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The Bible
May 8, 2010

In as an immigrant black/jew/abortion doctor with a white wife and mixed kids.

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Clearly, I am needed there.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

ButWhatIf posted:

Also hilarious: the same Tim Colbert fighting over his internet lady sent my deep cover his personal phone number in case she "wanted to talk." I can dig up a screenshot (with phone number blurred) tomorrow.

Oh god me too, maybe 2 hours ago. That guy is just shotgunning for any woman he can get. He's got like, 900 friends.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

sluggo is mad posted:

Eh, is Tim Colbert married? The carpet-bombing for "chicks" is one of the more revealing aspects of this poo poo. It's less about how the far right has zero respect for women and more about how these assholes are just so adorably new to the internet. Okay, it's still unbelievably lovely how these guys treat women. Seriously, how is any woman honestly a part of this loving mess?

His profile mentions being a father, but nothing about marriage status. Possibly divorced.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

djw175 posted:

See, what I don't understand is, why now and here? They know we're trolling the site. Why risk messaging one of us? There are plenty of loving dating sites on the web. Why not use those?

Go look at the ignorant, paranoid, racist garbage they are posting. If they had the critical thinking skills to realize what you are saying, they wouldn't have been posting there in the first place.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Is there some kind of global wall? If so, where?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I'm holding deep cover as a fundamentalist Christian, but god drat when I see poo poo like this

quote:

It's a proven fact that being gay is wrong. It's written in black and white. It's called the BIBLE. Again I say God does not like homosexuals so do you consider him a homophobe. I don't think you the liberals should go there.

It takes real force of will not to just unload. I feel like that every minute I spend on that awful site. God drat.

It almost makes stirring poo poo up between members not worth it. Almost.

Ugh, this sure explains a lot.

quote:



Not one comment refutes it. They all unanimously love it. Not one of them can see the logical problem here.

So there you have it. Physical appearance determines your morality, or lack thereof.

Have an awful comment.

quote:

Well you have people that live in the lifestyle of screw anything/anyone you want, screw the same sex, documented cases of drug and alcohol abuse..what did you expect? Facelifts and botox can only fix so much.

So I'm seeing all over that site that the Benghazi attack was somehow Obama's fault. How did they come to this? It is probably about half of everything posted over there, but no one has really explained the logic behind it. They sure are pissed about it though.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 02:20 on May 24, 2013

The Bible
May 8, 2010

spunkshui posted:

There are tons of smart, attractive, life saving people on both sides of the fence and if you actually believe your side is "better" in these areas you're a hypocrite.

Name some names on the republican side. Forget about attractive, just smart and life saving.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Do you define "smart" as college educated? Because, yknow, the police force, firemen, doctors, military, even scientists and engineers that believe in small government.

Don't confuse conservative with the Repulitard that the TPC is. They're two completely different things.

Let's define "smart" as someone at the top of their field, and possibly leading it.

And republicans do not believe in small government. Not in any capacity I've ever seen, at least. They are all about government getting into every aspect of life they disagree with and banning the everloving poo poo out of it. They only oppose government when it might infringe on their rights. They don't want to make it smaller, they want to wield it as a weapon.

DreamShipWrecked posted:

There's voting republican and there's being a Republican. The official Republican Party is moralist, not conservative. But what would you have your average conservative do, then? Vote democrat?

I'm not saying that the Republican Party isn't hosed. Just that painting them with a broad brush (they're all dumb, ugly parasites) is counterproductive.

If your party is noticeably insane and you disagree with their positions, then yes, I'd expect you not to vote for them. If you find conservatives distasteful, then yes, vote for someone else.

Voting republican is just as good as being a republican, because you're willfully putting society under republican control.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 04:55 on May 24, 2013

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Edit: nm, not the thread for it.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

SpookyTurtle posted:

AND NOW THE NEWS


Carrie Keagan, panelist on Fox News Channel's Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld

Hmm, I see how my leftist ideals are flawed now. Thank Holy Baby Jesus that Fox News and Carrie Keagan have swayed me with their keen insight and rock solid reporting.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Oh, wow, someone posted about someone who might make a decent president (from their perspective; he hates the poors) and instead of just patting each other on the back, they're actually making reasonable statements!

quote:

i want a few more questions answered by this guy before id vote for him..im tired of slick talking politicians

quote:

all the more reason to cheack him out..we really don't know his political views on anything...rubio proved slick talkers don't tell you everything..but what they think you want to hear

They're actually showing skepticism about a Republican candidate!

Maybe there is hope for these people yet, maybe



...oh.

And on the topic of immigration:

quote:

15 million is an invasion from another country..national guard should be on the boarder and armed

And they wonder why we call Tea Partiers racist.

And I still can't figure out this Benghazi kick they are on. I've checked a ton of news sites trying to find out if I've missed something. They are posting as if conclusive proof has come out that Obama knew all along that... I don't know, the Embassy would be attacked? Something about Hillary Clinton? Did I miss something here?

