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You know how hippies are always complaining about cluster bombs because like 40% of their victims are children? My idea is for facial recognition software to be built into every cluster bomb. So if someone comes to investigate the bomb, it scans them and checks their history. If they're an enemy soldier, a civilian adult or a kid who's either an orphan or has recently been a naughty little poo poo, it detonates. Otherwise it stays put.
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Double Muhammad posted:I use my phone a bunch and pray to Allah that one of these days we're gonna get hit with an update that adds another button to the keyboard. It functions like the backspace key but instead deletes forward. This new forwardspace key will erase the frustration that arises from being one letter off with the cursor when erasing a word. Like the DEL key on a full-size computer keyboard?
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Oct 12, 2013 00:07
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There was a chip shop in my hometown that would batter and deep-fry anything you brought in. There's a tradition of deep-frying other fast food here in Scotland, like deep-fried pizza, deep-fried sausage and the deep-fried Mars bar. I think it was supposed to be so you could have whatever fried snack you wanted, so if you didn't fancy a deep-fried Mars bar, you could buy a Snickers or something, take it in and they'd fry it for you, and they'd make money on selling you a can of ginger or a poke of chips at the same time. I never got the chance to take anything in myself, because once someone brought a David Hasselhoff CD and they battered and deep-fried it, good as their word, and closed shortly after.
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Nov 12, 2013 01:19
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You can do that already by just remembering to put your pants on the radiator the night before. Radiator pants are a real treat.
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Dec 15, 2013 23:54
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