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"Verbal riposte" can be use as a flowery-as-gently caress version of "comeback", but that was hardly a comeback let alone a riposte. And 80 'g's is what? Redrunner's beverage costs 6 gs, which seems to be some martini thing, served at a bar so that's what like ~30 bucks? so 80 would be ~400 dollars. Well that seems about right I guess. I haven't been to many unlicensed fighting tournaments in my life.
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# ¿ May 25, 2013 05:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 00:29 |
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Railrunner is The Hero, right? Because "drinking blood of your enemies" is generally a villainous quality.Bobbin Threadbare posted:Black Raptor Now see? He sounds like a villain. Control everything covered in black and darkness by casting a shadow over a battlefield. Clever and villainous. Very good qualities. We haven't even met the guy and he has already done something villainous.
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# ¿ May 30, 2013 21:54 |
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Iced Cocoa posted:The reluctant and/or redeemable vampire is a common trope. Yeah, except Railrunner is neither reluctant or redeemable. I mean he just killed a being and harvested its blood with no remorse or secondary thoughts. I also meant to point out that I TOTALLY CALLED The Angu Ra to have other MacGuffin powers, and lo it was so. It can grant energy and deflect concussion beams! Maybe it has even more loving powers we don't know about.
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# ¿ May 31, 2013 18:13 |
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Freud would have a field day with all these female characters grabbing poles of some sort Okay no really. You have a rebel force with medical equipment camping out inside a tomb. How big is that loving tomb? If it is so big, then how was lost? Were there aggressive dust cyclones in the area? And really Miranda. Just explain all medical equipment with "nanomachines". I am loving serious. If you have no imagination, then having such a dismissive explanation of medical technology is totally acceptable.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2013 21:32 |
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Cuntpunch posted:Nanotorches It actually does. I mean it's still bad, but when you look at it in context of the source material, it's a definite improvement.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2013 21:44 |
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In Ironwheel's defense, at least he's doing something villainous. I mean it's the most act of mass murder possible ("Let's kill everyone in the city!" "But...we...own...the city..." "DON'T CARE!") but something is finally loving happening.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2013 17:42 |
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What is this? Am I...getting...INVESTED...in the story? My hat's off to you Bobbin. You can write a cunning, likable character and provide a creative world for him. How are you going to handle currency in this world?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2013 00:31 |
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quote:“That’s right, I am firing you.” I said snapping my wheels like I would fingers. My allies suddenly drew their swords and slammed them into the guards. The grey soldier stared at me in shock then back to the sword that stuck out of his belly. Took me literally 5 seconds. quote:“Sorry, seems you didn't make the cut.” I smiled as he fell to the dirt ground dead. quote:“Budget cuts, you know how it is.” I smiled as he fell to the dirt ground dead. Literally 10 seconds. Pththya-lyi posted:Humbert Humbert? He eventually feels remorse for his actions. Judging from the sequel, Railrunner has no such revelations. What did Thomas Covenant do? Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jun 11, 2013 |
# ¿ Jun 11, 2013 18:08 |
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It does go through the whole length of the coaster! That's horrifying. Man oh man, they are really lucky that they are super special roller-coasters. Because that mother and child have an extremely high chance to have possibly-fatal complications occur during the process. I'm serious, at this point I would say a Caesarean would be a saner and less painful approach to this.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2013 03:38 |
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"Man, we are gonna LIBERATE the poo poo out of this town." I can't wait for the climactic battle that will take place in the castle! After Railrunner cradles Thunderbark's corpse of course. Because he's the mentor, ya know?