And Christ, every time they post Fox News as some kind of legitimate news site that hasn't been granted legal protection to outright lie, a small part of me just dies. Even worse are the "Thank God for Fox News" macros that keep going up.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 07:49 on May 24, 2013

The Bible
May 8, 2010

50 Foot Ant posted:

Cut wasteful spending, porkbarrel projects, roads that go nowhere, corporate handouts, raise taxes on the higher income brackets to post-WW2 levels, increase funding of schools, sciences, arts, law enforcement training/retention/hiring, decrease or eliminate student loan debt, pass legislation against debt peonage.

You know, fiscally conservative. Maximum use of the taxpayers dollar for the taxpayers benefit with minimum taxation on those who can least afford it.

Oh, and strong safety nets, including mental health services, in order to strengthen America and America's future.

We should be judged by how we treat the most vulnerable of our society.

Edit: For me I take the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution very seriously, including the amendments.

After all, shouldn't "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" cover Universal Health Care? It's a quality of LIFE and a HAPPINESS issue.

Oh, liberal. Sorry, but that's tree-hugging, flower child, flag burning socialism here in America.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Edit: nm

The Bible fucked around with this message at 03:27 on May 25, 2013

The Bible
May 8, 2010

YellerBill posted:

Apparently the cops are coming for him? :iiam:

I'm sure he thinks he's a big enough deal to warrant a police helicopter. A lot of them are convinced they are on watch lists and no fly lists because of the biting macros they post all day, but odds are most of them aren't even a blip on the federal radar.

This is not to say they aren't on watch lists. I bet a lot of them are, just not for reasons they think.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:

The weird thing is that he isn't banned, since right before his final showdown with truth or whatever he posted some actually Nazi things, by which I mean literal praise for Adolf Hitler. It's possible people didn't see it because his profile was private at the time but I just checked right now and, for whatever reason, it's back. :iiam:

That's because over there, that isn't considered a bad thing.

I get the comparisons to us calling them an echo chamber while we are basically doing the exact same thing they are, just on the other side of the political mirror, but poo poo like this is what separates us and makes us right and them so very, very wrong.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

QuestWhat posted:

Not in the Koran but it is a popular legend among Muslims that the "M stripe" on the tabby cat's head are marks of Muhammad's fingers from petting his favorite cat.

VVVVV That's the one. When he came back, the cat woke up and bowed to him and he petted her creating the stripes.

So Muhammad was basically a wizard.

How does the Muslim faith regard witchcraft?

Also, it is amusing to see them condemn Muslims as violent and hateful people bent on exterminating non-muslims by posting image macros advocating the violent extermination of them.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Teaches of Peaches posted:

I can't imagine the insults they would try to lob at someone like that. Look at the things they throw at Obama. Try and imagine the possibilities!

Edit. They would most likely start screaming and foaming at the mouth and kill over right there.

They would simply snap and probably shoot up a shopping mall.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

thehumandignity posted:

For those of you keeping score at home, the AFDI is a hate group.

Seeing as it was mentioned on TPC, I just kind of assumed that.

mpyro posted:

Can someone please help me? My dad likes to watch Fox news, since the other news is too "liberal" for him.

For what it's worth, other news really isn't "too liberal" for him. That is simply code for "disagrees with what I've already decided to be reality". Jesus Christ himself could return in your dad's living room and declare the truth to him and it would be "too liberal".

In short, if he is watching and believing Fox News, he is beyond your influence.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Jun 4, 2013

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Dr_Amazing posted:

This site is supposed to be like face book but does anyone use it that way? Are there annoying updates about children or talking about tv shows? Any sort of normal conversation that's not political rants?

Their entire lives are consistent of nothing but political rants. They are using it like facebook, in that if they were on facebook, this is the poo poo they'd be posting non-stop.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Wild T posted:

Attention smart people: please don't use big words, thanks.



No one there really uses a particularly complex vocabulary, and they certainly don't use very complex or clever arguments.

This guy must be literally retarded if their garbage is flying over his head.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

looking.glass.eyes posted:

Funny thing is, most people in the tea party now absolutely were surveillance apologists about a decade ago, when the Patriot Act was being written and TIA was being pushed. They're fine with Orwellian levels of monitoring so long as the president is a white guy with an (R) next to his name.

And they will be again when we get such a president.

I genuinely worry for our first female president. Their reaction to a black president was bad enough, I really think someone might die if a women gets elected. The first gay president won't even be able to go out in public.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

asylum years posted:



Don't think that quite came out the way he meant it.

You really can't know for sure, though.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Wild T posted:



Man, did I go to the wrong college or what?

It still just blows my mind to see "Intellectual" used as an insult. I've traveled a lot, and I've only seen that sentiment in America.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:



EDIT: okay I am going to screenshot this.

I am having trouble telling if this is a troll or an actual TP poster.

