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DoctorPresident posted:"Keep Calm and Steal Content" ...$2,200 to make a shirt for a bunch of people? What the gently caress? How do people completely miss the point of Kickstarter so often?
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Paper Gazelle posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/collectors/collectors-can-a-comic-book-collection-survive-mar?ref=category Good God that's a terrible drawing. AND he made it the cover of the first issue. I also love this line: "Also, everyone knows that the first issue of any comic series will be worth millions in the future!" Well, you sold me, Eddie.
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Noyemi K posted:I knew, from the very second I saw the name, that it'd be flexible funding. Hmmm, wonder why that is... Is there any reason not to do Flexible Funding on IndieGoGo? I don't think I've ever seen a project that doesn't have it.
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My jaw dropped during the video for this. What in the gently caress was that??? I have no idea what the product was, the animation thing that took up 80% of the video made no sense (and was unbelievably poorly done), and to top it all off, "It's not just gamging." Holy poo poo.
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DStecks posted:That second kickstarter you linked is a horrible idea. In the event the link ever goes dead, the kickstarter is for dice made of wood. Wood is not an internally homogeneous substance, so those dice will roll idiosyncratically. Not to mention they look like poo poo, judging by the pictures he posted.
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Iron Prince posted:I don't really know what to make of this one. I was just browsing around local projects. Apparently St. Paul the Apostle was reincarnated as a 21 year old guy in Newfoundland, Canada. Who knew? The intro video is the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
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Cyril Sneer posted:This is from a few pages back but these are both good ideas and I would probably buy them, though not at the listed prices. You should consider buying pants that are the correct length.
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DancingPenguin posted:That is probably some of the worst rewards I have ever seen. $4000 for a DVD filled with a bunch of YouTube videos. Yup.
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FallinInTheBlak posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/198369721/the-epic-video-game-project?ref=sidebar Hitlers Gay Secret posted:"We'll see you on the high scores" Depressing Drawers posted:Minimum pledge reward - $100.00 This is so obviously a joke, you guys.
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I think you're severely overthinking this joke.
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tlarn posted:Are you tired of Family Guy yet? Apparently there are people who aren't, and there are people who want to try and get their own show in the fray. Contemplate upon Monkey-Chicken's first mistake it commits with its video. 4 backers, $1,510. Uhhhhhhh
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Orzo posted:What does autism have to do with Kickstarter (nonstarter)? Because the collective internet has decided to use "autism" as a blanket insult for people that have awkward social graces or nervous ticks.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Over $1000 now with 4 weeks to go. And of course he begins the slow process of beating it to a pulp by creating "merch" for it (see: any animal-centric Youtube video with more than 1,000,000 views) quote:We're making a lot of great progress. I think it's time for us to think about getting hats made. I added a new donor level for people who want hats. For those who are interested the hats could look like this: http://www.zazzle.com/i_love_potato_salad_mesh_hat-148005376484063142
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Zaphod42 posted:Somebody needs to quote the picture because GOD drat sweet i've always wanted to get cranked off by a tumor'd up Hellboy hand
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Did anyone from that reddit thread in that article ask the creator to explain this butt photoshop job?
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Meatwave posted:Anonabox cancelled by kickstarter! "Suspended" is different than "Cancelled," isn't it? Or am I misremembering?
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wibberding/the-card-clip This guy is either completely unaware of his surroundings, or he's advertising for Costco. Or both.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh there's so much more that this guy is unaware of ... Sure, but do the makers of those "card clips" do jumping jacks after every sale?
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Stick Insect posted:why not post some yourself? i did, and there was one post about it before people started talking about cat calling or whatever Therion posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1246820613/blood-sport-the-ultimate-in-immersive-gaming this reeked of "performance art" at first glance, but yeah it just seems like a nerdy blood drive. they need $250k to travel across Canada and buy medical equipment, and I'm not sure I should trust these people with my blood.
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Rosalind posted:hilariously awkward Gamergate meet-up You can't just say something like that and not share a link or something.
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TraderStav posted:I had to read this sentence three times to realize that it didn't say CHLOROFORM. quote:Third-I would love "COLORFORMS" to pick me but if they do not I need PLAN B! This guy is good.
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Zybourne Clock posted:Ben invented a new kind of battery that runs on biofuel which will keep your phone charged for over a month. If you're going to scam us, the least you could do is not point out that your prototype is made of tic-tac boxes. They say they have a prototype that's been charging a phone for three months, but the only picture we get is a lovely-looking mess of electro-bits connected to an LED? This has to be a joke.
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DrBouvenstein posted:I don't know how to feel about this: I like the totally appropriate and necessary shot of belly tat dude glancing over at the "hot chick in the cafe," and the twist at the end that he has a wife/girlfriend/findom.
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:Holy poo poo, it really takes balls to sell shrink wrap as some revolutionary new product. Reminds me of Soylent. God nerds are dumb. B-b-but it's different! Heat shrink kickstarter posted:What is the difference between Sleev and standard heat shrink?
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ErIog posted:The crazy thing is how that's something in a FAQ. As a marketing thing, the difference between their product and normal heat shrink wrapping should be loving front and center. There should A/B comparison shots saying, "Yo, our product is different from this bullshit over here. Here's how." That's not something you just footnote if you are going up against an established product. Nobody who wants to know how it's different(if it even is) is going to bother to read their FAQ. I'd wager a guess that their market is "people who don't know what heat shrink is."
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shut the gently caress up you nerds and donate to this knee-jerk Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/958078205/thedress "I have no idea what I'm doing but I think this might work give me money"
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Sleeveless posted:Remember that legally-dubious show about a bunch of internet weirdos entrapping people for entertainment under the guise of justice? You know, the one that didn't actually get very many convictions, was widely criticized and rejected by actual law enforcement, and is directly responsible for multiple suicides? TCAP rules.
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Xandu posted:The sad thing is, I don't even think this is the first kickstarter based on that concept. There was another one that was some sort of magic underwear for strip clubs. I think that one had the opposite effect, wherein the underwear had a slick, "lube-like" texture that helped you cum from a lapdance. I can't believe I just typed that.
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I'm glad that even mentally unstable dummies can scam people out of money with Kickstarter. Oh, the Kickstarter itself even looks like absolute dogshit. A fool and his money etc etc.
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ALFbrot posted:From the comment section: So what in the gently caress is the point of his Kickstarters if he's able to finish them without funding?
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Waffleman_ posted:Here's the kicker: Yeah but is that "Great for EDC (Everyday Carry) tactical"??? Also  at $5 for one stick.
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good posts guys hilarious awful kickstarters y'all are posting keep it up
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ErIog posted:Listen, CJacobs is the god-king emperor decider person about how other people should spend their money, and this is bad! You can't like, question it, man. There's a project, and CJacobs doesn't like that project so therefore it's a bad Kickstarter. Same goes for all the other products CJacobs doesn't buy. If they were good things then CJacobs would purchase them, but CJacobs does not purchase them so therefore they are not good. CJacobs never wastes money on frivolities themselves. Jesus Christ, this is the biggest overreaction to a post I've seen in a long time.
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Phanatic posted:This guy wants people to pay for his moving expenses to Portland and they get mad and then he gets upset: All I see is people making fun of him in the comments, and no response from the creator. Am I missing something?
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freelop posted:
They've sold these at every major electronics retailer since laptops have existed. I'm pretty sure I've seen one that looks exactly like the one in the picture as well.
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Azubah posted:https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/retro-vgs#/story Wow, that's a pretty nice looking controller prototype they have here!  ...hold up  Eh, just a coincidence I suppose.
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