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2013 05:40 |
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Ironwheel will kill Thunderbark. Thunderbark's death enrages Railrunner who will kill Ironwheel. He will still be angry and take it out on his comrades. Because of What He Is.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2013 17:36 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Having the villain shout "See you never!" and leap out of the building in the middle of what really ought to have been the final confrontation suddenly makes me think Luke should have shouted "gently caress off, shitlord!" before falling off the catwalk on Cloud City. Agreed. The worst part is I can see Miranda thinking "man, I am SO clever!" while she's writing that line. Ironwheel still seems cooler than Railrunner. I mean he was respectful to Railrunner before the fight began, and his harshest insult was "you're weak!" I'm also kind of feeling bad for Static since he's the only one calling Big Red out on his bullshit and everyone, the author included, shits on him for it. He still thoughtlessly murdered policemen, but that's par for the course at this point.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2013 18:58 |
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Damnit Miranda it's not an emotional scene! There's no drama in saying "TBark is Murdercoaster's godfather"! Why do you think we honestly give a poo poo? I mean even your other characters who constantly stroke Railrunner's ego think it's a stupid revelation! Can we get back to Ironwheel? At least I can sympathize with him. If all the other rides apparently loving love Railrunner maybe their demise is just and deserved. gently caress. gently caress. It just hit me. The non-Fallen rides are the bad guys! The Fallen conquered them and let them live, and in return they wish to use their champion to kill them all! The headfiction required to support this is kinda screwy and incoherent, but I think we're WELL past the point of caring for such trifles. Bobbin's work is top-notch. I am curious about what our good detective will do next.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 21:41 |
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Railrunner is basically Red John.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 17:31 |
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Iced Cocoa posted:You had to remind me of one whom I ran into some time ago. When the whole "anthro airplanes" came up on the "strangest things on DA" thread, I figured I could look into some of the more absurd drawings. I encountered someone's DA account. Saw that the artist claimed to have published seven books already and one of his/her drawings actually made it on board the ISS. I'm ashamed I found the artist again so quickly. Yeah, he was one of those Bizzare Anthros people who didn't make it into my post. For obvious reasons. I feel his ideas could work if they looked better. He seems to have skills with animation. But he seems to take his anthropomorphic airplanes supr srsly and that doesn't do anyone any good. Some of them get really weird too. Anyway, some better work from the "Forever Remember Us" dude:
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2013 19:00 |
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And unlike Railrunner, Ironwheel has tact about killing the man. Sure he ripped out and swallowed the man's throat, but he didn't go into some crazy bloodlust frenzy like Railrunner does.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2013 18:28 |
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You know how the chaos space marines yell "I can feel the Warp overtaking me! It is a good pain!" and all that? I now know how that feels thanks to this book. Here we go everybody! Strap yourselves in because we're gonna our way to wanton slaughter and co-dependent domestic abuse! Really though, they're not even going to ask Clare if she wants to become a roller coaster? And OF COURSE Railrunner gets to choose Dreggon posted:ShadowtraaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JWKS please refer to Shadowtrack as such when she makes her appearance. Maybe a few less gonks though.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 18:43 |
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Miranda please stop. You're not clever and neither is the so-called hero of this story. This is a stupid plan. Not the stupidest, I have absolute faith that Railrunner could think up of an even dumber plan, like marching into the police precinct to make a deal. I think everyone in this thread wouldn't put it past him. Okay. So remind me again what the master plan is. We want to find Ironwheel who apparently has shapeshifting powers. We need Captain Vicks' help...why? He's after Clare and you, yes? Then let him come to you. Find a place, fortify it, then stay there. I suppose if you're a complete loving sociopath you can also put on Freakshow's corpse somewhere near it so that Ironwheel can be lured in. I can totally see Railrunner desecrating a corpse for such purposes. quote:My decision was to look for a pay phone so Captain Vick wouldn’t be able to trace my call. Motherfucking
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 17:35 |
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NO NO NO NO NO I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS HORSESHIT. Step aside Bobbin, I will use my (incredibly mediocre) writing skills to fix this. ~Fanfictions~ posted:Agent Robert "Captain" Vicks arrived on the scene ahead of his colleagues. "This place is going to turn into a warzone!" he growled to himself. Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jun 27, 2013 |
# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 05:18 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Being a focus of poetry and romance, I've heard a lot of different metaphors, similes, and analogies regarding the moon. "Vibrant orb" is a new one. You'd think she'd use it to refer to the sun. And I think the art has broken me, because when I saw Clare sitting on Railrunner I thought "hey, she actually looks okay in this one"
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 19:35 |
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I can only imagine she helps Railrunner because she's stoned out of her loving mind. I mean that's the only reason I can think why she and her friends would offer asylum to a mass murderer. And can you say "self-insert Mary Sue"? I sure can! quote:To the human eye, Railrunner is seen as a monster. Being a living roller coaster - he's worth money in pockets. In one case he is captured by a mysterious man and his team of bounty hunters that are a part of a secret government organization. He is drugged heavily, chained to a steel platform, and starved- all the while the group experiments. A week after he is originally captured, Railrunner awakes in a steel warehouse, unable to move, his bones visible, barely able to speak, and feeling horrible. He silently pleas for mercy, crying from any needle they force past him, injecting a serum that is intended to restrain - feeling like fire through his veins - and he's too weak to fight back. Seriously Miranda. Am I supposed to be feeling bad for him? These people are treating him exactly as he should be treated. Like an otherwordly mass-murdering monster. I mean okay, the starving thing is a bit over-the-top but it's not like he doesn't deserve it. These guys managed to capture Railrunner, and use needles that penetrate his healing factor and plot armor. They are cool and very competent, other than the obligatory "Accidentally letting the monster escape to meet the girl who nurses him back to health" bullshit. Why should I hate them?
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 23:57 |
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Eh, I still wouldn't hold it against Ironwheel. Teenagers who steal people's canes for shits and giggles deserve what's coming to them. And man, Miranda really likes this loving trope. How many times has a criminal tried to mug a being more powerful than themselves so far?
