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Rambling Robot posted:Tim Selaty - tell us about .... drunksgonewild.com and Sȇx.com! Or questioning where the donation money would go.
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etalian posted:Or questioning where the donation money would go. Speaking of, what's the count in that and has the due date been rolled back any? It was starting to look like our buddy saw he hit the gold mine.
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Mitchicon posted:Requesting Conservative Furry or Iraq War Vet Furry for the roll table. idk man, those sound like prestige classes to me.
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Paramemetic posted:idk man, those sound like prestige classes to me. Oh, maybe advanced classes. If you survive five days on TPC you get to upgrade.
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Hella Jefferson has fallen.   Nothing gets by Paul Guzda. Also, here have some dumb poo poo I made to post in the global feed:   
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^^^^ Oh my god, this is awesome. By the way, I showed those images to my husband, and I think you made his day. AthenaH2SO4 fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Feb 26, 2013 |
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bumble posted:Hella Jefferson has fallen. He was a hero to us all. The picture of your profile just doesn't do it justice. Armadillo Bandwagon fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Feb 26, 2013 |
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Ramc posted:You are welcome. drat, no idea how I missed that. Also, someone please tell me all of these "WE GONNA SHOOT US DOWN SOME DRONES!" posts/pictures are goons. They...they don't really think they're gonna take out drones with shotguns, right?
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I know this isn't unique to TPC, but Goddamn they're really bad about it: If you have something to say, make sure you turn it into an image macro otherwise nobody will ever care. Even if the image macro is literally just an image of text. Psyduck.
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Whoever Cat 2 Chainz is has been in rare form tonight. Gay Porn aside, this was my favorite exchange of the evening.
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This is the only screenshot I grabbed last night from my Zalgo account, because it made me laugh. Which probably means she's one of us. Some lady called her out as a possible troll for her response, but I checked earlier and it looks like she's still there. 
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bumble posted:Hella Jefferson has fallen. The art and the spelling in these made me realize something. Jeff K. needs to join that site NOW.
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So I decided to pick three traits and try to bundle them into a believable character: 53 = Relative killed by ______ (race table roll = 5) I figured brother killed in iraq was overdone, so my uncle was on a vacation in Morocco when 3 big mean Arabs took his vespa after throwing a cinder block at his head. 61 = Hot teenage republican girl Cheerleader in an all american highschool may be pushing it but aim for the stars I guess? 81 = Persecuted member of ______ (Good religions roll = 3) Mormon, are Mormons even allowed to cheer-lead? I'm pretty excited to get started. Here's the dice roller site I used http://www.roll-dice-online.com/. Edit: Further outline * Lives with father and stepmother in Hawaii. * Uncle was on a business trip trying to secure an off shore oil contract when he died (drillings good because its what uncle David would have wanted) * 2nd generation Canadian emigrate. Why should today's foreigners have it so easy using the states welfare system when your family had to fight for it? * Father is a self made millionaire and works for De Beers as a consultant. * Enjoys yachting with her friends as her only personal joy outside of cheer leading and church. * Visits Arizona and California twice a year for national school competitions. Digital Fingers fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Feb 26, 2013 |
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How about a really homophobic male dancer that is constantly asserting his masculinity?
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nullfox posted:wicked plan These kind of discussions belong on the Soros Channel, unless we want instant bans. 
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Everything I read on the actual site is making me dumber, so it's hard for me to get motivated to run a long troll. Everyone is posting the highlights anyway in this thread, I should just flame out, right?
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Wow, the fucktards are out in full farce tonight! I think you're pretty much asserted your right to a free mental examination. And it's covered under ObamaCare!  This one's just askin' for a pic of Bush reading to schoolkids as the World Trade Center burned.  I'll admit to having green eyes, but they're completely off on the rest.  Silly conservatives, parody is for the witty!  At this point in the proceedings I almost called it quits for the night. But the longer I expose myself to this batshit community, the more I'm able to put up with. And I'm glad I did.  If only they'd included Betty ford in their little montage. Then we would've had the lush, the one who cavorted with unholy psychics and the one that killed a guy with her car.  Someone want to slap that quote over a picture of the other guy? I'm too busy making this post.  gently caress it; I'm done. If you're just going to regurgitate easily disproven falsehoods, I'm not even going to bother with a witty retort.
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insert_funny posted:Wow, the fucktards are out in full farce tonight! Yeah, no kidding. Instead, we're left with pro-choice/pro-gay marriage Laura Bush, pro-choice/pro-fetal stem cell research Nancy Reagan, pro-choice/pro-ERA Pat Nixon... Y'know. The ideologically pure sort of people the Tea Party loves. C.C.C.P. fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Feb 26, 2013 |
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ReidRansom posted:This is the only screenshot I grabbed last night from my Zalgo account, because it made me laugh. Which probably means she's one of us. Some lady called her out as a possible troll for her response, but I checked earlier and it looks like she's still there. Here. I captured some Zalgo action also. 
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What a nice thing to post on someone's wall!
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"Stunning Video: More Proof That Obama Is Gay | beforeitsnews.com" It's a real TPC scoop! 
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Tane? Surely she's a goon with an FYAD name like that.
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bumble posted:Hella Jefferson has fallen. I am so glad you did this. Thank you. Props for the effort you put into the graphics, it feels like the genuine thing.
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Parallax Scroll posted:What a nice thing to post on someone's wall! It's great how casually one of the commenters drops "shot on the spot." Wait did I say great? I meant horrifying and awful.
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Digital Fingers posted:81 = Persecuted member of ______ (Good religions roll = 3) I think they were considered useful idiots after the gay hatin campaigns they ran using their golden dollars After the Romney debacle who knows though. I imagine it's like the Book of Mormon though (the Matt Stone/Trey Parker play), Christians see a bunch of dudes sorta getting it right about Jesus, and then making poo poo up and going "nononoNONO...well gently caress we're kinda desperate so let em have it I guess"
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bumble posted:Hella Jefferson has fallen. I refuse to believe that anyone who would ban this account is a true patriot!
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insert_funny posted:Wow, the fucktards are out in full farce tonight! Dang, if that things trigger is being operated remotely by a solenoid or a motor then I am pretty sure that's a super duper deep poo poo level felony.
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Does anyone remember who was posting the Victor Doom screengrabs last thread?
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Posting as "Ignorant Tea-bagger" and just saying the dumbest most bigoted poo poo I can think of and I getting a bunch of likes.
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Loving all of the interracial porn.
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Axetrain posted:Posting as "Ignorant Tea-bagger" and just saying the dumbest most bigoted poo poo I can think of and I getting a bunch of likes. It is a really great way to get friend requests. I feel like all of mine must be trolls but I know in my heart that it isn't true...
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 YOU loving PARANOID IDIOTS! Those are automotive rail cars! And the picture is nearly 5 years old. http://gas2.org/2008/06/19/honda-deploys-fleet-of-auto-max-railcars-to-ship-cars-and-trucks-to-market/
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I'm passing this on to a coworker's fiance who has a graduate level technical science degree and actually believes 99.9% of this stuff 
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...wasn't there a post asking not to make image macros for them? I mean, these people don't need any help in making themselves look stupid. We don't need to start making anything like that ourselves. Edit: v v v Eh, you're probably right. I should not post at 3 in the morning. DMW45 fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Feb 26, 2013 |
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BenRGamer posted:...wasn't there a post asking not to make image macros for them? I think it's OK if the quote or info is fake.
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Axetrain posted:Posting as "Ignorant Tea-bagger" and just saying the dumbest most bigoted poo poo I can think of and I getting a bunch of likes. I feel like it should be obvious that you are trolling as hard as you can.
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