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Caufman
May 7, 2007

Memento1979 posted:

Yes, we should be reveling in the time-honoured tradition of dudes pretending to have enormous weiners.



Now let's get antiquitous with our weapon-phallic metaphors.



Warning, rather large (but not the penises).

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Caufman
May 7, 2007
I did not get one and now I am worried that no one cares about my ethnic soul.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Glottis posted:

There's just no way this is real. I. no. god

It's not real.

The dinosaurs were most likely made extinct by an impact event.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

muike posted:

A pancake. Literally a tiny pancake, flapjack, griddlecake, grannytits, batterfry, roadkill scrotum

Fascinating vernacular.

I looked at that egg-shaped thing wondering what it was, it took me a while to realize it was an egg.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

t_violet posted:

There wasn't a conversation about seagulls eating chips in the gif thread...

Don't you think there should be?



That bird on the bottom right knows what's up.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Tactical geese, you say?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Crasscrab posted:

:3: The cutest little vermin you ever did see! He's gonna need a bath after this!

Look at that little hole it chewed to get in! :3: Little fella's not gonna fit through that exit anymore!

Caufman
May 7, 2007
That's the most tasteful pose I've ever seen in front of a giant penis.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Zemyla posted:

I keep thinking of something to say, looking back at it, and laughing some more. How did you/whoever do it?

FEV might do the trick, I think.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Radio Paranoia posted:

Dreadlock guy looks cool and I'd hang out with him. Just as long as he leaves his beardy beaver pal at home.

Gappy Stare is invited to my cult's open-house/pig ritual, but his +1 better have showered this week.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

I don't think it's possible to make an A look any more like a penis.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Not enough people in this thread have watched Wag the Dog.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Small Frozen Thing posted:

She's explicitly stated that she wasn't creeped away, she just didn't find it interesting enough to stick around. She still sometimes gets self-flagellating goons apologizing for being horrible disgusting creatures and scaring her off, and thinks our self-loathing issues are kind of weird.

It's the elephant in the room for sure.



But I don't believe a webcomic artist doesn't understand why a community builds itself around self-hatred.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Personally, I think it was bought into so easily because goons found it more of a palatable narrative: If she left because we were creepy, that's understandable, those creepy goons ruin everything! :argh: But if she left because we weren't interesting, that just stings.

:monocle: My God, man. Do you do this professionally?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Johnny Aztec posted:

Sorry buddy, cancer is just bits of me that just love too much to say no, and the other is stabby pointy bits around my junk.
Nothing stabby gets anywhere near my junk.

He's not a doctor, but Johnny Aztec's opinion is regarded on the subject.

Medicine is just going to have to work to make cancer scarier than a shiv in the butt.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Phlegmish posted:

Why would reptiles even be interested in mating with mammals? Sicko dinosaurs.

The other question being, why would someone be interested in reptiles mating with mammals?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Superhaus posted:

Sometimes a building is just a building, Sigmund.

But what if I told you Smáralind is Icelandic for Penisland?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

but Holy Hell is it HENTAI!!!

It's not a sentence structure I encounter a lot in porno taglines. It caught my eye!

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Boiled Water posted:

Is this a unisex bathroom or passive agressive tumblr trans* poo poo?

It's good to see the knee jerks both ways.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

The MSJ posted:

I'm someone living in what was probably known as "the Orient" and I still have no idea what "Oriental flavor" means. Spices, onions, shallots and soy sauce?

Here's some 'Oriental' pictures.







It's incredible how the mind just fills the void with horror, unspeakable horror.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Captain Trips posted:

"Brown" can be used to describe middle-eastern, Indian (dot, not feather), or Latinos, as well. :eng101:

You're right.

"Ethnic" baby arms.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Are you sure it's not like

Hotel

Moron

Followed by an ominous, "..."

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I've got that brain disorder that makes me think that's a picture of Casey Anthony freaking me out.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

VanSandman posted:

This would be a better shop if you couldn't see the stripes.

Without the stripes, it might just be a midget's walking cane.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
That writer sounds pretty ungrateful for having received an essentially none pizza with left beef.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

poptart_fairy posted:

I love that not only did this guy get the budget to open such a store, he quite likely convinced someone there's a strong enough market for nothing but skull related merchandise to warrant funding in the first place.

The late stage of capitalism is a truly bewildering world.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Strudel Man posted:

The man in purple is incredibly gigantic.

Uh huh, and I'm supposed to believe that there's a bottling company out there making drinks for giants?

It's a public pool for the unusually small.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
That's some pretty beautiful photography. Like, arsonist quality.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Penny Paper posted:

No offense, but I think that's kinda cool and very well-made. Sure, it's a sign of our technologically-dependent times, but what isn't these days?

And I bet it tastes like cake, which is the best part about cake.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

I can finally give my penis the shapely perfection it deserves.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

He kind of looks like he has no idea what's going on and Stewart keeps dressing him up into these weird photos.

It's more ghoulish than that.

It looks like he died a few days ago and Stewart keeps dressing him up into these weird photos.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Oh dear, I better call their legal team. You see, while Dumb Starbucks may be a legal parody of Starbucks, I'm afraid its a copyright violation of my company, Dumb Holdings LLC.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Blame the dragon, he's copping them wrong.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Dios mio, do I have to fix everything?

Caufman
May 7, 2007

AndyElusive posted:

It's cyrillic lettering.

Ah, because Steve Jobs was slavic. I get it.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

LingcodKilla posted:

You'd be pretty tasty too if I injected you with a ton of grape juice.

Oh! Normally I just let the body soak overnight in juice/marinate.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

In post-Soviet Russia, brother always come out with just dick in hand.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Tiggum posted:

How can she be both nude and dressed as Velma at the same time?

Tiggum you're so dumb sometimes I wonder how you log onto the Internet without getting hit by a car.



Blast from the past!

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Sokoban posted:

There's no problem that can't be solved with dildos

You must be correct. (NSFW, maybe? It's a dildo; I don't know where you work.)

Khazar-khum posted:

I think I love you.

Hey, for real, I might love you, too. Call me.

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Caufman
May 7, 2007

Sneaking Mission posted:

hint: there's a bird

The joke isn't the bird.

It's the arrow pointing at the bird. If you're going to edit this photo, you need to have a discreet, inoffensive arrow pointing at the big honking unnecessary arrow.

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