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Jasta posted:


Taking that "just got out of bed" look to extremes.

I'd say it's more of a "just got out of a ravioli" look.

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Brother Jonathan posted:

"I'M JESUS CHRIST, RETURNED TO..." Blam! Blam! Blam!

Yeah, some things never change.

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Bonk posted:

My apartment's full of weird/stupid poo poo like this. Observe:



Drawer that can't be opened unless the oven is open.



Recessed full length hallway mirror full of Chinese VHS and Betamax tapes. Landlord didn't even know it was there.

I was hoping for something more interesting, but it's mostly just Hong Kong cop TV shows and some home videos from the 70s.



Does nothing.



Does nothing.



Middle nub does nothing.



Little switch does nothing.



Both do nothing.



Here's a doozy. Outlet in the cupboard ceiling, somehow on the same fuse as the 2 bedrooms on the other side of the house. We know this because if we run the microwave on high while our computers are running, we blow a fuse. But only in the bedrooms and that one kitchen outlet.


Whoever designed this house was the personification of :wtc:

Did you never play Riven? Clearly you just haven't found the right combination of switch settings to open up the secret passageway. The secret is probably on one of those videotapes.

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hooah posted:

What? That's a flavor? I mean, I like (most) cheese, and I like onion, but I've never run across anything that's just those two combined.

Ahem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePaHG6g7uFw

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Thank god you showed up to straighten that out, I had almost misconstrued that photograph as being humorous.

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Kind Milkman posted:

Does anyone actually order prints of The Oatmeal? Or any webcomic for that matter? Where would it even be appropriate to display that?

I bought the anglerfish one for my lab, where we work on fish. People liked it. I generally think he's a pandering pile of piss, but when he's pandering directly to ME well...

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RizieN posted:

I had to google Cloaca:
In zoological anatomy, a cloaca (pron.: /kloʊˈeɪkə/) is the posterior opening that serves as the only opening for the intestinal, reproductive, and urinary tracts of certain animal species.

But I still don't think it's funny. :colbert:

Thanks to new advances in medical technology, you can have your own!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U4zemqaq68

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gbut posted:

That's not real.

:aaa: Seriously? You're telling me that the pill to combine a woman's urethra, anus, and vagina into a single opening using retroviruses isn't real? The one that was advertised on a youtube channel called "UCB Comedy"? Man, now I just don't even know what to think. Guess I better cancel my order. It was going to be my wife's birthday present too. :(

Anyway, :nws: http://i.imgur.com/nUaijl9.jpg

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Crasscrab posted:

Nah. It's now canon that Greedo wore women's shoes.

That was his wife Greeda, from the short-lived sitcom spinoff Everybody Tolerates Greedo.

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You have got to be making GBS threads me.

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There is no good ending to a goose confrontation. Either you're the guy who everyone saw get his rear end beat by a goose, or you're the guy who everyone saw punch a goose.

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7thBatallion posted:

No abnormally shaped crotch bulge. Voted 1.

Perhaps the abnormally shaped crotch bulge...is you?

Really makes you think.

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Kikka posted:

What's going on here?

Twerking is harder than it looks.

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Finally my dream of naked mole rat cosplay is a reality.

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Picnic Princess posted:

I always thought the sun looked white.

Does that make me racist? :ohdear:

It does, but when you hear it try to say the letter L it's a dead giveaway.

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trapped mouse posted:

It's cute; but is it art?

Definitely.

http://thepainterofpancakes.tumblr.com/ :nws:

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They need to rotate the hood so the hole isn't above her, then, since she can't look up.

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No, I was referring to the "fact" that dogs can't look up. It was a joke, albeit possibly not a great one.

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RizieN posted:

Yea, but not a single normal person views it that way. If I came across that dog it'd be in my house right now eating Orijen and getting cuddles and lovins forever.

Oh I do this with homeless people all the time, it's great.

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coleman francis posted:

It's roman tupac

You're thinking of IIpac.

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NESguerilla posted:

Did you find it? Wow.

Hitler looks like Russel Crowe.

Well have you ever seen both of them in the same place? Think about it.

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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

Fun fact about shoebills: They have evolved to have two kids at a time and let one of them die.

True of lots of birds, actually. The "insurance offspring" interpretation is a bit controversial, though.

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Say Nothing posted:


Not an optical illusion.

Is there a sign at the bottom that says "Caution, Some Parkour Required"?

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Wax Dynasty posted:

You're attracted to secret lesbian 80s-sitcom housewives?

...are you not?

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particle409 posted:

What am I looking at? I see that there's the outline of a horse there, but is it made of water? And if so, where did the water come from?

The water came from Photoshop, apparently.

http://www.photoshoptutorials.ws/photoshop-tutorials/photo-manipulation/how-to-create-an-awesome-see-through-water-horse-in-photoshop/

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N. Senada posted:

Alcoholism affects us all.

By making us awesome, sexy, and funny.

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Fozaldo posted:

Nothing beats the Hitler House.



It may look terrible from the outside, but you should see the newly renovated lebensraum!

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Centripetal Horse posted:

I think you've just ruined anal sex for me, no matter which side of it I happen to be on.

Yeah because this is so sexy:

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My reaction to that biopsy pic.

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Mescal posted:

I know what I'm doing next time I meet an Erica.

Getting slapped?

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IUG posted:

This is the worst way to find out something important. Worse than finding out a celebrity died via the forums.

Which celebrity died via the forums?

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Three-Phase posted:

I am not sure why someone would need to reduce a mouse into a soup-like homogenate. Unless you were nursing a sick snake back to health or something. :stare::hf::gonk:

What? Do you eat them whole? Fuckin' weirdo.

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...is what I'd whisper, in a non-threatening voice, from the other side of a stout, closed door.

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Whatev posted:

Actually it's a dyin'

All living is dying. :emo:

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Frostwerks posted:

Wow! Name?

Nobody knows, it was just some monkey.

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The monkey is also an adult film star.

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Speciesist.

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Captain Trips posted:

How long until that's modified for interactive porn?

Or better yet, Skype sex?

Modified?

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Breetai posted:

An adult Cassowary can disembowel a full-grown man with a single kick.

No-one bothered telling them they weren't dinosaurs anymore. No-one dared.

I saw one of these in the wild earlier this year, which had been a dream of mine for some time. They are spectacular, eerily huge and reptilian birds.

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What the hell man? The vagina is the best amusement park of all.

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