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2013 03:32 |
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That was hosed up. That was some seriously hosed up poo poo. He never once mentioned this idea to Clare. He was totally willing to let her die so that she can become a roller-coaster. And of course we get some roller-coaster master race bullshit from Railrunner. Goddamn this book. This horrible, loving book.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2013 08:53 |
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Rahonavis posted:This is just the very worst aspect of it but you know what, guys? We did it. We finally found a fictional relationship that is more deeply hosed up in every conceivable way than anything that happens in the entire Twilight series. (And no, I am not forgetting the bit where the werewolf was in love with the protagonist because he was really precognitively in love with her potential unborn children or something.) I was just about to say that I can't even use that dumb "still a better love story than Twilight hurrhurr" joke because it's not. I was at first fascinated, then I was annoyed, then frustrated, but now I'm just ashamed. Ashamed I know this book. Ashamed that I was the one who found that horrible drawing. Ashamed for Miranda because it depicts an absolutely horrible romance as positive and wonderful thing, where one person can non-consensually decide to permanently alter his partner's life. I am going to go and watch the next part of the LP by youreviltwin of the 2009 Wulfenstein game. It is about using magic powers and guns to kill Nazis, and it still has a more positive and heartwarming message than this horrible loving book. Or maybe I'll get off my rear end and work on my LP where I describe the attacks of a giant space dragon made out of radio wave interference. This monster manages to be both cooler AND less dumb than Miranda's horrible, smug, psychopathic murdercoasters. Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jul 1, 2013 |
# ¿ Jul 1, 2013 02:55 |
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gently caress I hate Railrunner. Especially when he tries to verbally spar with someone. Ironwheel is awesome, channeling Liquid's "BRRRROOOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHHEEEEERRRRRRR!!!" speech. And is it just me or was the who Ferris Wheel thing completely pointless? Railrunner just created a Fallen for no reason.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2013 17:42 |
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attackbunny posted:ETA: Oh, new page. Here is a drawing of Railrunner eating a giant penis to make you all objectively better people and spare you the torments of perdition. You're too kind. What kind of afterlife reward does one get for seeing a roller coaster give birth and for seeing pictures of Shadowtrack?
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 00:33 |
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In my draft of the next section of Vicks' fight, I had one of his subordinates set up a trap of anti-coaster claymore mines. They detonate and mortally wound Railrunner. While he is lying there, the Augu Ra lets out a blinding light, healing his minor wounds and cauterizing his major ones. I deleted it because what followed before and after that part was badly written.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 06:02 |
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I like Static. "He's dying...DIBS ON HIS poo poo!" I mean yeah he was trying to help Railrunner, but come on. We all know the truth. And that Deus ex Machina. Wow. No you know what, that's not good enough! Miranda what the gently caress, you disappoint me. quote:And as the liquid splashed down my throat, I was surging with power. My eyes glowed blue and I release my pent up energy. The wave washed over the the land, instantly killing Ironwheel. It transformed every person into a ride. Then suddenly it hit the ocean. It destroyed all the pollution in the ocean. It hit the sky and instantly fixed the ozone layer! It restored the dodo and gave it flight. It then made the worlds combine together into one, becoming a true paradise for all rides. YEAH. loving WHAT MIRANDA?
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 06:45 |
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quote:“You know, when I very first transformed into the creature that I am, I found out that I could smell fear. Ironwheel, you seem to have a great deal of it lingering from you.” I said calmly. “This is kind of like a student being punished by the principal. However it is not principal with the “pal” it should be the one spelled p-r-i-n-c-p-l-e. So, it is where the “student” is being punished by the principle of justice.” ...I hate her. I actually hate Miranda right now. Like I don't know who she is, I don't know what kind of person she is, I don't know what she did with her life and I don't know what happened to her but I hate her. I hate this...thing. It's not a loving verbal beatdown it's a Horatio Caine quote without The Who chiming in. And you can tell she was proud of this. This was the climax! This was where everything that happened in this book so far starts to get resolved. And this is what she came up with. I know Michael Bulgakov wrote that manuscripts never burn, but some of them really, really loving should. Still no sigh from Ironwheel, how about that?
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 14:35 |
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quote:“You know, when I very first transformed into the creature that I am, I found out that I could smell fear. Ironwheel, you seem to have a great deal of it lingering from you.” I said calmly. “This is kind of like a student being punished by the principal. However it is not principal with the “pal” it should be the one spelled p-r-i-n-c-p-l-e. So, it is where the “student” is being punished by the principle of justice.” This needs to be reposted on every page. Read it. Embrace it. Let your mind grok the awfulness in its entirety. That mouse story is pretty good. Reminds me of Skyhigh (the manga, not the dumb Disney film) which is awesome and should be read by everyone. I never did figure it out, what was up with all the loving animal cruelty?
