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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Urban Space Cowboy posted:

At least Miranda's finally admitting that Railrunner is a monster, right? Right? :ohdear:

No she just means he's kinda like a dragon thing, that's what that term means when used by a weird artist of "anthropomorphic" creatures.

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The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

attackbunny posted:

So rollercoasters gorily murder anyone unfortunate enough to meet them and get all kinds of hosed up on all kinds of booze, but they never go past first base. Okay.

No, coasters are immune to the effects of alcohol, remember?

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Urban Space Cowboy posted:

At least Miranda's finally admitting that Railrunner is a monster, right? Right? :ohdear:

Not a monster in the "depraved, heartless person" sense.

Deadly Chlorine
Nov 8, 2009

The accumulated filth of all the dog poop and hairballs will foam up about their waists and all the catladies and dog crazies will look up and shout "Save us!"
... and I'll look down and whisper
"No."

I stayed up until 5am reading this thread without noticing.


I just want to die now. :negative:




Seriously though JosephWongKS your commentary was goddamn hilarious and all the extra fanfiction and especially the readings were fantastic. A Good Thread. :unsmith:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
What kind of non-child labels bottles of alcohol "XXX" and "Beer!"?

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

I have introduced my friend to this thread. He will never be the same.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Pick posted:

What kind of non-child labels bottles of alcohol "XXX" and "Beer!"?

To be fair, that Railrunner might actually want a type of liquor that bills itself as 'a porn studio in your mouth' and/or 'a taste of Vin Diesel' comes as no surprise.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

change my name posted:

Ahahaha even the loving chair has little roller coaster gecko feet/wheels.
That's a detail that some actual thought went into--it would be like the lion-feet on furniture of their world. The first and only bit of real worldbuilding in this setting.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

a travelling HEGEL posted:

That's a detail that some actual thought went into--it would be like the lion-feet on furniture of their world. The first and only bit of real worldbuilding in this setting.

It'd be more like having human feet on the bottom of your chair.

Wouldn't Amusement Park Between have kions anyway, from carousels?

Do things like the pogo rides in parks go to APB when they "die?"

There, I have already put more thought into this than she has.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Toilet Clam posted:

It'd be more like having human feet on the bottom of your chair.
Which would own, qed.

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

JosephWongKS posted:

As you may know from the OP of this thread, this Let's Read arose as a result of me doing a Let's Play of the CYOA known as Heroes Rise. If you came to this Let's Read thread from that Let's Play thread or are otherwise cognisant of the qualities of Heroes Rise, this may be of interest to you:


Heroes Rise: The Hero Project was released on 20 September 2013, so the moratorium for a Let's Play thread of this CYOA will expire on 19 December 2013.

Reminder - One more week to the expiry of the moratorium for Heroes Rise: The Hero Project: The Let's Play.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

a travelling HEGEL posted:

Which would own, qed.

No. No, it really wouldn't.

And doesn't.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
I was both too ill to do much else due to impaired walking ability and an ordinary common cold today, so for some reason I read more of this stupid book aloud way after the fact.



This covers Chapters 19-22. In order to assist myself in not dying from this book I placed some random Japanese trance-pop and a few Space Jam remixes in the background, I hope y'all don't mind.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

JosephWongKS posted:

Reminder - One more week to the expiry of the moratorium for Heroes Rise: The Hero Project: The Let's Play.
I can't wait :allears:

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Heroes Rise: Hero Project - Sequel to the Critically Acclaimed Heroes Rise

Esroc
May 31, 2010

Goku would be ashamed of you.
Oh, hey. I went to art school with Miranda. She tried selling this book to anyone who would give her the time of day. I never knew anyone who actually bought and/or read it though. I felt a little bad for her, honestly. She was kind of a joke around campus and always looked really lonely. :(

EDIT: I had a whole writeup here about my experiences with her but decided it might not be appropriate to discuss her in such detail on an internet forum. I might be willing to field a few small questions if anyone's interested, depending on the subject matter.

Esroc fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Jan 9, 2014

NeoAnjou
Jul 22, 2010

Esroc posted:

I might be willing to field a few small questions if anyone's interested, depending on the subject matter.

Yeah - be very careful, it could get really creepy really fast.

I'm sorry to hear that Miranda looked lonely - it's one thing to make fun of someone who is happy, arrogant, and oblivious, but it's kinda sad if she's having a bad time of things in general.

Anyway - I have what I hope is a not-creepy question, given the line about Rodney's liking roller coasters despite never having been on one, has Miranda (to your knowledge) ever actually ridden a roller-coaster?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Esroc posted:

EDIT: I had a whole writeup here about my experiences with her but decided it might not be appropriate to discuss her in such detail on an internet forum. I might be willing to field a few small questions if anyone's interested, depending on the subject matter.

I think you shouldn't say anything, this thread already got too close to getting creepy a couple of times, and giving us info about Miranda is not going to help.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
Its sad that you thought she looker lonely, nobody needs to be lonely.

I have a question. The main problem with her art, other than the rollercoasters, is perspective. She can definitly draw. Since you went to the same school, do you also have problems with perspective? ;)

Esroc
May 31, 2010

Goku would be ashamed of you.

Darth TNT posted:

Its sad that you thought she looker lonely, nobody needs to be lonely.

I have a question. The main problem with her art, other than the rollercoasters, is perspective. She can definitly draw. Since you went to the same school, do you also have problems with perspective? ;)

My expensive as hell art degree resulted in me airbrushing sunsets and palm trees on t-shirts for tourists to make a living. I'd say perspective is the least of my failures as an artist.

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

attackbunny posted:

Twisted! is published by AuthorHouse. Looking at their price packages, it must have cost at least $949 dollars to publish as a paper copy, because it comes with illustrations. (which were worth every cent.) And another $349 or so for the ebook. I think the senior Leeks did a lot more than 'let her publish it'.

Why is unfathomable.

Because AuthorHouse is a scam (read http://authorhouse-publishing-scam.blogspot.com/2011/01/authorhouse-is-actively-committing.html for more details).

It shouldn't cost you anything to get a book legitimately published, except for the postage and supplies (computer, pen, printer, notebook, and paper), but seeing Miranda'a mastery at writing a novel, she probably doesn't know how to legitimately get published either. To that, I say, "Good. Less competition for the rest of us. I hope she goes bankrupt trying to push that waste of trees."

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Just noticed that this thread was about to go into archives. I never really read this but the parts I did read scarred me deeply -- for people who were regulars in this thread, should it be goldmined or was it a horror best forgotten?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Just noticed that this thread was about to go into archives. I never really read this but the parts I did read scarred me deeply -- for people who were regulars in this thread, should it be goldmined or was it a horror best forgotten?

i think it is a wonderful thing that should be preserved

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

A horror best goldmined

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
Goldmine it, so our children may weep for our folley.

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Just noticed that this thread was about to go into archives. I never really read this but the parts I did read scarred me deeply -- for people who were regulars in this thread, should it be goldmined or was it a horror best forgotten?

I'd be much obliged if you would goldmine this thread, so that I can link to it in my Where I Read thread of the sequel to Twisted as and when Miranda Leek publishes it.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
A horror best left finely sauteed in the depths of the Goldmine.

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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

This thread is solid gold.

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