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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post your million dollar ideas: Highdeas and Hulk Hogan meat shoes ITT
 
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Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

 A tiny Roomba that stays under the passenger seat in my car. It's sole purpose is to detect and push trash that I throw over there into a box that I can remove/dump/replace.

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Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

Minarch posted:

A garbage can molded so that it perfectly fits the floor space of my car's passenger seat.

Baldbeard posted:

A tiny Roomba that stays under the passenger seat in my car. It's sole purpose is to detect and push trash that I throw over there into a box that I can remove/dump/replace.

I hope you're ready for high-tech competition. :colbert:

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Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Well first off, people who eat at Burger King.


Well, do you really want to have to stick your fingers between the door and the passenger seat so you can fish out that last piece of trash? Or comb through the floor mat to make sure all the dirt, crumbs, and hair clippings are removed? Do you really have time--after winding yourself with two pounds of burger meat--to clean up the Sbarro pizza box that has trapped itself under your seat? Probably not.

New invention: Disposable floor mats (with curved edges, to trap trash). "Trash mats".

EDIT: We could even expand into various trash mat themes: Tribal patterned trash mats. Tweetie Bird trash mats. Ed Hardy trash mats.

We could get fast-food companies in on it. Like a Bigmac trashmat that looks like those cardboard burger boxes, complete with printed pickle and tomato slice.

The McDonald's Bigmat.

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Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

 A container about the size of a breadbox that you can program to turn on at a specific time, like just before your work alarm goes off. The boxes function? Warms socks and underwear for you.

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