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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I love how our main character just looks like some dirty rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 22:38

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# ¿ Jan 29, 2023 12:28

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Iced Cocoa posted:

Yes. It was brought up in the "Strangest thing on DeviantArt" PYF thread. I read the preview and thought it was a great book for drinking games, then it proved too much for me once I got further into it. Twisted! is the only book I've actually deleted from my Kindle and the Amazon Kindle Library.

I'm pretty sure this is the most DeviantArt thing I've ever been exposed to.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2013 04:26

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

JosephWongKS posted:

Bonus Content

I've always wanted to see a bumper car's serious face.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2013 23:23

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Iced Cocoa posted:

~~Railrunner drowning~~ I wish. What the hell is this perspective anyway?

The center segments look like a big ol' row of balls. Just big old flappy sacks.

quote:

Apparently swamps in Amusement Park Between are filled with non-Newtonian fluids and nothing else! Poor Thunderbark forgot to keep running in order to stay afloat.

That's okay, his huge floppy bordello tits will keep his head above water.

Pick fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Jul 20, 2013

# ¿ Jul 20, 2013 22:00

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Angrymog posted:

For some reason I've just marathoned this thread.

Apart from the horrible characterisation, nonsensical plot and psychotic 'heroes', you know what really bugs me?

Those loving wheel-fingers.

They're useless as fingers.

They're useless as wheels - just look at those loving things, there's no way they could turn.

They're useless as weapons as they're described - claws out of the middle aren't going to work unless you're rolling forwards and scrapping against your opponent's side. Maybe if they had sharpened centres or something? Like those pizza slicing things maybe.

It's really loving weird because of how glaringly obvious it is that the wheels should be in the opposite orientation. Then he could roll around like they were roller skates or something instead of looking like a dumb loving frog.

Pick fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jul 22, 2013

# ¿ Jul 22, 2013 21:16

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Voltin Bolt posted:

lmao that goofy motherfucker has a seat piercing, that's the dumbest detail ever.

I almost cried with laughter when I saw it. A loving seat piercing.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2013 18:31

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

She dumped all her skill points into crosshatching.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2013 01:45

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Her art has countless weaknesses, but none more glaring than literally every single roller coaster looking identical.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2013 15:14

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I think a lot of the confusion comes from the fact that I am not convinced she has ever actually seen a roller coaster.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2013 23:02

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

She USED to draw the fingerwheels in the orientation that makes sense!!

# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 22:26

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I would put my life in the hands of Dr. Timberwolf.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2013 17:59

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

SSNeoman posted:

I'd also like to point out that Leek has still not move on from her coaster obsession. It has been going strong for almost 5 years.

The saddest loyalty.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2013 22:39

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Recursively retarded.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 04:20

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I changed my mind; this must become a movie.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 03:03

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# ¿ Jan 29, 2023 12:28

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

What kind of non-child labels bottles of alcohol "XXX" and "Beer!"?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2013 02:28

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