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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Roctor posted:

I'm not really afraid of snakes but this made me uncomfortable

This is why you invest in a good pair of boots. Snakes are little scaredy-cat cuddlefaces, but if you step on one they will pump as much venom into your body as they are physically able to.

But they're so cute, the little dickenses! :3:


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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Yes, who'd have thought a man that ate dog food for the internet would turn out to be some sort of jokester.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I'm guessing a vacuum formed inside the tank somehow?

It was a demonstration of what happens when you let all the contents out without opening a vent to let air replace it.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Longer version's even sillier:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Effingham posted:

Part of me is fascinated by the creativity that went into this device. The other part is horrified that the video is ANIME rather than real-lady porn.

That is just hosed up on all sorts of levels.

You can't seriously be surprised that the kind of people who would buy a peripheral meant to be used on their dicks in conjunction with an Oculus Rift and a porn game wouldn't be more into animes than real women.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Jay O posted:

Someone is beating off to this. ...It was potentially created to be beaten off to. :saddowns:

What else do you think it would be used for? :crossarms:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Decrepus posted:

What's the point of par-cooking a burrito?

So it doesn't burn his mouth when he eats it, duh. :jerkbag:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Bad Munki posted:

Pretty sure horses can't have SA accounts, how would they pay?

With 10 bucks.

:colbert:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
Because that would look weird. :jerkbag:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Orange Harrison posted:

There's got to be something behind this. My fake viral video alarms are going off but I can't put my finger on it.

A handler is giving signals to the elephant on what paint strokes to make. The process of teaching them how to do this involves horrible pain and they comply out of fear.

But no large mammals are just natural showmen with creative souls.

e:f,b

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
I want to imagine she was supposed to be aiming for whatever that is around his stomach, but decided to inject a little surprise into the situation, and now her boyfriend is missing a couple teeth.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Erebus posted:

That's not how you test a toilet.



Toilet? That's clearly a nugget fountain. :confused:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

minato posted:

Isn't it just the sodium from the soy-sauce being added that causes the dead frog's muscles to activate? The frog isn't actually still alive. Same as those "dancing squid" dishes you can google for.

I first heard about this practice when I saw a video of some competition where they cooked and served a fish and a snake. The fish was still gasping for breath and would probably be flopping around if its body hadn't been sliced and boiled.

e: also the competition was in China, so if that gif is actually from Japan then it's at least two nations that are hosed up.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
The cat doesn't even stick around. He gave the baby a swat in kind. Some people want to protect the baby at all costs, but I think part of that would include having it learn not to punch a predator half its size in the goddamn face.

Good thing those folks didn't own a bird. Those fuckers go for the throat!

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

platedlizard posted:

Best way to deal with fire ants: pour molten metal into their hill.



Great way to keep those ants from tearing up your lawn! :pseudo:

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