51 |
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Tree Bucket posted:how about you ring a dong dillo ring a dong hop along right out of this thread?!
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 18:20 |
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Mahoning posted:“I cannot self-terminate, Sam.”
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 14:53 |
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euphronius posted:Iirc in the earlier drafts of lotr, Aragorn had 0 claim to Gondor and was going there because the Gondorians were doing an open casting call for a King.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2023 18:10 |
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CommonShore posted:
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 12:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 22:15 |
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Bruceski posted:Gandalf is a Yakuza character. Throws off the robe, has a massive tattoo under there.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 16:27 |