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I guess someone managed to one-up anthropomorphic airplanes, huh. Didn't think it was possible. Shine on, Miranda Leek, you crazy furry diamond.
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Iced Cocoa posted:I never thought then I would wish she would be as subtle ripping off things as she did with bending. quote:Then the gash started to shrink, till it was no longer visible, Rodney had healed himself. Clare stood unmoving. She gasped as she realized her mistake.
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The knife had a silver blade, obviously. Actually, maybe it was a carney knife; it would make sense that his body would be impervious to everything except that made of carnival.
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JosephWongKS posted:
![]() ![]() Honestly I'd much rather see a drawing of a bloodied Detective Black leaping at a roller-coaster with a machete. crime weed fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Apr 14, 2013 |
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The whole thing reeks of FYIAD-syndrome. Honestly you could replace all instances of "roller coaster" and "coaster" with dragon and the story would be quote:
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Clearly Rodney will have a repentance phase where he works to somehow make up for his wrongdoings via. community service work. I mean it's not like he'd go through the rest of the book without feeling some kind of regret for the bloodshed. R-right?
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Black Paranormal Detective Book V: The Deadly Ride quote:Detective Black is back with another thrilling mystery to solve! In the small town of Huntersberg, nicknamed "the city on the edge of reality", where mankind's greatest dreams and fears are realized, trouble is once again brewing. Follow Black and his trusty band of officers as discover what truly happens to lonely, neglected amusement park attractions, but beware! Not everyone who's getting on this ride is getting off... Alive! crime weed fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Apr 19, 2013 |
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Considering their sheer length and mass, I think the fact that they can swim in the first place should be considered a 'power'. I don't see anything that heavy doing anything but sinking straight to the bottom.
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Iced Cocoa posted:Instead of a colon or a butthole of any kind, there is a furnace. Where every "waste material" is put in and it is converted to energy that radiates throughout the body of the roller coaster. Another non-SA friend of mine watching this thread commented that to do that they have to destroy the very atoms to convert matter into energy in that manner, as both fusion and fission always leave a mass of some matter. Must smell awful.
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Could we stick to analyzing the book and not the author? I mean, analyzing aspects of the author through the book is sort of ok, but other than that... Also, I'm gonna have to try my hand at a bit of writing soon, jeez. Everyone's gonna contribute to Black's legacy~
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SSNeoman posted:But they're supposed to be reptiles, aren't they? Why does she get pregnant?
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quote:e: also, in this "high-tech" world, they use wooden signposts ![]()
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Oblivion4568238 posted:...Ironwheel is a Ferris Wheel, right? I don't feel like going back and checking, not after mustering that defense.
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Phummus posted:This sounds like a challenge. So lets all list our top 5 things we think couldn't possibly happen in the story. 2) It turns out the true villain isn't Ironwheel after all. The historians of the Carnival had always wondered: ages ago, their society lived without the technology they take for granted today. No anti-grav (drink) coasters. Then, one day, according to the texts, all the coasters just... Appeared. And no one questioned it; who would, they seemed harmless enough. Little did they know... 3) Railrunner falls in love with a ride that isn't the same species as he. 4) Everything after the jail cell is all a delusion in Railrunner's mind; after getting netted by Detective black, he gradually began to lose energy. Without any rides or carnivals to recharge with, he became helpless and weak in his cell; his sanity slowly slipping away from him. None of the police offers know how to help, nor do they dare; Railrunners insane ramblings often made mention of slaughter and bloodshed. Once, he stared at detective Black, holding out a "hand", and suddenly broke into laughter, screaming "I did it, Thunderbark! I did it!" Right before his death, Railrunner regains a fragment of his sanity, and comes to realize this terrible reality... (I gotta go to work so no fifth for now, sorry) crime weed fucked around with this message at 13:23 on May 4, 2013 |
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Aww, I was really hoping it would be a patchwork monstrosity of a bunch of different rides. Also, why is it in a wooden boat? What is with the whole "high-tech society" deal, seriously.
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quote:"He knows you are from another world.” quote:A searing inferno completely wiped out the first row of helpless men.
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quote:Just how friggin’ enormous was the shopping mall in Huntersville?
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Well, he's obviously going to get revealed as a red (ugh) in the arena anyway. Not that it'll have any consequence whatsoever ("omg! it's the red! everyone genuflect!")
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JosephWongKS posted:Railrunner’s been with Static for weeks (during his training at the Temple), and he still doesn’t know what Static eats.
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Iced Cocoa posted:One thing, how did they even know about this plan in the first place? It's not as if the Fallen would have just announced it to everyone
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augh, the lines and crosshatching are so wonderful, why must they combine to form something so horrifying
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Oblivion4568238 posted:Sounds to me like Miranda was trying to use a synonym for "procured", and thought "Well, "concurred" is kinda similar, I don't even need to use the thesaraus!" Unless the sentence is about battle plans rather than battle supplies, in which case quote:During the last hour, I concurred with some of the basics [basic plans] we could use for our battle plan. although it really does seem like he's supposed to be acquiring things. probably. crime weed fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jun 10, 2013 |
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Les Miserables "I did not attack the man" Fantine sighed "Oh ok that makes sense," Javert laughed Fantine then transformed into a roller coaster and gave birth Enqueue scene "Javert's Suicide"
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JosephWongKS posted:Who wants to bet that Thunderbark ends up apologizing to Railrunner instead? Except thunderbark will be the sorrier of the two.
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Rollercoaster Claire vomits viscous purple healing goo. Either that or there's a mcguffin that hasn't activated yet?
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Why is the man on the right's arm so wrong
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Iced Cocoa posted:Figuring out the genders of roller coasters from images like that. Honestly, from everything I've gathered, it would make the most sense if they all had the same sexual physiology, if any
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Is that a baby static? Why is it so tiny?
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