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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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It was a funny image to me. Don't be such a goddamn narc and relax.
(drunk post)

EDIT: you probably didnt want anyone to get probated. Actually that's noble. forget what I said.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Cakefool posted:

I want to do this so hard but it would get me fired. Maybe a shaving foam version?

Shaving foam would be great in a noisy office where they wouldn't hear the can going off. They probably wouldn't even notice the foam until the can was empty.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Tardcore posted:

I have a couple DVDs without menus. I think one of them is Schindler's List.

That sucks. I bet a gag reel would have been hilarious.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Aleph Null posted:

Kinderprison?

New band name found.

E: Including the question mark.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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I Am Crake posted:

In order to reach the next level of celebrity breakdown media circus, someone has to die. I'm not saying anyone in particular, I'm just saying the perfect shitstorm would include candid shots of Bieber's goons dragging bloody trash bags out of a hotel room.

Wasn't that pretty much OJ Simpson?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Stormageddon posted:

The loving balls of that celebrity teenager.

Stop being so mad about children.

No

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Joebungaloe posted:

Where is this in Williamsburg? I live in Newport News and now *must* eat here.

It's only like a 6 hour drive.

Edit: DAGNABBIT!

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I assumed bagel meant 'zero'.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Burning Mustache posted:

Aldi is pretty cool and all, but how many of you have ever been to a Hofer, huh?



:colbert:

What's a Hofer?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Burning Mustache posted:

:downs:

I've been tired and unfocused all day, maybe I shouldn't be posting in pun-laden threads.

I shall go out and get drunk in shame now.

I'm just glad someone got it.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Dracula Factory posted:

What's the point of having fun if you can't record it and show everyone how great your shallow little life is?

Did people say this bullshit when the camera was invented?
Just relax.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Argh Quote ain't edit!

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Fucknag posted:

Not that I've ever eaten dog food (a necessary disclaimer on this site), but I can't imagine there's be any real harmful side effects. Humans, dogs, cats, we're all mammals, our body chemistry can't be that different (chocolate's toxicity in dogs notwithstanding.)

I'm sure it's fine but just tastes terrible especially compared to what we've grown used to eating. I bet it might be more palatable to a human who lived 10,000 years ago.
I ate a dog biscuit once or twice. They are amazingly dry.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

stubblyhead posted:

I wonder what they do with Bumblebee Guy in Spanish. Does he speak Romanian or something?

I bet he still speaks spanish but he's overdubbed by a different actor. It's a union thing.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

davidspackage posted:

I can't help you move tomorrow, Steve. I've got serious dildo arm.

I thought the joke was Spread Eagle road until I saw Dildo Arm.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Fried Watermelon posted:

He could be bringing it in just to show it off! When I worked a tech store old guys would always bring some old tech in to show off and shoot the poo poo with us.

Or he could be recycling it. I'm pretty sure that Apple stores (as do a lot of stores nowadays) accept old computers to be recycled.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:



edit: tinypic what the gently caress

I like this one better.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Effingham posted:

:golfclap:

(I wish I'd thought of saying that.)

If there is anyone out there who's never seen Father Ted, hie thee to Netflix on the double.

Father Ted is no longer on Netflix. At least, not streaming in the US. Waaah.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Avulsion posted:

I had no difficulty understanding what was going on because I read the content of the message instead of letting myself be distracted by its unconventional (but context appropriate) structure.

I agree it made perfect sense.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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ColHannibal posted:

There are actually 2 sequels.

Next you'll tell me there are prequels to Star Wars. Crazy talk.

Goddamn. I think I'm breaking tables and can't remove the pic.
I need to forget about uploading pics.
Mods?

[modedit: attachment removed]

^^ Thanks! ^^

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Chard posted:

I love how they just stuck latex gloves over the hooves and now the fingers are all dangly.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Shoehead posted:

You just wear a beanie for a while, no problem :v:

Um, how will he breath, moran?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

IUG posted:

Helvetica Bold.

Too fat

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Bad Kitty.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Trig Discipline posted:

...is what I'd whisper, in a non-threatening voice, from the other side of a stout, closed door.


Good Dog

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Maybe it's just his expression but I feel like the inside snake somehow has the upper hand.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Dienes posted:

It looks like its either a limbless lizard or a skink the snake is snackin' on. :eng101: If it is a skink, that snake is in for a rough time swallowing him.

I knew someone was going to come and say it isn't a snake.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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mrkillboy posted:

An unsanctioned Iranian Subway restaurant.



It's a captcha. It's to protect from hambots.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

omnibobb posted:

Minivans rock. I had one when I was in high school and it was always like "Hey let's all go do something" and we'd pile in one car and go down to the beach and play dungeons and dragons.

Minivans prevent sex.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Who would that be?

I'm assuming Jimmy Savile…
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/12/14391008-uk-in-turmoil-after-multiple-claims-kids-entertainer-molested-children-for-years

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I have to tell myself that this guy lost a bet because thinking that he might have assumed that everyone wore that hat over there just saddens me too much.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

VanSandman posted:

Still getting 404'd.

For the record it works for me.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm literally angry at geese right now and I want to go out and kick a goose's rear end. I think this is how it feels to be really racist.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Doctor Bishop posted:

Right, and next you're gonna tell me that Star Wars isn't real.



Antiques Roadshow would be amazing if they had little random skits like this. Get actors to donate their time and get more people watching PBS.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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Effingham posted:

I make it a point to serve one for dinner every Christmas. It's my way of getting back at the little bastards. One bird at a time.

Does goose taste at all like swan?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

I swear it looks like a pile of brown baby arms.

"African American" baby arms.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

No, there's not enough crust/sauce for that. The toppings mostly just fall off so you sort of have to fold up the slice and use the crust as a funnel to guide them into your mouth. I think it's stupid so I get my own separate pizza.

Pizza is supposed to be folded.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

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This was totally not what I expected it to be.

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