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2013 01:01 |
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Put your username inside the book. The next goon who gets it, will read it and sign their name in there. You guys can then meet up and share war stories.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2013 18:24 |
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Miranda Leek posted:Twisted roller coasters are the coasters of Amusement Park Between, a place where rides go once they are put into storage or destroyed and where no humans are allowed. Roller coasters, like in the real world, are top dogs in Amusement Park Between, and for good reason. They are smart, fast, and extremely vicious when it comes to fighting. However, they are actually very civil and wise when it comes to other matters like daily life. I think this goes along with that picture of the girl and Railrunner. I still like those "horrible" roller coaster hunters more. They seem like badasses who hunt dangerous monsters for sport. Dangerous monsters who bend the elements, possess incredible speed, strength, agility and nigh-impervious skin. Would you like me to put the descriptions for Angeltrack's pregnancy complications? Fair warning: within. Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jul 9, 2013 |
# ¿ Jul 9, 2013 17:58 |
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Iced Cocoa posted:Wait, what pregnancy complications? All I can remember is that the delivery took forty hours. Did I erase something from my memory? Probably. During a good portion of Angeltrack's pregnancy, she was ill - her body not meant to carry a baby and it had to adapt. During the first two months, Angeltrack suffered from extreme morning sickness. Anything seemed to make her queasy. From succulent foods like fresh fish and other dishes to the smells of fragrance and the scents of freshly cooked meals. This was a difficult time for Angeltrack. Trips to the washroom and kitchen sink were very frequent. This worried Thunderbark greatly as he observed the fact that Angeltrack couldn't keep anything down and was losing weight rapidly. It made her more ill than before- unable to eat, Angeltrack was very weak. So much that she couldn't make it to her washroom to empty her stomach, and in one case she got sick all over Thunderbark himself. The white coaster worked his hardest to aid her. He fed her the only thing she was able to keep down, bland and tasteless crackers,constantly when she was awake and held the buckets for her every time she needed to vomit. [Oh what the gently caress Miranda!?] Though it pained him to see her miserable, Thunderbark always kept positive; rubbing her back gently and expressing that things were okay, and she would be fine. Things were going to get better. Bonus: quote:Time passes by and Angeltrack finally begins to love her unborn baby instead of hating it. This is the worst loving book
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2013 21:34 |
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Well I have no good sense of what to do with my money, so I'm wondering if I should buy Miranda a account. I recommend someone other than me send it to her, since I am terrible in explaining how SA works and how "we decreed that a punishment for a lovely text adventure would be your book" ...Incidentally... Heroes Rise? Still a better story than Twisted. And Bobbin, I notice you don't have plat. Post your email and I'll upgrade it or send you a certificate. Least I can do for the cool story you're writing.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 22:27 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Thanks, mate. The email attached to this account is [redacted]. I suppose I should get back to writing that thing now that I've finished up work on my actual novel (but don't get too excited; there are still a few steps such as "showing it to another human being" between now and publishing it). Done. Enjoy Bobbin Threadbare posted:I wasn't kidding when I called what I've been doing here "practice," by the way. I can honestly say that my participation in this thread has transferred some real improvements to the novel I intend to sell. You hear it here folks. Miranda Leek's novel will make you a better writer.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2013 03:39 |
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~Fanfictions~ posted:Vicks ran towards Mystic Park's main plaza. The plan was simple: get his men into position after finding Railrunner, lure him into an open area and then unleash everything they got. Seraphic Neoman fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Aug 9, 2013 |
# ¿ Jul 21, 2013 06:05 |
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You know what's funny? If Railrunner didn't have that bullshit magic potion, he would have been another notch on Ironwheel's belt. The dude is badass enough to take down Mary Sue coasters time and time again.quote:He is truly a monster indeed, feeding on suffering - and sometimes his servants if he feels like it. Ironwheel is a large, black roller coaster whose face is painted to resemble his skull and his metal and leather is torn and scarred from past encounters with reds, who unfortunately lost their match with the leader of the Fallen race. Bloodthirsty is perhaps the best definition to describe him. He vile, ferocious, and will seek to kill anyone or anything that disagrees or goes against him. Ironwheel is one formidable opponent indeed. There is no loving big enough for this book.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2013 03:19 |
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Why is Railrunner wearing an Organization XIII jumpsuit from Kingdom Hearts?
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2013 03:33 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:I have created this handy guide to lovely art! Thunderbark looks like he's falling backwards into a pit. Man this perspective sucks.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2013 05:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 00:29 |
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What annoys me about her art is that even when they get wounded, they look mildly inconvenienced instead of, oh I dunno, in loving pain! I mean that expression is what you have after you are tired, or if you have a mild hangover. NOT when you have grievous injuries or are otherwise in mortal peril!
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2013 05:21 |