I think I'm going to be sick. This is why I couldn't keep up my cover there; those people are just so, so awful and toxic.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

TVarmy posted:

What's the forecast on bigot tears? I have a hunch a storm is brewing.

I can't wait to clean up my Facebook friends list tomorrow.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Sir Tonk posted:

Does everyone on TPC think Reagan is still president? It's like they're living 1983 over and over every day.

In their version of it, anyway. Raegan supported an all-out assault weapons ban. I'd love to see them go back and try to mentally process that.

"Commie pinko Raegan gonna steal my guns!"

Edit: mixed him up with Nixon there, my bad.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Jun 27, 2013

The Bible
May 8, 2010


And there it is again. "Educated" used as an insult.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

TravBot posted:

And yet they want us to do our own homework. Make up your minds, TPCers!

No, see, we have the inferior "book smarts". They're "street smart", you see. That is superior, because it means they learned from real life, which we have never experienced.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

ChaosSamusX posted:

Sorry for quoting such an old post, but I'm having extreme difficulty telling if this was serious, or a troll posting some fascist propaganda quote to try and get attention - it makes so much sense either way.

No telling, but make no mistake, there are people who seriously believe that. A lot of them would die by that exact standard too. Just like libertarians, they simply assume they'll be the ones on top.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

AE-35 Unit posted:

Yet these are the people who scream about pressing 1 for English.

Look, not everyone has your bullshit egghead ivory tower math skills, ok? That poo poo's demonic anyway, with its transformations and loving proofs.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

bawbzilla posted:

How do you phrase this that it actually gets through instead of getting dismissed as LIEberal propaganda or disregarded with a wave of the hand and "Yeah right take an economics course bub :smug:"?

How do you stick your bare hands into a fire without burning them?

If these people were capable of considering the fact that they might be wrong and other people might be right, they wouldn't be Tea Partiers.

And yeah, they really do always go to "College economics? Heh, idiot. :smug:", don't they? Yet again, education as a negative. Where the hell else would I have learned about economics? On the streets?

Yes, I took economics courses in college. I took math and science courses too, and as a result, those are things I now understand. Why is that so bad?

The Bible fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jul 6, 2013

The Bible
May 8, 2010

AE-35 Unit posted:

I've found that just going through each bracket and doing the math step by step is helpful. Usually, when you show that you take a percentage of each income range at each bracket then during this demonstration the light bulb goes off. You'd be amazed at how many people think that tax bracket percentage = total percentage of gross income.

It won't do you much good if they're not genuinely in a frame of mind to learn, but that's true of anything.

Again, if Tea Partiers were interesting in logically reasoning out their beliefs through proof and analysis, they wouldn't be Tea Partiers. All that fancy college education and spreadsheet poo poo is just lies from Satan.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Mr Darcy posted:

Once again the Tea Party Community shows how ignorant they actually are about Obama:



Hint TPC: he's got two daughters ya morons! I'm a frigging Brit and even I know this!!

Racist and sexist, classy.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

romeo x-ray posted:

:argh: :golfclap:


Ha!

'You could die, or you could be prepared!!!!', 'feels weird not to have the weight at my side, kinda naked'. I know it's old news to say that every bullshit argument against gun control, every screech about CONFISCATION!!, every single reference ever to the 2nd and are rights, come from fear, but it bears repeating, especially with this lot. Why can't they just be honest about it? I want a gun/s for self defense, I feel weak without one. End of story.

< bonus cop science

These people are legitimately scary.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

monsieur fatso posted:

I can't imagine being so paranoid that I need to walk around carrying a shot gun to feel safe.

gently caress.

And look at how proud they are of it. That one guy just carries a big loving knife openly everywhere like some kind of redneck samurai. I bet he thinks he looks pretty badass, as opposed to just really creepy and weird.

And shotgun lady, I don't even know what to say.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

jwh posted:

It's not even borderline paranoid, it is paranoid.

If you're walking around a residential suburb carrying a shotgun, something is either very wrong with your community, or very wrong with you.

It is also possible that you are what is very wrong with your community.

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

You can still kill someone with one, but c'mon its much less likely than with a gun.

Here's the negative for them. They don't just want to defend themselves, they really do want to kill someone. They are just waiting for an excuse.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Jul 10, 2013

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Hazo posted:

So what you guys are saying is that the movie should have ended with Kevin McAllister in juvie?

He stole a toothbrush; it should have ended with the shopkeeper pumping 3 pounds of buckshot into his back.

Wait, what state did they live in?

The Bible
May 8, 2010


That post sure is indicative of something Victoria Jackson should be worried about, unlike all those other posts they make about illegal immigrants and Obama that are filled with POV shots down the barrel of a shotgun.

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May 8, 2010

gadZeus posted:

North Korea hasn't been communist since Juche replaced communism in the early '70s.

Communist = Socialist = Fascist = Not America.

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